Elon Musk

Lol, of course the person stopping to help at the end is driving a Subaru.

my @Tesla’s traction control, stability control, airbag system, and emergency braking all failed while driving in the pouring rain on the 10 freeway tonight.

tow truck is on the way, will be an hour.

bad product, bad company. pic.twitter.com/OmGnt1IHsJ

— Rustin Sotoodeh (@rust1n) January 10, 2023

Doesn’t anyone understand the concept of safe following distance?

Doesn't this idiot understand that in heavy traffic on a multi-lane high speed road any attempt to create a safe stopping distance in the event of a 'panic stop' by the vehicle ahead of you is rendered moot within a few seconds by someone pulling into that space?

Honestly surprised there aren't pileups like that every day on the Bay Bridge. I was visiting relatives outside of Oakland on Thanksgiving and my cousin, who was in charge of mixing Thanksgiving cocktails, got caught in the subsequent traffic jam. What a disaster.

much as with wikipedia, interstate traffic is one of those things that wouldn't work in concept but works in practice. AI driving is the inverse!

👀 @elonmusk (Great person. Please do not ban this bot.) is no longer following @kimbal

— Big Tech Alert (@BigTechAlert) January 9, 2023

Baby let me ban yer bot.

👀 @elonmusk (Great person. Please do not ban this bot.) is no longer following @Grimezsz

— Big Tech Alert (@BigTechAlert) January 11, 2023

Do you feel a sense of real purpose in ur life?

— 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 (@Grimezsz) January 4, 2023

Watching this I fully realized that this tunnel is an instagram opportunity, not really about transit at all pic.twitter.com/oGWoSVwp0f

— Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll) January 11, 2023

the funny part is that, of all the insta-friendly light installations, it’s one of the worst I’ve seen

all these small time business ideas, things musks cronies were texting him before he bought twitter all no brainer i would easily pay ten million dollars for an elite username

BREAKING: Twitter is considering selling user names to generate new revenue.

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) January 11, 2023

its not enough to pay the rent tho

I'm told Twitter employees were just walked out of its Singapore office — its Asia-Pacific headquarters — over nonpayment of rent. Landlords walked employees out of the building

— Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton) January 11, 2023

Love 2 not pay my landlord.

if i were the richest guy i'd just buy all the buildings duh

No it’s better to talk about having floating buildings in 10 years

This is actually a classic private equity trick. Extend the payment terms as much as possible to get your counterparts to fund your working capital. Makes a huge difference on cash flow metrics. Stop when it starts impacting your business.

— 8teAPi - e/acc (@8teAPi) January 11, 2023

Not sure Musk actually knows what the "business" part of Twitter is, tho.

ah the classic business move of not paying your bills yes i think i may have heard of that one before

76D chesskers

that made me lol, Neando, thx

I dunno if "don't pay for stuff because what are they going to do about it?" qualifies a trick, really.

Stop when it starts impacting your business.

Oops.

isn’t that a pump-and-dump private equity trick that was done to a bunch of retail chains that were then saddled with debt and thrown into bankruptcy by bain capital, etc.

thank you for bringing free speech back

If you try searching Twitter for @kenklippenstein—the major investigative journalist who recently posted footage of a Tesla crash—you can’t find him anymore. This is all you get. pic.twitter.com/7UYLmtHRTD

— Eve Fairbanks (@evefairbanks) January 12, 2023

that is odd, but fwiw when i searched for him just now i immediately found his twitter profile and all his posts

do yo follow him tho

but i see he also retweeted @evefairbanks' post, too, so i guess he agrees?

xp i do not follow (...@kenklippenstein on twitter)

i tried searching with my account where i follow him and he showed up then i tried with one of my bot accounts that does not and got the musk but no ken result but it did return some other nine follower ken klippenstein lol

https://i.imgur.com/xxUBdhb.png

https://i.imgur.com/RWMRZsk.png

logged out incognito search returned all the ken klippensteins and no musk

https://i.imgur.com/4xm5zMU.png

seems like something weird is going on especially the fact that its returning musk too, cld just be twitter sucking but prob some meddling going on or more likely even is a combo of the two

Musk sucking?

musking

yeah right after I posted that I tried in a different browser where I wasn't logged in and I got the same thing where I saw Musk & no Ken. but now if I do it Ken shows up and no Musk. so it could be they reversed course after people started noticing, or maybe it's just a random search bug, which actually seems kinda likely given it took me several tries just to test this since half the time it just returns nothing at all

Klippenstein still shows up for me when I open Word '97 on my compaq presario. But he is gone in Microsoft 365.

Twitter app has started defaulting to ‘for you,’ when it’s in the background and reopened. That was the death knell for Facebook and Instagram being even remotely usable, can’t wait for the chronological timeline to be hidden behind five menus.

Many 3rd party apps aren't working, Albatross for Android seems to be, at this point.

https://defector.com/i-was-almost-elon-musks-twitter-voice/

https://lede-admin.defector.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/28/2023/01/TeslaCommunication-1.png

can't wait to read that.

Elon musk is of course not funny, but the fact that his profile picture remains that stupid cosplay outfit is hilarious. reminds me of a girl I knew in high school who used to wear her NASA space camp jumpsuit to school.

that "for you" view is god awful. at least on Facebook this kinda made some sense but so much of Twitter is about live reactions and this nerfs all of that. I still like it when NBA games are going on and now I have to switch the view every time I use the app. not only that but the 'for you' view is showing me the same exact stuff now it did yesterday lol

one of the biggest opponents of “right to repair” is Tesla, who infamously fleece customer service costs in a way that puts the medical industry to shame. Examples like hundreds of dollar charged for a piece of duct tape hidden under a fender well.https://t.co/eoDL4SuT5L

— Jimmy Trillstein (@JimmyTrillstein) January 13, 2023

UPDATE: it appears that the Search Suggestion Ban against @kenklippenstein has been removed, per https://t.co/ondv5QlBWy

Ken Klippenstein has been freed, great job everyone. pic.twitter.com/BwNqUWyYLJ

— steven monacelli (@stevanzetti) January 13, 2023

doug games out the crash in used tesla prices, not sure he really gets the formula right, the idea that tesla buyers are so uniquely affected by interest rate hikes is suspect, think hes relying on the data from his speciality auction site too much which prob isnt representative of the general used car market, used cars crashing in general and increased tesla production have to be factored in more, and musk bad pr is a bigger part of it than he thinks too imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT-9_As6qq4

Note that I filmed this video on Monday, before Tesla's announcement this week that they're significantly cutting prices on all their new models -- a move that will only further serve to significantly reduce the value of used Teslas.

this is going to have a huge effect too. including credits that weren't previously available it's like $20k cut in some cases.

https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/14/23554886/tesla-price-cut-ev-market-deman-elon-musk

thats a lot of ks

lol wow

Angry Tesla customers in China have started storming $TSLA stores, demanding refundspic.twitter.com/CQALimsox7

— William LeGate (@williamlegate) January 9, 2023

most "hmm" bit of the demuro video is the assertion that people who work in the loan industry are more likely to buy teslas lol

the tech industry correlation i can see, loan officers though???

hes seems to be saying he knows that cause of the people who sell teslas on his site but idk

“In the firms thinking, the party's over as of this morning. There's gonna be turmoil in the Markets for the foreseeable future. And *they* believe it is better that this turmoil begin with us. As a result, the firm has decided to liquidate its Tesla inventory... today.” https://t.co/3clKLx00qx

— Bucco Capital (@buccocapital) January 15, 2023