"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

yeah, I just clicked through all the stuff you have to click through, and it was just a list of my top commenters. These are my friends, not my stalkers.

for real! xp

The latter idea is forbidden by the Facebook Privacy Policy. Yes, it basically counts how many times people have posted to your profile/pictures...

Just Say NO to dumbass Facebook apps. Because...

From Privacy Settings > Applications > Settings tab:

When a friend of yours allows an application to access their information, that application may also access any information about you that your friend can already see.

That shit is wide-open by default. Pick "Do not share any information about me through the Facebook API" if you haven't already.

and STOP USING APPS

Yeah every one of these stupid quizzes is sending everything else about you all over facebook. It tells you so, if you read carefully.

If people could see who viewed their profiles on Facebook then a bunch of people I went to school with would think I really liked them because I click on their profiles in horrified fascination at how fat and bald they got in a decade.

Andthat'sjustthewomen ahhhhhh

Ohmygod so so true.

It's more than a little suspicious that the "who's you're stalker?" app plants itself on your page and in your feed without even asking you. This is more virulent even than most quizzes.

Who's Your Sucker?

im kinda curious about a facebook trend i've noticed: straight women who are "in a relationship" or "married" to their best female friend. I keep seeing this more and more. Is this like an extension of those old boarding school "romances" between straight women?

hoes before bros innit

it's just a joke and it's been happening since facebook first started.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Mother-Truckin-Mike.jpg

Will Facebook keep sending me weekly messages to add family members until I do so, or will it eventually give up?

http://imgur.com/6zjNO.jpg

They ate Friendfeed

http://22.media.tumblr.com/PskYYWIJmqz7sud3eqcRM98Fo1_500.png

What is it with new parents who want to tell everyone who (wont) listen about their baby's pee and poo and weiners and other embarrasments?!

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/PETA.gif

END OF CONVO

first response hall of fame

That sacking one has the ring of a crap made-up e-mail forward to it.

whooooooooooooooooa

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lamebook.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F08%2Fgood-to-hear-from-you-james.jpg&h=48a9f85783ef7d6ac077133426358931

http://i31.tinypic.com/a0hptt.jpg

Relationship Status: Engaged

haha jeff's fb pic fits well w/ his comments

"mounted"

the one stevie posted is the most classic thing i've ever seen

so it turns out the last one was 4chan-related, which sorta...makes a lot of sense...

http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/08/22/4chan-hacked-facebook-pictures/

That's pretty fucked up. Who does that sort of shit for "fun"?!

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/1102/3dcauk.jpg

I mean wtf, hacking someone's Facebook to write stuff like this isn't even funny (not that it being funny would make the hacking okay), it's just incredibly stupid and senseless.

^ all this, plus gold star mother = has lost a son or daughter who was serving in the military

i mean, teabagger or not...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/OyVey1.gif

"lets chop off some of your clit and see how much you enjoy Johnny Depp movies and Gray's Anatomy"

was uncut Andrew going to be buried in a jewish cemetery before he committed suicide? (the only thing, AFAIK, that actually can preclude you from being buried in one. also, maybe being a gentile)

uncut Andrew!!!!

i know i just keep reposting links from lamebook but seriously typing like this must take SO DAMN LONG its like its harder than actually being literate surely?

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this link: http://www.lamebook.com/pl353-5t0p

My Dad has been pestering me to fill in his profile for him as he is computer retarded and also to be his friend since he only had one other. I finally broke today and put a picture of his dogs as his profile pic and "I am awesome." in his "About Me" section. Hope he's ok with this. I also hid myself from his feed so he doesn't call me every time I post something and ask me to explain it to him. <3 u dad.

LOL I wish I had my Dad's password so I could do that too! Dad has gone through my friends list and added every friend of mine he's ever met. Kind of cute, but weird too.

If I thought mine knew how to use facebook I would probably warn ppl not to accept any requests from him but I doubt he'll be able to figure that much out. I only know his pw because he uses the same one for everything which is a combo of my name/birthday.

woah you can hide your feed from your parents? or could you only do that b/c you were logged in as him?

Because I was logged in as him but the beauty of it is that he'll never know!!

(the only thing, AFAIK, that actually can preclude you from being buried in one. also, maybe being a gentile)

i assumed this meant he got a tattoo

my godmother added me as a FB friend. i expressed reservations about it to my mom who told me "you HAVE to! she's your godmother!"

You can set up different lists with different levels of privacy and then put your friends on the different lists, depending on what you want them to see. I have a list for family that is pretty locked down, and a "professional" list for work friends that is even more locked down.

Friends > All Friends > Create New List to make your various lists.

Then go to Settings > Privacy Settings > Profile and you can change the privacy settings for each element listed.

So, for example, for "Wall Posts," I click Edit Custom Settings, select "Only Friends" under the "Friends" heading, select "None of My Networks" from the drop down box, and then type and select "Family and Professional" in the "Except" box at the bottom.

awwwwwwwwwwwwesome thank you awesome jenny