U.S. Politics January 2023: Kevin McCarthy's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Life

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all these revotes and all he's done is lose 3 votes

― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 00:35 (three years ago)

The MJT as bomber seems far fetched. Stems from her being on security footage walking next to the alleged bomber, the unidentified man with a bag.

― ian, Friday, 6 January 2023 00:57 (three years ago)

it's not quite as bad as Melania Replacement Theory but it's mostly dumb

― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 00:58 (three years ago)

xp they dated briefly, I think

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 January 2023 00:59 (three years ago)

Melania Replacement Theory is real

― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 6 January 2023 01:06 (three years ago)

Melania wishes it was

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 6 January 2023 01:12 (three years ago)

there are actually three melanias and theyre all the real one

― lag∞n, Friday, 6 January 2023 01:13 (three years ago)

Protect children from Melania Replacement Therapy

― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 6 January 2023 01:18 (three years ago)

JOE BUCK: MCCARTHY APPEARS TO SUFFER DEFEAT ON 12,593rd BALLOT
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
— Chris Rongey (@ChrisRongey) January 5, 2023

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 6 January 2023 02:05 (three years ago)

im sorry the way he says from a whore is classically comedic

objectively true

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 6 January 2023 02:08 (three years ago)

Conspiracy sneakerheads know that both the bomber and MGT wore black and light grey Nike Air Max Speed Turf sneakers with a yellow logo.

― The self-titled drags (Eazy), Friday, 6 January 2023 03:44 (three years ago)

those are pretty sick tbh, way too good for any wingnuts

― lag∞n, Friday, 6 January 2023 03:46 (three years ago)

hmm

Gaetz: If Democrats join up to elect a moderate Republican, I will resign. pic.twitter.com/o89Sj3aj4y
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 6, 2023

― Karl Malone, Friday, 6 January 2023 04:06 (three years ago)

*Kevin McCarthy asks Siri to call Hakeem Jeffries*

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 6 January 2023 04:22 (three years ago)

lol he tries to say the dems wont do a coalition because jeffries is historic when obvs its cause gaetz is killing his party

― lag∞n, Friday, 6 January 2023 04:34 (three years ago)

what is going to happen here? how long can we function with no speaker?

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 6 January 2023 04:38 (three years ago)

this doesn't seem like a role that should be necessary

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 6 January 2023 04:39 (three years ago)

yeah theres no speaker of the senate

― lag∞n, Friday, 6 January 2023 04:40 (three years ago)

They won't get paid next week. As always, that will be the needle mover

― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 04:59 (three years ago)

/2 Members-elect & personal office staff will be paid, however
— John Bresnahan (@bresreports) January 6, 2023

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 January 2023 05:50 (three years ago)

Rep. Matt Gaetz had been making the rounds on the D side today talking to members. He told Rep. Omar the anti-Kevin group got all they wanted but still weren’t voting for him yet, per source familiar

Photo cred to Getty/Win McNamee pic.twitter.com/KOV3FVLlXv
— Nicholas Wu (@nicholaswu12) January 6, 2023

― Motion to adjourn to enjoy a footling (President Keyes), Friday, 6 January 2023 15:10 (three years ago)

Omar's face otm

― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 15:13 (three years ago)

major maya rudolph face

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 6 January 2023 15:19 (three years ago)

In news that will surprise no one, disgusting human being Matt Schlapp credibly accused of groping male staff member:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/herschel-walker-staffer-matt-schlapp-groped-my-crotch?ref=scroll

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2023 15:20 (three years ago)

Name makes for a very unfortunate URL

― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 15:26 (three years ago)

I have found that a bunch of right wing choads like Schlapp and Flynn live in Old Town Alexandria, uncomfortably close to me. Remind me not to go to a bar alone.

― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 6 January 2023 15:32 (three years ago)

Old Town Choad

― Motion to adjourn to enjoy a footling (President Keyes), Friday, 6 January 2023 15:36 (three years ago)

schlapp your mammy

― sault bae (voodoo chili), Friday, 6 January 2023 15:42 (three years ago)

lol PK

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 January 2023 15:52 (three years ago)

dunno if this has been mentioned yet but a fun little fact is that since congress doesn’t technically exist right now all the usual rules about what you can take photos or videos of aren’t in force so we’re getting to see way more of these candid moments than we usually do

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 January 2023 15:55 (three years ago)

A friend of ours, gay, now deceased, once discussed with us privately, with evidence, how CPAC is more queer than the fall of Rome.
— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) August 5, 2022

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2023 15:58 (three years ago)

I'm pretty sure I have seen Flynn twice in my hood: once at a fourth-grade school play (grandson maybe?), and once on the bike trail.

― Immodest Moose (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 January 2023 16:05 (three years ago)

I should clarify I live in a neighboring jurisdiction and that’s still too close for me.

― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 6 January 2023 16:28 (three years ago)

@dick_nixon
A friend of ours, gay, now deceased, once discussed with us privately, with evidence, how CPAC is more queer than the fall of Rome.

The last great stand of situational homosexuality, a room full of Matt Gaetz-looking white incels.

― عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Friday, 6 January 2023 16:35 (three years ago)

A friend of ours, gay, now deceased,

george santos?

― c u (crüt), Friday, 6 January 2023 16:43 (three years ago)

Who was yelling over Gaetz?

― Motion to adjourn to enjoy a footling (President Keyes), Friday, 6 January 2023 17:29 (three years ago)

Who wasn't?

― عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Friday, 6 January 2023 17:31 (three years ago)

Sisyphus

― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 17:31 (three years ago)

Sounds like something a friend of ours who meets that description might have said (xp to crüt)

― Farewell to Evening in Paradise (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 6 January 2023 17:32 (three years ago)

Although I don't know where he would have got the evidence.

― Farewell to Evening in Paradise (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 6 January 2023 17:32 (three years ago)

didn't feel a thing

― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 17:34 (three years ago)

Did he show his syphilis test results?

― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 6 January 2023 17:38 (three years ago)

"inconclusive"

― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 17:39 (three years ago)

BRECHEEN flips and goes for MCCARTHY

Two flips on this vote.
— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) January 6, 2023

― Motion to adjourn to enjoy a footling (President Keyes), Friday, 6 January 2023 17:39 (three years ago)

lol Jim Jordan's getting votes again?

― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 17:40 (three years ago)

4 have flipped to McCarthy now

― Motion to adjourn to enjoy a footling (President Keyes), Friday, 6 January 2023 17:43 (three years ago)

OK, so McCarthy gave the candy store away to the most insane tantrum children in Congress and now delivers them the keys?

― عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Friday, 6 January 2023 17:44 (three years ago)

Donalds voted McCarthy

― Motion to adjourn to enjoy a footling (President Keyes), Friday, 6 January 2023 17:46 (three years ago)

despite the flips, he loses again

― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 17:53 (three years ago)

he's missing a vote, too (Hunt, who had to fly back to TX today for some reason that i forgot)

if this goes until tomorrow, Hern, the guy Boebert keeps nominating, won't be present because of his mother's funeral. i don't know if Boebert thinks she's doing something kind for him by repeatedly nominating him landslide losses on the week his mother died

― Karl Malone, Friday, 6 January 2023 17:56 (three years ago)

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