everton 0 - brighton 4 and that's bye bye frank surely?
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 21:35 (one year ago) link
also twitter for the love of god, please stop showing me that picture of donny's leg bending the wrong way
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 21:41 (one year ago) link
Probably good night Brendan too? I'll be amazed if Ange Postecoglu isn't managing somewhere down here by the end of the season.
― Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 21:58 (one year ago) link
hands off
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 22:53 (one year ago) link
I gather that in tribute to David Gold both teams will be wearing sexy maid outfits. Class
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 18:59 (one year ago) link
actually some semblance of attack there . Costa of ten years ago might have reacted faster to loose ball in box.
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 20:07 (one year ago) link
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 20:12 (one year ago) link
damn where has this squad been all year?
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 20:23 (one year ago) link
and once again, we fuck it
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 21:37 (one year ago) link
definitely have not had the quality from the first half
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 21:39 (one year ago) link
goal
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 21:39 (one year ago) link
spurs 4-0 up at palace, well that's just no fun at all
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 21:40 (one year ago) link
I assume their fans aren't enjoying a second of it though idk, it's just perverse
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 21:43 (one year ago) link
I've been sour on Alt-Nouri for a while but he's playing his ass off tonight
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 21:47 (one year ago) link
Yeah that was terrifying
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 21:48 (one year ago) link
don't worry, teams I have a rooting interest in have a whopping one win since the beginning of December, and that was the only match I didn't watch.
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 21:49 (one year ago) link
oh my fucking god
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 21:52 (one year ago) link
Kilman would not have been able to defend that if he'd hit it right
Not a great night for Everton in any case
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 4 January 2023 21:54 (one year ago) link
If BBC Sport don't describe that as a "pulsating encounter" then I don't even know any more
Wolves were incredible in the first half
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 21:54 (one year ago) link
yeah, shame they couldn't keep it up. Villa def the better side in the second half by leaps and bounds
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 21:56 (one year ago) link
Damn, the Everton-Brighton highlights are funny as shit, Tarkowski falling over in slow motion trying to do a John Terry heroic last-ditch face block for no reason and March just slowly walking round him and putting it in the bottom corner
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 23:43 (one year ago) link
saw some clip yesterday of a player slowly getting up from lying down hurt and the guy hastily taking the resultant free kick just blasts it straight in his face, pretty sure it was that match?
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 23:48 (one year ago) link
this was glorious too:
This goal is absolutely ridiculous from Everton:- Overhit freekick to nobody- Player tackled trying to get his body across the ball- No look pass to nobody- Goalkeeper takes out his own teammate- Defender misses the ball trying to clear itAll in 20 seconds 😂👏 pic.twitter.com/oGkgCAcNiC— Mike/Sweet Left Foot (@SweetLeftFootFM) January 4, 2023
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 23:51 (one year ago) link
lol
― Aw naw, no' an Antonioni wan oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 January 2023 07:15 (one year ago) link
you can see Lampard has been putting in a lot of training-ground set-piece coaching hours with his side, lol. How did this card ever get onto the list of approved premiership managers for big clubs? well I know the answer to that.
― calzino, Thursday, 5 January 2023 09:29 (one year ago) link
Lolsea
that's the post
― Wyverns and gulls rule my world (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 January 2023 23:14 (one year ago) link
BBC have been running hard with the idea that this will be the closest Manchstuh Derby for years, I guess that would mean a draw? Someone leaking finishes to them?
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 14 January 2023 12:29 (one year ago) link
City could walk it and the Beeb would still be technically correct
― Wyverns and gulls rule my world (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 January 2023 13:00 (one year ago) link
Everton's board of directors will not attend Saturday's Premier League game against Southampton because of a "real and credible threat to their safety".
it's all Lampard's fault really
― calzino, Saturday, 14 January 2023 13:12 (one year ago) link
Think Utd have beaten City eight or nine times during this decade of sky blue domination? As an Evertonian I’d be very happy with that sort of local power imbalance. I’ve been advised to stay away from Goodison for years, also for the sake of my well-being. (Falls over drumkit, fails to find exit).
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 14 January 2023 13:51 (one year ago) link
Rashford 🥰
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Saturday, 14 January 2023 14:12 (one year ago) link
i like to think this will make Arsenal's upcoming choke more spectacular
― Wyverns and gulls rule my world (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 January 2023 14:39 (one year ago) link
Yeah I’m not enjoying this hope
― Godzilla: (laughs) You are a fool, Mozart. You will never defeat me. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 14 January 2023 14:41 (one year ago) link
thoughts and prayers
― Wyverns and gulls rule my world (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 January 2023 14:45 (one year ago) link
Bruno equaliser was iffy AF but fucking loving the result nonetheless
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Saturday, 14 January 2023 14:58 (one year ago) link
Apparently the new interpretation of the rule, if you don't touch the ball you're grand
It's fairly stupid but sure look
― Number None, Saturday, 14 January 2023 15:00 (one year ago) link
Lol I was two minutes late turning back on Wolves after halftime and missed the goal.
I can take a hint, boys!
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 January 2023 16:13 (one year ago) link
Definitely much more impressed with the attack today
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 January 2023 16:14 (one year ago) link
I guess there's a lot moving parts on a free kick like that but I don't get why Pickford would show JWP to that side of the goal so much and then stand completely still while he kicks it there
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 14 January 2023 16:41 (one year ago) link
wellbeck scoring against liverpool will never not warm my flabby heart
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Saturday, 14 January 2023 16:43 (one year ago) link
Getting tired of millimeters chalking off goal after goal
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 January 2023 16:54 (one year ago) link
WIN
everton beaten at home by southampton after leading at half-time, oops
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Saturday, 14 January 2023 16:58 (one year ago) link
Everton fans need someone to punch up the copy on those angry banners up for them, nobody's speed-reading your essay lads
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 14 January 2023 16:58 (one year ago) link
Southampton look relatively competent from what I saw there, wonder how this relegation battle's going to shape up
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 14 January 2023 17:02 (one year ago) link
Wolves, Forest, Southampton all won. And we're only halfway thru the season.
Stoked for the madness
― Wyverns and gulls rule my world (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 January 2023 17:04 (one year ago) link
Gonna be very hard to not post the Battle of Bramall Lane to that new George Santos thread
― imago, Saturday, 14 January 2023 17:21 (one year ago) link
Lamps AND Klopp out
― A Drunk Man Looks At Partick Thistle (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 January 2023 17:24 (one year ago) link
tbf one of those has a history of winning stuff
― Wyverns and gulls rule my world (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 January 2023 17:33 (one year ago) link