We are hosting a Twitter space with the Afghan Taliban to discuss the detainment of Andrew Tate.They are worried about Andrew Tate and they are asking us if he’s free yet.They say westerners need Andrew Tate because we are oppressed by feminists.— sameera khan (@SameeraKhan) December 31, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 31 December 2022 20:33 (one year ago) link
i've decided my hope in 2023 is for twitter to be finally brought down by the death of henry kissinger
― 龜, Saturday, 31 December 2022 23:51 (one year ago) link
here's a fun fact my original twitter username in the very early days was @kissinger and i changed it bc i got so many @s from psychos
― Clay, Sunday, 1 January 2023 00:03 (one year ago) link
lol
― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 January 2023 01:17 (one year ago) link
It's completely fucked today.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 22:39 (one year ago) link
A certain Liz Phair song to thread!
― A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 22:40 (one year ago) link
ah causes yes very good
We believe that cause-based advertising can facilitate public conversation around important topics. Today, we're relaxing our ads policy for cause-based ads in the US. We also plan to expand the political advertising we permit in the coming weeks.— Twitter Safety (@TwitterSafety) January 3, 2023
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 23:08 (one year ago) link
A real "let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out" move there.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 23:13 (one year ago) link
do you think they'll be able to adhere to Washington's campaign finance laws around funding disclosures better than Facebook did?
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 23:15 (one year ago) link
There was another Taibbi Twitter files today
Tree falls in woods etc
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 23:37 (one year ago) link
Speaker, Speaker
https://i.imgur.com/Srz7TgJ.png
― jaymc, Wednesday, 4 January 2023 00:11 (one year ago) link
microphone check
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 January 2023 00:12 (one year ago) link
lol got this as a recommended tweet, Twitter just feels embarrassing now
NEWS: Model 3 with 2 kids, 2 adults inside falls 250 feet off cliff, Injuries initially described as moderate.CA HP doesn't believe car was in Autopilot or FSD. CALFIRE: “Nothing short of a miracle” they survived.@Tesla safety is next level. pic.twitter.com/v6NbjKuhDK— Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt) January 3, 2023
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 03:24 (one year ago) link
Turned out that Tesla crash was intentional homicide
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 4 January 2023 10:21 (one year ago) link
Awful story but leave it to Elon stans to spin it as good news for Tesla.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 13:56 (one year ago) link
The car saved them all because if all the passengers in a Tesla are gonna be murdered, it's gonna be the car's decision, not the driver's.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 15:42 (one year ago) link
the Tesla said "not today"
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 15:44 (one year ago) link
"What are you doing Dave?"
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 15:45 (one year ago) link
"Not today, Toonces."
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 16:49 (one year ago) link
trending topics are really stupid now, literally every day "minneapolis" is in my trending topics, well no shit that's where i live and many people i follow are from there
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 18:29 (one year ago) link
i love when it says
(state name)trending in (state name)
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 January 2023 18:31 (one year ago) link
lol i get that all the time too
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 18:38 (one year ago) link
so do i. when the trending team, with elon's guidance, took a deep look under the hood, they found an astonishing correlation between the names of the states and areas where the name of that state was trending. it was too important to suppress
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 January 2023 18:47 (one year ago) link
Author Susan Meachen died from suicide 2 years ago. Except it turns out she didn’t. What an absolute piece of shit #authors #MentalHealthMatters pic.twitter.com/nNU0LCEU3i— Be a lot cooler if you did 💫🌪💫 (@Draggerofliars) January 4, 2023
― maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 5 January 2023 13:54 (one year ago) link
oh yowza... username/post etc
burying the lede
At the time, a group of authors dedicated this anthology to her, proceeds were given to the family I believe (will confirm). Btw, these are USA Today best selling authors. Susan’s “suicide” was due to bullying pic.twitter.com/vsnprlAVyh— Be a lot cooler if you did 💫🌪💫 (@Draggerofliars) January 4, 2023
― Motion to adjourn to enjoy a footling (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 January 2023 14:39 (one year ago) link
Best selling? From bits I read I got the impression she was a self published Kindle author looking to make a little off being dead. I'll be wasting more time on this yet lol
― maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 5 January 2023 14:47 (one year ago) link
samples
the fact that her bio reads like this is so funny. “author” really is a generous word here. https://t.co/5SaYyEiHKO pic.twitter.com/gAASNCWngv— kate wagner (@mcmansionhell) January 4, 2023
I put this on the literary clusterfuck thread but I hadn’t gotten to the writing samples, oh my god
― castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 5 January 2023 15:13 (one year ago) link
For Straight-to-Kindle-Paranormal-Romance it's probably above the norm
― Motion to adjourn to enjoy a footling (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 January 2023 15:19 (one year ago) link
oh I'll have to check in on ILB. Does it take a lot of sales to be a USA Today best seller?
― maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 5 January 2023 15:26 (one year ago) link
I'm a Wife, Mom, Meme
― mh, Thursday, 5 January 2023 15:36 (one year ago) link
I'm just pleased that there's a twitter main character of the day that isn't the dipshit who bought the company. Maybe there's hope for 2023 after all
― mh, Thursday, 5 January 2023 15:47 (one year ago) link
in my eye
― mark s, Thursday, 5 January 2023 15:48 (one year ago) link
i always welcome questions and messages from fans or anyone who hates what i did
well this is exceptionally terrible.
― i'd rather do music and chill tf out (Austin), Thursday, 5 January 2023 15:52 (one year ago) link
some sort of masochism thing there
― mh, Thursday, 5 January 2023 15:58 (one year ago) link
if she had written detective stories it wouldve been cool
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2023 16:14 (one year ago) link
lol "what i did", and this was before the fake death?
― maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 5 January 2023 16:18 (one year ago) link
paging colonel sebastian moran
― mark s, Thursday, 5 January 2023 16:18 (one year ago) link
Arrogant tyrants.
Blue-blood bastards.
Call them whatever you want.
Around here, we just call them Kings.
Fancy boats.
Lakeside mansions.
Luxe watches and bespoke suits.
The Kings of High Court College act like Gods.
And Cooper Valcourt is the worst of them.
He is the bully king.
His family owns everything.
And his mission is to put me in my place and send me packing.
― Motion to adjourn to enjoy a footling (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 January 2023 16:18 (one year ago) link
i think I'm in love
― maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 5 January 2023 16:21 (one year ago) link
yeah there is a huuuge “in love with my bully” fic genre
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 5 January 2023 16:24 (one year ago) link
i prefer "kings"i meant with the author though. it'll pass. like so much mist in the lagoon.
― maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 5 January 2023 16:28 (one year ago) link
therapy is expensive
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Thursday, 5 January 2023 16:50 (one year ago) link
Think of the unpaid co-pays!
― A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 January 2023 16:53 (one year ago) link
Dark Debt-Collector Calls Romance
― Motion to adjourn to enjoy a footling (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 January 2023 17:01 (one year ago) link
gonna wait for the inevitable new york magazine article (and subsequent FX miniseries starring sarah paulson) to pay attention to this
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 January 2023 18:00 (one year ago) link
i’ve been logged out and when i try to log back in it says “this account already exists”um i know
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 5 January 2023 18:04 (one year ago) link
i just got switched to home timeline without doing anything
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 5 January 2023 18:05 (one year ago) link
notes on why its is also a nice site:
in a retweet-n-pray tale variously involving twitter users frosty the snowman (parody), followers for algernon (aka @bonerhitler) and foreskin gamer extreme (aka @nudeobama aka pikachu headpat girl), craigslist shaman (aka @sendgod2jail)'s lost inside-only cat yoda returned safely of its own accord
― mark s, Friday, 6 January 2023 14:27 (one year ago) link