Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

tl; dr?

Trump is a sad loser who nobody likes. He might not even run for president again in 2024, because he's really old and has loser stink all over him, so bad that even other Republican politicians can smell it.

AI Prompt: write a children's story about donald trump, a sad loser who nobody likes, who might not even run for president again in 2024, because he's really old and has loser stink all over him, so bad that even other Republican politicians can smell it.

"Once upon a time there was a man named Donald Trump. He was a sad loser who nobody liked. He always wanted to be President of the United States, but he just couldn't seem to get enough people to like him.

He tried and tried to get people to like him, but it just didn't work. He would spout off his opinions to anyone who would listen and try to get them to like him, but it never worked. He just couldn't seem to connect with people.

He tried to become President in 2020, but he lost to Joe Biden in a landslide. Everyone thought it was a sign that his time was up, and that he would never be President.

But Donald Trump was determined to try again. He started talking about running for President in 2024, but people weren't so sure. After all, he was really old and had loser stink all over him. Even other Republican politicians could smell it.

So, as time went on, people started to think Donald Trump would never run for President again. He was too old, too unpopular, and too full of loser stink.

But Donald Trump still hasn't given up. He still talks about running for President in 2024. Only time will tell if he's able to convince enough people to like him, or if he will just fade away into history as an old, sad loser."

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/donald-trump-running-for-president-2024.html

Found the small passing detail about Ivanka learning guitar as a key part of her post-White House life hilarious for some reason.

I hope she plays Smelly Cat (she does look like Lisa Kudrow a little bit, even)

he just couldn't seem to get enough people to like him

The people who liked him liked him because he was disliked - by people they disliked. "Has the same enemies as me" was a powerful drug in those days, but its shelf-life was limited as a formula for winning.

Nuzzi's article was pretty good. IMO that's the only way you should really be writing about this guy - as reality star/"celebrity" first, politician second. Politicians have policy goals; Trump's endgame is getting on TV and selling hats and NFTs along the way. Was kinda surprised at the detail about the movie Sunset Boulevard...I would not have expected that

It's that one story about Donald Fagen and Lou Reed that is buried in the archives.

He's really coming unglued.

Increasingly isolated, even.

the story briefly touches on this but it's obviously worth noting that Trump was surrounded by an F-team through most of his last campaign too...until the media propelled him to some early primary victories. as we all know they'll come crawling back the instant he starts winning. though I do have some serious doubts he can pull that off again.

https://pisces.bbystatic.com/image2/BestBuy_US/images/products/8332/8332903_so.jpg

this is a very low energy portrait its not good very sad, he needs new drugs maybe idk, tho it is worth noting that were still pretty far out and he doesnt really need to do all that early leg work that the other candidates do going to state fairs meeting with local mayors and whatnot, if he can get himself revved up he should still take the primary pretty easy

Even after trashing her you know Trump'll keep taking Nuzzi's calls. He absolutely cannot resist the New York media he grew up with.

His entire frame for seeing the world is still rooted in the Reagan era, when he was at his early showman peak.

I mean if you can stomach to watch videos of Trump circa 2015 or 2016 it's a pretty striking difference from what he is now. I don't think he'll ever be that guy again.

yeah he easily could be cooked but im not ready to count ol donnie trump out yet

Even after trashing her you know Trump'll keep taking Nuzzi's calls. He absolutely cannot resist the New York media he grew up with.

yeah the entire time reading that profile i was just like WHY ARE YOU STILL AGREEING TO TALK TO THIS PERSON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emY12SGdrIM

Donald Trump mistook his sexual assault accuser E. Jean Carroll for his ex-wife Marla Maples when shown a photograph from the 1990s in a deposition at Mar-a-Lago last year, potentially undermining one of the common defenses he has used to deny an attack.

Trump, who is being sued by Carroll, an author and advice columnist, for defamation and sexual assault stemming from the same alleged encounter, has repeatedly said Carroll is not his “type,” suggesting an assault could not have occurred because he would not have pursued her romantically.

“That’s Marla, yeah. That’s my wife,” Trump said under examination from Carroll’s lawyer Roberta Kaplan, in a new selection of excerpts from the deposition that was unsealed Wednesday in U.S. District Court in Manhattan.

still sharp as a razor

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/The_Man_Who_Mistook_His_Wife_for_a_Hat_cover.jpg

lol, classic book

required reading in my soph psych class

https://i.imgur.com/IACNTg8.png

man these Malignant mockbusters gotta stop

hes still got it

After Silk goes on and on about how much she loves Trump and all the great times they had together, Trump gets up and says this: “I knew Diamond, but I didn’t know Silk at all. I just learned about Silk. You’re fantastic.” pic.twitter.com/jgReN5hW5C

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) January 21, 2023

If he could he would give her the world

like most trump statements i can imagine a semantic world in which that is consistent but it proves all we need to know either way really

I can tell you one thing for sure, because he said it himself 5 times, Trump was definitely NOT expecting to sit through 3+ hours of hymns and stories at Diamond’s memorial service today: “They said about 15-20 minutes, in and out. This is a little longer than 15 minutes, right?” pic.twitter.com/IZgRioU3Iq

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) January 22, 2023

you devote your life in service of this fuckin guy this is the eulogy you deserve

I dunno guys, he seems like a suppurating asshole to me

Do any of them, ever, get the feeling they've been cheated?

Really outstanding work there from The Donald. Larry David could not have written it better.

Do any of them, ever, get the feeling they've been cheated?

Yes; you have clearly not followed the saga of USA Freedom Kids

Ah yes, I remember that story.

the narcissistic comments he made at diamond's funeral are funny but also disturbing. i can't help but put myself in the position of one of her family members.

tbf she was in on the scam so

I get what treeship is saying - D&S chose to lie down with TrumpDawg so it's not surprising for them to wake up with fleas, but it's not like their friends and family deserve to have Orange Man stand up to talk about how it's all about ME ME ME.

Yeah, it's disgusting and gross, even if she was a huge grifter herself. I just don't understand how these people can see who Trump is and not think, "Uh, he's totally going to fuck me over as quickly as all these other fools".

https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

xp I think they really do think “I’m like the winner Silk, who the big guy respects - not like diamond”

Did the family not have the option to not invite Trump?

Trump is the only reason people have heard of Diamond and Silk. No press would cover their funeral if he wasn’t there. I have no empathy for this family of grifters.

dont want it to get lost here that she was unvaxxed and died of Covid

Imagine how much worse it would have been if she taken the jab

she died because she came in contact with vaxxed people and picked up some of their lethal vax fumes in the air

Second-Hand Scamdemic

This from the Twitter comments is A+: Folks, do you still believe in heaven, because at this point it's marginal, right?

Dear mr Jesus
I just had to write to you
Silk died from vax chemtrails
I just saw it on the news

she died because she came in contact with vaxxed people and picked up some of their lethal vax fumes in the air

― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, January 23, 2023 10:53 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

they call it shedding