I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job! After that, I will just run the software & servers teams.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 21, 2022
― 龜, Wednesday, 21 December 2022 02:36 (one year ago) link
The next CEO of Twitter will be Jared Kushner.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 02:39 (one year ago) link
This is like when Putin had to go and be prime minister for a few years and pretend that someone else was running the country.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 02:40 (one year ago) link
Lmao Elon being director of engineering is a hilarious concept
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 02:40 (one year ago) link
i'll just do the stuff that is super hardcore that's all
― Clay, Wednesday, 21 December 2022 02:44 (one year ago) link
yeah no, i will never "join quality conversations" ty
― mark s, Thursday, 22 December 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link
with twitter's new "views" feature you precisely gauge the insignificance and meaninglessness of your thoughts, opinions, and existence
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Thursday, 22 December 2022 22:02 (one year ago) link
My worst nightmare is we get a Views count on ILX.
― o. nate, Thursday, 22 December 2022 22:30 (one year ago) link
https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/Pages/most-read-threads.jsp
https://i.imgur.com/GAr8Tri.png
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 December 2022 22:45 (one year ago) link
lol
elon u going to hell for this shit dawg pic.twitter.com/3nmA0GJ2SM— LeCHRISTmas Triller Moth (@legotrillermoth) December 22, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 December 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link
ha
I snort-laughed when I saw this: pic.twitter.com/MuZ9aksH28— siphio (@Siphio) December 22, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 December 2022 23:08 (one year ago) link
just dismissed the same ad four different times
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Friday, 23 December 2022 01:34 (one year ago) link
uh yeah every time I see the "view" count I'm mentally figuring out the like/RT ratio, this is really distracting. maybe it's just me though
― frogbs, Friday, 23 December 2022 03:30 (one year ago) link
they should just show the ratios
― mh, Friday, 23 December 2022 03:45 (one year ago) link
I shouldn’t be surprised, but very disheartening to see Glinner has been unbanned and is immediately posting transphobic bile
― I am using your worlds, Friday, 23 December 2022 07:54 (one year ago) link
As with his writing for the daily heil if you looked at his steez pre hate crusade you might naively assume there would have to be at least *some* introspection about exactly who is on his side these days
― pilk/pall revolting odors (wins), Friday, 23 December 2022 09:41 (one year ago) link
Haha cunt changed his Twitter bio to deny his previous views. Let’s see how he gets on throwing accusations at people while living in a country with plaintiff-friendly libel laws.
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Friday, 23 December 2022 11:13 (one year ago) link
Actually just remembered he lost his original, early adopter blue verified tick and it’s not on the account now. Hope he starts sending Elon aggressive emails about it!
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Friday, 23 December 2022 11:29 (one year ago) link
just scrolled my (algorithmic) timeline for 5 min and saw like 4 repeated tweets
― 龜, Friday, 23 December 2022 12:57 (one year ago) link
genuinely surprised to see how much of an effort he made to tone it down from what he's posted on his socks & burners during the ban
― more crankable (sic), Friday, 23 December 2022 16:43 (one year ago) link
the charm of being a subversive ban evader and truth-speaker kind of wears off when your account’s reinstated and the owner of the company is voicing the same repellent views
― mh, Friday, 23 December 2022 16:59 (one year ago) link
Huh, never noticed that before. Seems weird that some of the most-read threads in the past 5 minutes haven't been updated in years. I guess ILX gets a fair bit of traffic from search results.
― o. nate, Friday, 23 December 2022 19:06 (one year ago) link
elon going with one of his fave moves juicing the stats
I'm calling bullshit on Views - I logged out of this alt, returned 5 minutes later and suddenly there were 8 more views. pic.twitter.com/fqjZhY9tq6— Nick (@StrayDogNZ) December 23, 2022
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 December 2022 20:49 (one year ago) link
I kind of wondered how they’re defining “views” there and whether it’s actual users or just anytime the tweet’s marked deliveredmaybe the tweet was viewed multiple times by the advertising algorithm
― mh, Friday, 23 December 2022 20:50 (one year ago) link
cool cool cool, just no bottom with this fucker
Dec 23 (Reuters) - Twitter Inc removed a feature in the past few days that promoted suicide prevention hotlines and other safety resources to users looking up certain content, according to two people familiar with the matter who said it was ordered by new owner Elon Musk.The removal of the feature, known as #ThereIsHelp, has not been previously reported. It had shown at the top of specific searches contacts for support organizations in many countries related to mental health, HIV, vaccines, child sexual exploitation, COVID-19, gender-based violence, natural disasters and freedom of expression.Its elimination could add to concerns about the well-being of vulnerable users on Twitter. Musk has said that impressions, or views, of harmful content are declining since he took over in October and has tweeted graphs showing a downward trend, even as researchers and civil rights groups have tracked an increase in tweets with racial slurs and other hateful content.Twitter and Musk did not respond to requests for comment on the removal of the feature.
The removal of the feature, known as #ThereIsHelp, has not been previously reported. It had shown at the top of specific searches contacts for support organizations in many countries related to mental health, HIV, vaccines, child sexual exploitation, COVID-19, gender-based violence, natural disasters and freedom of expression.
Its elimination could add to concerns about the well-being of vulnerable users on Twitter. Musk has said that impressions, or views, of harmful content are declining since he took over in October and has tweeted graphs showing a downward trend, even as researchers and civil rights groups have tracked an increase in tweets with racial slurs and other hateful content.
Twitter and Musk did not respond to requests for comment on the removal of the feature.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 23 December 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link
Why am I being tortured with @Rjeff24 tonight @TwitterSupport ? pic.twitter.com/9gQvotqTLb— Dan WHENESOTA (@WHENESOTA) December 24, 2022
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 24 December 2022 02:08 (one year ago) link
more likes than views
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fkwnoq2WQAE7mky?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Saturday, 24 December 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link
🧐
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 December 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link
The same ad repeating twice within one screen. pic.twitter.com/NNDmpAtPRt— Sridhar Ramesh (@RadishHarmers) December 24, 2022
― lag∞n, Saturday, 24 December 2022 21:54 (one year ago) link
Huh, Nathan J Robinson still exists
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 24 December 2022 23:14 (one year ago) link
Yeah I’m getting this Wendy’s ad over and over again
― frogbs, Saturday, 24 December 2022 23:37 (one year ago) link
Can someone explain to me how something can be trending on @twitter without any recent tweets (or top tweets, for that matter)? It's not just this one, same for typing 2,000... @elonmusk? Anyone?#idontgetit #MerryChristmas pic.twitter.com/HBTNQ13krh— Pli✧✧✧@masto✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧ (@mrjln) December 25, 2022
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 December 2022 14:51 (one year ago) link
Currently into hour six of a random bitcoin scammer having access to the DMs of the Secretary of State for Education. The fallout from this will be visible from orbit.— Joe McNally 💙 (@GaspardWinckler) December 26, 2022
― groovypanda, Monday, 26 December 2022 07:21 (one year ago) link
Don't let it get away!It's gonna be awesome!https://t.co/lhNsyX7VO6— Gillian Keegan (@GillianKeegan) December 26, 2022
― groovypanda, Monday, 26 December 2022 07:22 (one year ago) link
i don't know, trends seems to be working just fine
https://i.imgur.com/WqBnhgh.png
― Karl Malone, Monday, 26 December 2022 16:22 (one year ago) link
oh christian cheesecake factory i went to jr high with him
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 December 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link
ok yeah that "if Jokic scores 1 point you win" ad has been at the top of my feed for like a week straight, lmao
― frogbs, Monday, 26 December 2022 16:48 (one year ago) link
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Tuesday, 27 December 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link
bless
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 01:23 (one year ago) link
lmao he flies to sacramento (where the data center they're decomissioning is) and now it's broken haha
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 29 December 2022 00:40 (one year ago) link
inshallah could this be a big one
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 29 December 2022 00:42 (one year ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LmYSIlioyA4/hqdefault.jpg
― ꙮ (map), Thursday, 29 December 2022 00:44 (one year ago) link
rip tweets
― Clay, Thursday, 29 December 2022 00:47 (one year ago) link
it randomly logged me in to one of my bot accounts now when i try to switch back my regular account i just get a spinner
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 01:07 (one year ago) link
still working on my phone tho
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 01:08 (one year ago) link
Mobile web version notifications have been broken on and off
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 December 2022 01:12 (one year ago) link
Overall I would have to say that Twitter was “classic”
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 29 December 2022 01:21 (one year ago) link
I have been forced out on my laptop and can't log back in, but it's still working on my phone for the moment. If it's over, it's over. I find that my enthusiasm for Mastodon, mild at best, has waned sharply ...mostly because all anybody seems to do there is talk about Twitter or call everyone else racist and ableist.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 29 December 2022 01:26 (one year ago) link
Just got bounced out on desktop and can't get back in.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 29 December 2022 01:28 (one year ago) link
im back on web
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 01:35 (one year ago) link