Twitter C/D

I’m sure the guy who tweeted “We coup who we want” is really interested in stamping out US propaganda

Probably DoD is going to consider him a security risk and just not tell him what they're doing at all. What govt in their right mind is going to tell Musk anything?

the only answer i can think of is the one we had in the u.s. up until a couple years ago, but they weren't in their right minds

I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job! After that, I will just run the software & servers teams.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 21, 2022

The next CEO of Twitter will be Jared Kushner.

This is like when Putin had to go and be prime minister for a few years and pretend that someone else was running the country.

Lmao Elon being director of engineering is a hilarious concept

i'll just do the stuff that is super hardcore that's all

yeah no, i will never "join quality conversations" ty

with twitter's new "views" feature you precisely gauge the insignificance and meaninglessness of your thoughts, opinions, and existence

My worst nightmare is we get a Views count on ILX.

https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/Pages/most-read-threads.jsp

https://i.imgur.com/GAr8Tri.png

lol

elon u going to hell for this shit dawg pic.twitter.com/3nmA0GJ2SM

— LeCHRISTmas Triller Moth (@legotrillermoth) December 22, 2022

ha

I snort-laughed when I saw this: pic.twitter.com/MuZ9aksH28

— siphio (@Siphio) December 22, 2022

just dismissed the same ad four different times

uh yeah every time I see the "view" count I'm mentally figuring out the like/RT ratio, this is really distracting. maybe it's just me though

they should just show the ratios

I shouldn’t be surprised, but very disheartening to see Glinner has been unbanned and is immediately posting transphobic bile

As with his writing for the daily heil if you looked at his steez pre hate crusade you might naively assume there would have to be at least *some* introspection about exactly who is on his side these days

Haha cunt changed his Twitter bio to deny his previous views. Let’s see how he gets on throwing accusations at people while living in a country with plaintiff-friendly libel laws.

Actually just remembered he lost his original, early adopter blue verified tick and it’s not on the account now. Hope he starts sending Elon aggressive emails about it!

just scrolled my (algorithmic) timeline for 5 min and saw like 4 repeated tweets

I shouldn’t be surprised, but very disheartening to see Glinner has been unbanned and is immediately posting transphobic bile

genuinely surprised to see how much of an effort he made to tone it down from what he's posted on his socks & burners during the ban

the charm of being a subversive ban evader and truth-speaker kind of wears off when your account’s reinstated and the owner of the company is voicing the same repellent views

https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/Pages/most-read-threads.jsp

Huh, never noticed that before. Seems weird that some of the most-read threads in the past 5 minutes haven't been updated in years. I guess ILX gets a fair bit of traffic from search results.

elon going with one of his fave moves juicing the stats

I'm calling bullshit on Views -
I logged out of this alt, returned 5 minutes later and suddenly there were 8 more views. pic.twitter.com/fqjZhY9tq6

— Nick (@StrayDogNZ) December 23, 2022

I kind of wondered how they’re defining “views” there and whether it’s actual users or just anytime the tweet’s marked delivered

maybe the tweet was viewed multiple times by the advertising algorithm

cool cool cool, just no bottom with this fucker

Dec 23 (Reuters) - Twitter Inc removed a feature in the past few days that promoted suicide prevention hotlines and other safety resources to users looking up certain content, according to two people familiar with the matter who said it was ordered by new owner Elon Musk.

The removal of the feature, known as #ThereIsHelp, has not been previously reported. It had shown at the top of specific searches contacts for support organizations in many countries related to mental health, HIV, vaccines, child sexual exploitation, COVID-19, gender-based violence, natural disasters and freedom of expression.

Its elimination could add to concerns about the well-being of vulnerable users on Twitter. Musk has said that impressions, or views, of harmful content are declining since he took over in October and has tweeted graphs showing a downward trend, even as researchers and civil rights groups have tracked an increase in tweets with racial slurs and other hateful content.

Twitter and Musk did not respond to requests for comment on the removal of the feature.

Why am I being tortured with @Rjeff24 tonight @TwitterSupport ? pic.twitter.com/9gQvotqTLb

— Dan WHENESOTA (@WHENESOTA) December 24, 2022

more likes than views

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fkwnoq2WQAE7mky?format=jpg&name=medium

🧐

The same ad repeating twice within one screen. pic.twitter.com/NNDmpAtPRt

— Sridhar Ramesh (@RadishHarmers) December 24, 2022

Huh, Nathan J Robinson still exists

Yeah I’m getting this Wendy’s ad over and over again

Can someone explain to me how something can be trending on @twitter without any recent tweets (or top tweets, for that matter)? It's not just this one, same for typing 2,000... @elonmusk? Anyone?#idontgetit #MerryChristmas pic.twitter.com/HBTNQ13krh

— Pli✧✧✧@masto✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧ (@mrjln) December 25, 2022

Currently into hour six of a random bitcoin scammer having access to the DMs of the Secretary of State for Education. The fallout from this will be visible from orbit.

— Joe McNally 💙 (@GaspardWinckler) December 26, 2022

Don't let it get away!

It's gonna be awesome!https://t.co/lhNsyX7VO6

— Gillian Keegan (@GillianKeegan) December 26, 2022

i don't know, trends seems to be working just fine

https://i.imgur.com/WqBnhgh.png

oh christian cheesecake factory i went to jr high with him

ok yeah that "if Jokic scores 1 point you win" ad has been at the top of my feed for like a week straight, lmao

oh christian cheesecake factory i went to jr high with him

bless

lmao he flies to sacramento (where the data center they're decomissioning is) and now it's broken haha

inshallah could this be a big one

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LmYSIlioyA4/hqdefault.jpg

rip tweets

it randomly logged me in to one of my bot accounts now when i try to switch back my regular account i just get a spinner

still working on my phone tho

Mobile web version notifications have been broken on and off

Overall I would have to say that Twitter was “classic”