Elon Musk

two months not six weeks

The beclowning continues

Musk now claiming his OWN POLL, run on a platform that HE OWNS, was rigged against him.

Beyond parody. pic.twitter.com/0yw9wrrDh2

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) December 20, 2022

in the meantime enjoy this game

http://stockjump.sos.gd/?symbol=TSLA¤cy=USD&name=TESLA%20INC

so basically a majority of americans want him to stay, the rest of the world wants him to fuck off

I'm highly skeptical of any poll runner who uncritically retweeted Musk's response above.

Is Harris X legit? Is it even associated with the actual Harris Poll?

YouGov poll today of 2,356 U.S. adults:
Should Elon Musk step down as head of Twitter?

42% yes, 33% no

Among people with an opinion:

56% yes, 44% nohttps://t.co/ASiLHijnsM https://t.co/vg9d042XNx pic.twitter.com/PUQaYgvwxA

— YouGov America (@YouGovAmerica) December 20, 2022

What a weird thing to be talking about anyway. Who cares how many people want him to stay or go? I don't even have an opinion on it, he's kind of hilarious right now and he doesn't owe me any money so I don't really care.

It's a fascinating case study of the narcissist's insatiable need for validation.

this is all sideshow attempt to distract and deflect by attracting and mesmerizing; profits are tanking is the actual story

but people gotta write articles and binge
the main character doesn't generally hang around this long but it's the season finale after all

honestly it's a tough call, idk which of the two options is funnier

he's also becoming a Q-Anon darling

sorry, what?

The press release said that authorities later learned that the alleged “suspect involved in this case is believed to be a member of Elon Musk’s security team.”

I feel like Mike Judge deserves residuals for this season of Silicon Valley.

Still trying! pic.twitter.com/SUvF1T4skd

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) December 21, 2022

holy cow he is shockingly dumb

Saved it for the lulz pic.twitter.com/qrKG7RmUDS

— @sa✧✧✧@mastoui✧✧✧.f✧ (@pwnsdx) December 21, 2022

The person asking the question there is ex-twitter and one of the worlds foremost experts on performance tuning. Extremely hardcore.

"Musk's Democracy"

Democracy Blue

one NFT = 1 vote

jesus christ, there is nothing at all weird or uncomfortable about that question.

There is if you can’t answer it

that's the greatest video of all time right there. just dying

the emperor's clothes are on backorder

if this is a bad q its ok but srsly how much does el*n actually know about coding/comp sci in general?

very little, aiui

I disagree he’s very real and very hardcore

he knows "how to code" but seems to have very little knowledge of the higher level architectural aspects of making software is what it seems like, which is completely insufficient for making engineering decisions for a huge site like twitter

I think he holds a bachelor's degree? but he's not been doing a lot of coding/engineering for a while, he's a very lucky investor who became ceo

he's a sad sad man

seems like he thinks he knows more than he does prob because workers at his other companies have been gassing him up while manipulating him into agreeing with what they want to do

its pretty funny once you see the pattern in his "engineering" career, basically his company merged with paypal early on and people have been managing him up every since, as least as far as the technical stuff, the more business things idk

it was pretty funny when he thought the twitter app was making thousands of requests on every load, just a very not reasonable thing to believe

guys he said “stack” he’s for sure a player

I like a full stack when it comes to software

and pancakes

elon bringing a banana to a gunfight

I think the main thing that pisses me off is this is only the most egregious example of mediocre white men failing upwards into extreme wealth. Fuck em and put their heads on spikes afaic.

regret to inform that I listened to a longer segment and Elon had some ok points, but they were pretty shallow so they were likely cribbed from other people he'd talked to

Thom's committed to never playing Minneapolis again even though ticket sales would be through the roof

Thanks Elon

Lol oops

twitter crappier more unproductive

a pig
in a cage
on rogaine

Elon is both a creep and a weirdo, it’s true.

How is this account not banned yet

Tesla has just been informed by the NHTSA that our cars pose an “imminent threat” to all drivers & are demanding an immediate recall of all vehicles w auto pilot. We are going to fight this to the end, but I’m being forced to announce the immediate recall of our entire fleet. 1/2

— Elon Musk CEO Tesla Motors, SpaceX & etc (parody) (@h3h3productions) December 22, 2022

They were one of the accounts that got banned in early November. I was surprised they were back. Now banned again.

TSLA down another 6% today, lmao

gotta look on the bright side it can only go down 100%

Below $130!