Elon Musk

Employee what?

lmao he's establishing his own apartheid system on Twitter now that the poll didn't go his way

Legendary posting week: using your ex’s stalker to win a fight by fabricating a threat against your kid, having your mom show up to defend you, banning anyone who questions your story, then losing the poll you created about whether you should remain a mod

— orwellian untweet (@jesseltaylor) December 19, 2022

Tesla down 4% since opening. Rapidly approaching $140. I wonder when the margin calls kick in.

yeah I gotta imagine it's somewhere around the 125-130 mark. pretty significant because Elon would lose an insane amount of cash should that actually happen

Yes, but that's all part of the plan!

do ultra-rich people and hedge funds ever really get margin calls these days? assumed that was a tool used to punish small investors trying to horn in on profits from the backroom deals the big boys have made

it happened in the 2011 film margin call

actually im not sure if it did happen theyve mightve just named it that cause it sounds cool, i cant remember even tho i watched it recently, pretty sick movie tbf

down another 6% today lmao

“I got rid of the bot problem”
[loses a poll with a sample size of ~17,000,000 by a significant margin]
“The bots are back, folks” pic.twitter.com/I8mK0ZsZMA

— Healthy Masculinity Guru (@PerfectGameLex) December 20, 2022

the margin calls are made by banks or other financial businesses that are bigger than the hedge funds and ultra-rich, and they don't take kindly to losing money they don't have to lose. it's the legal (and politer) form of the lender breaking the arm of the debtor to encourage prompt payment.

yeah I think conceptually the 2008 financial crisis was precipitated by a few giant margin calls

i would do it i dont care who it is they have my money and not enough margin im gonna make that call you best believe

the pension fund insolvency panic of six weeks ago -- which toppled a uk prime minister if u recall -- was driven by margin calls, they haven't gone away lol

two months not six weeks

The beclowning continues

Musk now claiming his OWN POLL, run on a platform that HE OWNS, was rigged against him.

Beyond parody. pic.twitter.com/0yw9wrrDh2

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) December 20, 2022

in the meantime enjoy this game

http://stockjump.sos.gd/?symbol=TSLA¤cy=USD&name=TESLA%20INC

so basically a majority of americans want him to stay, the rest of the world wants him to fuck off

I'm highly skeptical of any poll runner who uncritically retweeted Musk's response above.

Is Harris X legit? Is it even associated with the actual Harris Poll?

YouGov poll today of 2,356 U.S. adults:
Should Elon Musk step down as head of Twitter?

42% yes, 33% no

Among people with an opinion:

56% yes, 44% nohttps://t.co/ASiLHijnsM https://t.co/vg9d042XNx pic.twitter.com/PUQaYgvwxA

— YouGov America (@YouGovAmerica) December 20, 2022

What a weird thing to be talking about anyway. Who cares how many people want him to stay or go? I don't even have an opinion on it, he's kind of hilarious right now and he doesn't owe me any money so I don't really care.

It's a fascinating case study of the narcissist's insatiable need for validation.

this is all sideshow attempt to distract and deflect by attracting and mesmerizing; profits are tanking is the actual story

but people gotta write articles and binge
the main character doesn't generally hang around this long but it's the season finale after all

honestly it's a tough call, idk which of the two options is funnier

he's also becoming a Q-Anon darling

sorry, what?

The press release said that authorities later learned that the alleged “suspect involved in this case is believed to be a member of Elon Musk’s security team.”

I feel like Mike Judge deserves residuals for this season of Silicon Valley.

Still trying! pic.twitter.com/SUvF1T4skd

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) December 21, 2022

holy cow he is shockingly dumb

Saved it for the lulz pic.twitter.com/qrKG7RmUDS

— @sa✧✧✧@mastoui✧✧✧.f✧ (@pwnsdx) December 21, 2022

The person asking the question there is ex-twitter and one of the worlds foremost experts on performance tuning. Extremely hardcore.

"Musk's Democracy"

Democracy Blue

one NFT = 1 vote

jesus christ, there is nothing at all weird or uncomfortable about that question.

There is if you can’t answer it

that's the greatest video of all time right there. just dying

the emperor's clothes are on backorder

if this is a bad q its ok but srsly how much does el*n actually know about coding/comp sci in general?

very little, aiui

I disagree he’s very real and very hardcore

he knows "how to code" but seems to have very little knowledge of the higher level architectural aspects of making software is what it seems like, which is completely insufficient for making engineering decisions for a huge site like twitter

I think he holds a bachelor's degree? but he's not been doing a lot of coding/engineering for a while, he's a very lucky investor who became ceo

he's a sad sad man

seems like he thinks he knows more than he does prob because workers at his other companies have been gassing him up while manipulating him into agreeing with what they want to do

its pretty funny once you see the pattern in his "engineering" career, basically his company merged with paypal early on and people have been managing him up every since, as least as far as the technical stuff, the more business things idk

it was pretty funny when he thought the twitter app was making thousands of requests on every load, just a very not reasonable thing to believe

guys he said “stack” he’s for sure a player

I like a full stack when it comes to software