Elon Musk

Erdogan and Elon Musk shake hands in Doha during the World Cup Final Match pic.twitter.com/eKqr9sDelD

— Ragıp Soylu (@ragipsoylu) December 18, 2022

Yeah elon hanging around with Jared K and various members of the House of Saud is just what we needed at this time.

Multi-billionaires and autocrats always have mutual interests to talk about.

"How can we kill these people but extract as much value from them first via enslavement?"

I know I shouldn't be surprised by these people anymore but my lord

One thing that just occurred to me: using internal Twitter analytics, this poll (given its perceived gravity) could provide some really interesting data on how some accounts organize to manufacture the perception of consensus, especially if some of that is measurably coordinated.

— Jan Jekielek (@JanJekielek) December 19, 2022

lol that guy works for the moonie newspaper

man it must be wild to be working at Twitter right now

Seeing him with all these autocrats, if I were an opposition politician or dissenter in any of those countries, I'd get the hell off Twitter.

I know I shouldn't be surprised by these people anymore but my lord

🐦[One thing that just occurred to me: using internal Twitter analytics, this poll (given its perceived gravity) could provide some really interesting data on how some accounts organize to manufacture the perception of consensus, especially if some of that is measurably coordinated.
— Jan Jekielek (@JanJekielek) December 19, 2022🕸]🐦

People really love a perceived Big Strong Daddy who will take care of them. The constant mental gymnastics they have to do to uphold that image must be a part of the appeal because fuck, it’s gotta be exhausting.

If Zuckerberg had a spine he’d revert Facebook and Instagram to 2010 levels of shittiness and wipe Twitter out overnight.

much to talk about in this photo

pic.twitter.com/UD803mbKRB

— marge (@mags_mclaugh) December 19, 2022

the belt buckle is something horrible, isn't it

can't stop staring at the bottom left guy, he's basically sickos.png

Depends who you get to run it ! 🤔

— Tom Anderson (@myspacetom) December 19, 2022

Lol at all these fucking idiots claiming it was rigged

Hey @elonmusk, it’s unwise to run a poll like this when you are now deep state enemy #1. They have the biggest bot army on Twitter. They have 100k ‘analysts’ with 30-40 accounts all voting against you. Let’s clean up and then run this poll again. The majority has faith in you. 😘 https://t.co/y2piyeE84a

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) December 19, 2022

It's not like he said when.

tfw you buckle up and don’t notice your shirt has got caught up in the machinery

Good summary: https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-business-playbook-boss-visionary-jerk-spacex-tesla-twitter-2022-12?op=1

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) December 19, 2022

https://media3.giphy.com/media/xpdQAcVTTo3ZBj3UVS/giphy.gif

let that sink out

pic.twitter.com/lYoJpxeWDX

— LeSubstack Triller Moth (@legotrillermoth) December 16, 2022

(note the date)

he hasnt posted since this 16 hours ago, hes in saudi dungeon signing over his tesla shares

Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 19, 2022

Do you like me?

( ) yes
( ) no

maybe he finally crashed after weeks of no sleep

maybe he finally crashed after driving one of his cars

i was joking but the saudis absolutely would kidnap him for a lil while if they felt like it

please don’t give out my assassination coordinates before I go hang out with a bunch of murderers with billions invested in the thing I’m plainly fucking up

i was joking but the saudis absolutely would kidnap him for a lil while if they felt like it

― lag∞n

then let him go after spending an hour with him

LOL

elon heading to a meeting of twitter investors stepping alone into an elevator with the saudi bone saw guy

— tom mckay (@thetomzone) December 18, 2022

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkTTcKwXgAU3TOQ?format=jpg&name=large

noted sports fan elon musk hopping on a 15 hour flight to take in the world cup with his best friends

he looks absolutely thrilled to be there too!

he left qatar via london luton hours ago. still has all his fingers.

Wearing a worn-out t-shirt to an event viewed by the entire world is quite a power move.

jfc caek are you trying to get him killed

mods

So I guess also don't drink this dude's coffee...

Elon is taking Twitter policy advice from a dude who was banned from Magic: The Gathering events for harassing women and pissed on his own floor during a live stream because he was mad his wife got pizza without him https://t.co/y6gqnfHnNM

— James Dator (@James_Dator) December 19, 2022

“Live stream”

He had better find a cure for cancer, because Mars has no magnetosphere and its surface is constantly blasted by radiation. https://t.co/1HiD6i6glA

— Adrian (@blagojevism) December 19, 2022

Gotta pay for Blue if you want to cyberbully him from here on out.

Interesting, looking into this pic.twitter.com/GnIbywFCah

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) December 19, 2022

interesting

What does catturd2 think?

This is a good idea, I think in the future instead of asking everyone if they hate me I will just ask people who've had their tongues cut out

love the idea that an $8 monthly subscription is "skin in the game"

*holds out palm* gimme some skin*!

*8 bucks

He's kind of acting like a vulture capitalist but forgetting the part where you extract money from the thing before you kill it. He's gone in reverse, he can never get out of it anything close to what he put into it. Stripped for parts, what's Twitter worth? I guess he could, like, auction off Lady Gaga's DMs or something.

Wearing a worn-out t-shirt to an event viewed by the entire world is quite a power move.

My first thought was that he was ripping-off Zelenskyy's olive green shirt look

xp
Or turn them into NFTs.