Twitter C/D

*while

Paul Graham acting like he wouldn’t pay $50 million for a huff of Elon’s ballsack

lol

It's remarkable how many people who've never run any kind of company think they know how to run a tech company better than someone who's run Tesla and SpaceX.

— Paul Graham (@paulg) November 16, 2022

doesn’t make sense

— jack (@jack) December 18, 2022

he rolled his shares over with elon when he couldve cashed out lol

fun fact, if jack had taken the cash he would have received just under one billion dollars (he owned 18,042,428 shares)

I think we've made this point here, but worth repeating. They don't really want the lefties and progressives to leave, they just want to be able to abuse them without consequence.

Elon Musk is running the left off this app but the gag is the right doesn’t want to be here alone—what they want is to harass us and see what we’re talking about so they can create strawman reactionary arguments. Otherwise they’d have been happy w/ Truth Social but never were

— Olayemi Olurin (@msolurin) December 18, 2022

not sure, I think they want a space where the right can influence more a passive center and Twitter can be that (more) on this trajectory

they?

They being "the right" in this formulation.

Yeah, I think that is kind of the idea or at least the fantasy — a broad platform where right-wing views can reach a general audience without interference by leftists, fact-checkers, journalists, or anyone who might contest their worldview. The problem with that idea obviously is that to make it a reality you have a create a space so unwelcoming that you're going to drive off a lot of your general audience too.

Hahahaahahahahahhahahhahaha

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34042993

Minutes pass, and then

https://mobile.twitter.com/paulg/

🤨

"assassination coordinates" trending, well done

this fn guy

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 18, 2022

I’ll give him credit this is pretty entertaining

he's going to appoint david sacks as CEO, which he was going to appoint anyway.

regardless of his plan why would he do the poll lol hes off his head m8

hes already rolling back the linking rule

Policy will be adjusted to suspending accounts only when that account’s *primary* purpose is promotion of competitors, which essentially falls under the no spam rule

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 18, 2022

i voted no for the lolz

lol he’s just going to ban everyone who votes “yes”, I mean this is straight out of the early 2000s forum mod snaps playbook

What is going on

No one wants the job who can actually keep Twitter alive. There is no successor.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 19, 2022

i voted no for the lolz

Same. If Twitter continues to die and Tesla keeps tanking because of Twitter and the Musk bubble getting popped, that's good times.

*Droopy Dog voice* Should I just go fuck myself then? I will abide by the results of this poll.

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) December 18, 2022

https://gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Bran_Stark?file=KingBran.PNG

Also big no vote. Every minute he’s ceo of a company he personally owns and cannot operate does harm to him I love it.

Seems like he’s hinting about shutting it down in his latest tweets though hahah.

Good jack content. What a fuckup. Real Chauncey gardener vibes.

https://indieweb.social/@emilygorcenski/109537154119112076

apparently he would have cleared just under a billion if he hadn't rolled his shares into Elon's vision

Lmao that the “no linking your other socials” rule was apparently solely implemented to ban Taylor Lorenz

Well she did cry that one time

i'm so eager for the taylor lorenz story to drop. it's gonna be so good

yeah i wonder what shes got

how’s the middle manager lady who pulled all nighters doing?

During today’s launch of @TwitterBlue the SF team experienced two literal fire drills. The first one happened at HQ and led us to a Starbucks where we kept rolling out the release, then the coffee shop had its own fire drill — sending us back to HQ to finalize the roll out. 🤣🔥 pic.twitter.com/bYsJdZyVXs

— Esther Crawford ✨ (@esthercrawford) December 13, 2022

tried to embed the video where she was talking to camera but apparently twitter doesn't work properly? someone should look into that.

Will soon be fired for promoting Starbucks

my team keeps getting hit by lightning when were trying to roll this feature out

i'm so eager for the taylor lorenz story to drop. it's gonna be so good

is it this one? just came out i think

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/12/18/details-of-musk-stalking-incident/

The Twitter owner threatened legal action, changed the platform’s rules and suspended journalists’ accounts after a confrontation involving his security team at a gas station. But the incident’s timing and location cast doubt on a link to the @ElonJet account.

chronological timeline is amazing when you see the third reply is some tuned-in 13 follower reply guy doing this

No! The right and virtuous way is always more challenging but you can't just give up this easy. You know you're doing what's right by the people. Anyone with a problem with you is just afraid of being exposed for the clowns they are. #elonmuskdoesnotbudge

— Ian Thomas (@ian_is_a_jerk) December 19, 2022

Musk’s lackeys spent their entire day in my mentions defending this absurd policy as just and wise only to have Musk abandon it in less than 12 hours

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) December 19, 2022

lost ass people, sad, need to find ass

that whole policy was implemented just as an excuse to ban Taylor Lorenz for reporting on the "assassination coordinates" story lmao

mh otm

seems like twitter's resilience during the world cup emboldened elon to fire even more of the infrastructure team https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/twitter-has-reportedly-laid-off-more-of-its-infrastructure-team-192330953.html

apparently twitter's workforce has now shrunk by over 75%?

Tesla board's gotta love it when they read shit like "Musk tapped Tesla engineer Sheen Austin to run the social media website’s infrastructure team following Abramson’s departure."

xpost Kinda like realizing you can still make the car move with four blown tires and deciding to just go ahead and smash the axles as well

xp yeah the tesla situation is pretty good not only is he ignoring his ceo job and dumping stock hes poaching teslas workers

very funny to see big tesla investors publicly beg him to stop on twitter

hes so out of pocket you almost have to respect it

i dont have to respect anything

no you almost have to respect it

lmao the formatting

Why would I need Twitter? I can read @dril’s tweets in book form. pic.twitter.com/5y0wK3E0AL

— Kevin Buist (@KevinBuist) December 19, 2022