Greta Gerwig's Barbie movie

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Idk it’ll probably be gently funny and the music sounds great, probably won’t have any piss jokes like all the other kids’ movies seem to these days

Lolling that the movie about the plumber running around in sewers probably won’t have any piss jokes

castanuts (DJP), Saturday, 17 December 2022 03:52 (three years ago)

Oh no

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 17 December 2022 03:53 (three years ago)

Just had a weird flashback to Ice Cube drinking piss in the kids movie "Are We There Yet", glad to see piss jokes still a thing two decades on

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 17 December 2022 22:40 (three years ago)

https://pbfcomics.com/comics/mario-too/

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 17 December 2022 22:43 (three years ago)

three months pass...

Oh my

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRyt3Ov4zz0

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 16:34 (three years ago)

my hot take is when the target of your satire is vacuity, the zings are going to cluster in a very small range

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 16:48 (three years ago)

Trailer I saw before (haven't clicked yet on this one) was interesting, but yeah.

Little Big Man Yells at Red Cloud (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 16:55 (three years ago)

Something of a pivot for Ari Aster, then

Harthill Services (Neil Willett), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:16 (three years ago)

Okay, now I see

Little Big Man Yells at Red Cloud (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:27 (three years ago)

That cast!

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:38 (three years ago)

just going by that newest trailer wow this thing (visually) looks like total digital shit and not in a cool hyperpop 100gecs way

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 19:57 (three years ago)

ugh yeah

My Ouzo Weighs a Tun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:10 (three years ago)

This and the new Wes Anderson would be an overwhelming double feature on the eyes.

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:19 (three years ago)

Lol watched trailer on YouTube and immediately played the trailer for‘Asteroid City’. Overdosed on teal and orange.

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:23 (three years ago)

in the end when everyone says "I'm gonna beach you off", it sounds a lot like "beat off"

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:48 (three years ago)

Can't beat off without genitalia

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:55 (three years ago)

yeah that's what confused me about it

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:56 (three years ago)

Greta Hedwig

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:57 (three years ago)

that doesn't seem like a coincidence esp bc "beach you off" isn't something people say?

this movie looks enjoyable imo, from the trailer

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:58 (three years ago)

They're saying they're going to beach each other off because they don't want each other on the beach. So they would be off beach if the characters follow through on their threats.

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:59 (three years ago)

I presume because they are being jerks? So why don't they say "Jerk, off!!" ??

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:07 (three years ago)

sorry i have never heard of this term before
when you want someone off the beach you say "i will beach you off"? no
it's clearly a joke?

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:08 (three years ago)

Joey Ramone and his brother Mikey Leigh to thread!

My Ouzo Weighs a Tun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:09 (three years ago)

in the end when everyone says "I'm gonna beach you off", it sounds a lot like "beat off"

― frogbs, Tuesday, April 4, 2023 4:48 PM (forty-four minutes ago)

I...think that's the joke!

k3vin k., Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:34 (three years ago)

this looks awful but I stan for greta so I will withhold judgment

k3vin k., Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:34 (three years ago)

Greta hasn't stepped a foot wrong this decade.

the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:36 (three years ago)

So this is going to be a Barbie escaping her fantasy world and entering the real world sort of thing, right? Like those Smurfs movies?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:41 (three years ago)

hmm, what if it takes place in the extended Smurf universe?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:41 (three years ago)

I...think that's the joke!

― k3vin k., Tuesday, April 4, 2023 4:34 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

but the thing is none of them have genitals, so none of them would think "I'm gonna beach you off" is a suggestive thing to say, except for Michael Cera's character whose reaction implies he's the only one with a dick?

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:42 (three years ago)

Last dozen posts are giving me "Sleep, that's where I'm a Viking" deja vu.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 21:55 (three years ago)

Gonna unbookmark if you all keep this up

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 22:26 (three years ago)

-_-

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 22:31 (three years ago)

Maybe you should beach out of this thread

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 22:32 (three years ago)

Maybe they grew genitals when they appeared in the material world

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 22:59 (three years ago)

And the movie is about trying to figure out wtf they are

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 23:00 (three years ago)

"What do these do ... ?"

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 23:02 (three years ago)

That sort of happened in Pleasantville, from a certain point of view

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 23:03 (three years ago)

its a "haha it sounds like men are going to jack each other off" joke you dinks. but its about having a "beach off" which must be a common thing in this stupid universe. its a very bad joke. its to signify that THIS AINT YO GRANDMAS BARBIE MOVIE BABY!

kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 5 April 2023 06:35 (three years ago)

rip frogbs death by obvious joke

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 5 April 2023 07:00 (three years ago)

Beach, please.


(is an easy joke that is surely in this move)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 April 2023 11:51 (three years ago)

The beach is back.

Beatles in My Passway (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 5 April 2023 12:06 (three years ago)

I feel like frogbs was being droll as fuck here

castanuts (DJP), Wednesday, 5 April 2023 12:33 (three years ago)

beaching a dead horse

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 April 2023 13:01 (three years ago)

is also an obvious dumb pun

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 April 2023 13:01 (three years ago)

to beach their own?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 April 2023 13:04 (three years ago)

itt people who've never been involved in a beach off

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 5 April 2023 13:13 (three years ago)

Beach/Off is my second favorite Nic Cage movie.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 April 2023 13:16 (three years ago)

The vibe reminds me a lot of the '90s Brady Bunch (and other '90s post-mod reboots of beloved pop-culture properties).

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 5 April 2023 13:38 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Big ol' feature. Still convinced this is going to be a musical.

https://www.vogue.com/article/margot-robbie-barbie-summer-cover-2023-interview

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 14:04 (three years ago)

Uh, yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBk4NYhWNMM

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 May 2023 17:38 (three years ago)

did you want the Antonioni treatment or

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 16:35 (one year ago)

I don't know! I don't even know who that is! I'm pretty dumb about films and I usually like simple things and I'm just saying if *I* was underwhelmed that's pretty underwhelming.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 16:37 (one year ago)

"That's All There is To a Barbie?"

We've only scratched the surface here...

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 16:38 (one year ago)

Maybe a film where Barbie becomes a pop star in a band with her brother and then dies of anorexia.

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 16:40 (one year ago)

Barbie Does Narnia

scanner darkly, Tuesday, 18 March 2025 19:00 (one year ago)

I want a cut without all the Will Ferrell running around BS. Given how clever much of the rest of the movie is I'm surprised they went with any of that boilerplate garbage, or couldn't come up with anything better.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 March 2025 19:07 (one year ago)

I thought it was going to be about Klaus Barbie

at your swervice (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 20:21 (one year ago)

"Malibu" Klaus Barbie

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 20:23 (one year ago)

the rest of the movie isnt that clever

tbh the parts id drop are america and daughterbrat

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 20:37 (one year ago)

one month passes...

We have our Jadis: Emma Mackey.

https://variety.com/2025/film/news/emma-mackey-greta-gewig-narnia-white-witch-1236378761/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 April 2025 21:30 (one year ago)

Ha, wrong Greta thread. But she was in this too!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 April 2025 21:36 (one year ago)

one month passes...

finally just saw this and 1) should’ve seen this in a theater 2) should’ve seen this in a theater high

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 19 June 2025 06:00 (eleven months ago)

Careful what you wish for, the woman seated next to me scrolling on her phone for the duration of the film did not enhance the experience.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 19 June 2025 07:49 (eleven months ago)


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