Elon Musk

In two years, a small group of rich dorks will probably start trying to lobby Congress to pass an amendment to allow foreign born candidates to run for President. So Elon can run.

Tesla stock learning a big lesson today: Don’t fuck with Aaron Rupar pic.twitter.com/18Ik4u43kK

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) December 16, 2022

elon's probably just selling more of his shares, probably getting in sales before the end of the tax year because his options expire or something (iirc he sold a bunch of shares last year during the holidays too)

https://i.imgur.com/8jX2yMX.jpg

guy got too used to being the boss

it seems like musk just completely confused cause and effect and decided that twitter was in control of journalists rather than the other way around. none of the controls are connected to the things that neoreactionaries discuss at their orgies.

— rev. howard arson (@revhowardarson) December 16, 2022

pic.twitter.com/3FunSiHndf

— Galuade @ FIRES OF RUBICON (@galuade_) December 16, 2022

These dorks can’t figure out the 1st Am., really don’t want them to try figuring out the 4th.

honestly seeing that online bullying of rich people can impact investors confidence and price in a CEO like this is better than most drugs https://t.co/4C20FtAlND

— pudding person (@JUNlPER) December 16, 2022

Bari, this is a real question, not rhetorical. What is your opinion?

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 16, 2022

all real questions on twitter must now be flagged as Real in the message

So if Musk never filed a police report, isn’t he breaking Twitter policy by posting that dude’s picture without his okay?

Twitter policy is basically just royal prerogative now afaict

lol I got a "most users don't like this kind of language" for using "Tesla" and "morons" in the same tweet.

Somehow fitting that the ultimate end of technology would be an AI built to rim the oligarchy

Beyond the Blue Check Event Horizon.

Elon Musk's team is seeking new investors for Twitter, offering the same $54.20-a-share deal and trying to close by the end of the year. Scoop w/ @ReedAlbergotti https://t.co/ujZOYxlfQG

— Liz Hoffman (@lizrhoffman) December 16, 2022

like a Craigslist ad with a beat to shit guitar saying "just trying to sell it for what I paid for it"

“One could argue he has created value or destroyed value at Twitter. It’s hard to tell at this point,” he said.

Is it hard?

- Grimes

I remember getting lots of pushback a mere 6 weeks ago when I was celebrating the downfall of this cursed platform. I know we don’t like this sort of behavior here, but I’m going to do it anyway: I was right, dammit.

lmao the "coup de grace" is more Twitter files bullshit

xp
you were, but tbf a lot did happen in the past 6 weeks lol

he can't be the worst Democrat while Joe Manchin's alive but he can be the most pathetic

Elon, as a father, I understand the safety of your family comes first. Could you remove the real-time tweet but not ban the account? If there is a continuous pattern of unsafe doxxing, then escalate. Let’s discuss these things as Americans first, thoughtfully and rationally.

— Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) December 16, 2022

Show us the Twitter Files from the last 24 hrs u coward

wow that tweet is puke. My most hated American obsession is with being thoughtful and rational

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkcbxjWG9Mc

lmao nobody gives a shit about the old management dude is just posting hit pieces against his own company

Did Bari get cut out of this Twitter Files drop?

I mean I hope Bari gets cut out from this mortal
coil soon, but

lmao at Bari saying, even while criticizing Musk, that she still doesn't believe Twitter isn't a 'public square', like....literally only the Court of the Fifth Circuit will agree w/ you on that

oh cool look who's back

I'm back!! Thank you @elonmusk and by the way MELT DOWN THE ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES AND TURN THEM INTO PRISON BARS!

— Mike Lindell (@realMikeLindell) December 16, 2022

that's kind of an iconic return post

he’ll yeah

Pillow Man and Musk probably share a dealer

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41Ap9fv9AsL.jpg

i'm sure that this mentality is why i will never be a zillionaire to begin with, but it is so strange to me that none of these guys (everyone from musk to trump to kanye to lindell, etc etc) doesn't just cash out and enjoy life? like i would totally just pack in in an sit around plunking around on a guitar by my infinity pool in greece or read books or w/e

like you could are one of the few humans in history that could live a stress free life yet you actively choose all this bullshit

That life's reserved for trust fund babies.

melt down the pillows and turn them into ploughshares

xxpost If they ever stopped moving the void inside of them would swallow them whole.

that's kind of an iconic return post

― Karl Malone, Friday, December 16, 2022 2:07 PM

right? he's gotta have a ghost writer or smth

xps

the irony is that the one rich guy who cashed out and seems to be living the life is Tom from Myspace, whose social media profiles are all just chill vibes and beautiful locales last time I checked.

this guy gets it

https://i.postimg.cc/kGrzbt93/Screen-Shot-2022-12-16-at-4-39-00-PM.png

“It looks like toddlers put this together during recess.” The shoddy build quality of a brand new Tesla. pic.twitter.com/5IC2TkEIZm

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) December 16, 2022

car guys vs musk is the real grudge

The god damned door trim

https://electrek.co/2022/12/14/tesla-full-self-driving-data-awful-challenge-elon-musk-prove-otherwise/

xxxxxp Most of us can play for only so long. But there is so much need in the world, and there are many good causes looking to address that need. Any of these guys could alleviate a whole lot of human suffering, find meaningful and rewarding human engagement, and still have enough wealth to last several lifetimes.

yeah like the Caruso guy who blew $100 million trying to win the LA mayor's race so he could fix homelessness

instead of just using the $100 million to fix homelessness

this is a dril tweet pic.twitter.com/xhkkTHzJzT

— sclv (@sclv) December 16, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Bfscle7aA

xp Yeah, fuck that guy.

One of the problems with so many of these guys is that, because they happened to have made a shitload of money (most often from a combination of being in the right place at the right time and recognizing that circumstance), they think they are smarter than everyone else (they're usually not) and good at everything (they're definitely not).