Elon Musk

first they came for the reporters and i said nothing, then they came for the annoying guys

Political pundit @keitholbermann has been suspended by Twitter. He had been tweeting critically of Elon Musk.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) December 16, 2022

The night of the long hair plugs

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) December 16, 2022

Lmao at "night of the gone wives" in the replies

the tesla meeting he was late for must have gone really badly

Greenwald disingenuously presuming the argument is lefties being upset now that their 'friends' are banned and not pointing out the obvious hypocrisy, or the fact that these bans were much more egregious than the ones conservatives scream about, as no TOS were presumably violated.

one year from now, Twitter will be 100 people in Klan robes jerking off and trying to plan get togethers at Wing House

lmao, this one made me go cross-eyed

Maybe they violated real terms of service by conspiring against freedom of speech. 🍿
Owners/influencers will come and go but that dang constitution lives forever.

— Stephen (@spcomstock) December 16, 2022

journalists gone, 89 tweet thread of the original movie Avatar is still up

he's claiming the journalists all 'doxxed' him by retweeting Elonjet or some ish

my god

Twitter is now marking all links to Mastodon unsafe pic.twitter.com/kUseCXVLMk

— 𝗝.𝗠. 𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗥 #readoptimal (@intelwire) December 16, 2022

I would appreciate boosting the hashtag #sendelontomars

elon go to mars right away

first person on mars gets to make all the laws iirc, for example law 1: no clowning on elon

Apartheid beluga still digging down huh?

dude's seeing centipedes crawling out of his fingers right now

They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 16, 2022

the human capacity for self-delusion and rationalization is generally up to the task of justifying any opinion or behavior without recourse to hallucinations.

heh

In an amazing turn of events, Twitter is malfunctioning and suspended accounts are able to access Twitter Spaces and speak in them https://t.co/kiFGZ8s17A

— Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge) December 16, 2022

lmao pic.twitter.com/L31AYgcIHr

— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) December 16, 2022

I'll settle for a Buddy Dwyer

Only with him being at a party with Trump and the bullet going through his head and Trump's. Oopsie!

Trump NFTs in the morning and Elon just fucking melting down in real time in the evening, it's a day the bards will sing of.

you know people say this guy is like Trump without any of the charisma or weird humor but I gotta say some of the phrases he's coming up with today like "assassination coordinates" and "Few people understand this!" really do sound like Trump right after he got impeached

god he is just getting so owned

Sorry, too many options. Will redo poll.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 16, 2022

hes talking on a space with the banned journalists right now

lol he left after like 30 seconds presumably cause they were asking him questions

lol fucking pitiful

Holy Shit. Elon Musk just popped into a Twitter Spaces chat with a bunch of journalists. He was called out by journalist Drew Harrell, who he banned, for lying about posting links to his private information, then leaves almost immediately after being pressed. Here is the exchange pic.twitter.com/wVA9Gb5MVJ

— Bradley Eversley (@ForeverEversley) December 16, 2022

getting booed at Chappelle's show really made him crack huh

turns out freedom of speech isn't working out so well for this guy

everyone told him he was the best boy in the world for ten years straight then suddenly turned on him its basically torture a cruel prank lol

Who has a screenshot of the "Kanye. Elon. Trump." tweet? I need to see that again.

lol that shit was a curse

Just too pathetic

lmao the Twitter space talking about this just abruptly got killed

Still half a month left for him to just kill the whole damn site and fulfill the Dril Prophecy.

I hope that if he's forced to reinstate these journalists they still have the dignity to walk away anyway.

lol he is really losing his cool

getting booed at Chappelle's show really made him crack huh

Sure looks like that was the breaking point. It’s been a downward spiral since then. Notably the first time he’s really been physically forced outside his weird nerd echo chamber.

Who has a screenshot of the "Kanye. Elon. Trump." tweet? I need to see that again.

I finally figured out the true meaning of this tweet. Each one is the King of the Losers for their respective generations.

Elon’s 51 and Kanye is 45. Aren’t they both Gen X?

Yes

had to double check that Trump was a boomer and not silent generation (he squeaks in to boomer)

Well, Trump’s definitely not silent.

Silent but deadly.

lol

The Deadliest, people are saying...

Kanye is *spiritually* a millennial (I'm telling myself)

thats fair

Nah ye can keep Kanye, millennials have enough problems

haa he nuked spaces altogether, guessing its cause banned accounts were still able to use it and no one works there anymore who knows how to fix that

So how long til he announces a relocation to Texas? He's obviously not staying in SF.

Xp wtf?!