Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

This would all be beyond hilarious if Trump was still just that douche from The Apprentice but as is it just adds another item to the list of reasons why I can't vacate this insane timeline soon enough

Like there's a non-zero chance that this human shart could be president. Again. Nothing about any of this is okay.

i been hacked
all my trumps gone

Why is the "hand signed memorabilia" one signed by a Louise Marylin?

It doesn’t say whose hand

honestly they're so bad i think they're worth $99

"Oh wow I like your picture of famous race car driver... Doris Murphy?"

i love the "handsigned memorabilia" part as it cuts to Trump signing his name with a stylus on a tablet

goodbye TelSell, hello TrumpDump

for some reason the requirement that non-black pens be used is cracking me up

Meant to discourage bulk submissions. There used to be a whole thing where a "wet signature" with blue pen was thought to indicate "signed for real" instead of "scanned once and printed multiple times" (even though laser printers have been able to print in blue for quite a long while).

They don't want any of the prizes to be won by someone with an elaborate mass-spamming operation like in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

Trump has lost his spot on the hero pantheon for the Christian traditionalist fascists

xp how has no one done a bit where trump gives out golden tickets for a tour of maralago with oompaloompa housekeepers, chocolate swamp golf course, q gum that tastes like conspiracy, private teevee cameras, great glass escalators etc etc etc

because Willy Wonka is a beloved and magical character and not a venal, whining narcissist?

would def buy nft of trump as willy wonka fyi

Would buy NFT of Trump being sucked into the Fudge Room.

If he's able to offload some $100 jpegs to his rubes, more power to him

many xxp to "(i) mail one (1) envelope to Official Donald Trump NFT Collection Sweepstakes, 1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513":

1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513

lmao

but it's what we have pic.twitter.com/10LVZHiUr7

— Emoji Caresser (@LizRummy) December 15, 2022

Kinda like baseball cards, except that you pay a 10% royalty every time you trade them.

On each secondary sale of a Trump Digital Trading Card, there will be a 10% royalty on the sale price that will be paid back to the creator.

aren't there services where you could pay someone to send an envelope for you.

thinking ILX needs to enter this competition hardcore

xp

you can just drop off your NFT collection sweepstakes information at the NY Great Wall Buffet on East Union in Newark, just off Highway 31. they're really lovely people there, really the best, better than lincoln, much better than washington

aren't there services where you could pay someone to send an envelope for you.

yes there is - pay me $20/hr with potential NFT incentives and i will hole up in the NY Great Wall Buffet for as long as it takes to win this competition

we should start winning the new yorker caption contest again, start kicking some ilx ass in the real world

Best Buy Auto Sales, right next to the Four Seasons Total Landscaping

oh my god, that address link, thx doo dah

many xxp to "(i) mail one (1) envelope to Official Donald Trump NFT Collection Sweepstakes, 1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513":

1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513🕸

that's entertainment pic.twitter.com/qXD12b5KGP

— Atrios (@Atrios) December 15, 2022

On each secondary sale of a Trump Digital Trading Card, there will be a 10% royalty on the sale price that will be paid back to the creator.

First of all "the creator?" Does he think he's god?

Secondly, are they covering the extremely outside chance that these become valuable, so Trump wants to make additional profit?

is he running out of cash or something? This seems pretty desperate

were talking about a guy who sold steak and ties here

Village People parodies are already being generated. Collect 'em all!

Personally I have the Motorcycle Cop and the Construction Worker, and I'm bidding on the Indian Chief.

This one always killed me pic.twitter.com/jWEz6HWMGb

— RG (@calmeda323) December 16, 2022

just a few updates

1) it appears that all of the NFTs sold out (or were bought in bulk by one giant fucking loser as a favor, who knows)

Who bought these? Trump’s digital trading cards have sold out, all 45,000 of them at $99 each. That means he raised $4.45 million in just 12 hours. (Data: OpenSea) pic.twitter.com/JbLr1CTkO3

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) December 16, 2022

2) it is incredibly hard to find the website where the "cards" were listed. i know i posted the URL yesterday, and i will scroll up. but i'm just saying, it is really hilariously hard to find on the internet, even after doing it once. (update: https://www.collecttrumpcards.com/)

3) it was pretty clear just from glancing at them, but at least some of the amazing art was just photoshopped from the websites of clothing brand. https://gizmodo.com/donald-trump-nft-trading-cards-1849900531 in other words they'll probably get sued about all of this, and about 10-15 years from now you'll see a news item noting that the case was settled out of court

These are the new stock buybacks.

You're laughing now, but when I sell the entire collection in a few years for a massive profit (minus the 105 fee) I'll be the one laughing.

Wait, are we talking about Tesla stock?

Do you think he faked the purchase of all the cards? How much tax will he have to pay for their sale?

I will go on record as saying I really do not think 45,000 people actually bought Trump NFTs

Yeah, I have no idea how that works. Can I offer a make-believe golden calf for sale, and then immediately just claim it's been sold for a million dollars? Has any fraud been committed if there was no actual exchange of anything?

maybe no one was buying them so they just pretended they sold out, wld make sense the nft market is completely dead and trumps demographic is not exactly the nft type

you can prove that there were real exchanges of crypto, at least:

https://opensea.io/collection/trump-digital-trading-cards

(warning: be careful browsing that site. there is some really, really good art on there and you might just have to buy something for your collection!!)

no I think they actually "sold" (that data is publicly available) but they sold in the same way those Bored Apes were "selling" when it turned out it was just like 3 people buying them from each other at steadily escalating prices. like it's either money laundering or whoever made these bought them in order to drive up the price, something that did briefly work two years ago thanks to idiots like Jimmy Fallon and Paris Hilton actually spending tons of cash on them

I will go on record as saying I really do not think 45,000 people actually bought Trump NFTs

You don't think there are at least 45,000 morons in the USA?

like this one

https://opensea.io/assets/matic/0x24a11e702cd90f034ea44faf1e180c0c654ac5d9/36404

if i'm understanding, it was transferred to "MyNFTonETH" yesterday for 0.0559 ETH, which is currently "worth" around $67 but was presumably worth around $99 yesterday. since then, MyNFTonETH has listed it for 0.175 ETH and then dropped it to 0.150 ETH a few minutes ago, which is around $179, currently. you'd think that would be way too much, but they have received dozens of offers already, including one as high as 0.133 ETH ($159).

just as a reminder, this is all for this

https://i.imgur.com/LgzelIo.png

"Trump Digital Trading Card #36404"

im sure anyone who knows a lil about tracking crypto transactions could figure out if those were legit sales pretty easily, the trump org is not known for its rigor, in fact i the info is prob already on twitter

i might be completely misunderstanding the trading offers and stuff. i try not to dabble too much in crypto these days because i don't like the sensation of turds squeezing between my teeth and down my esophagus

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f5ef12ed2e6eff9d2988aee1746e38f3/tumblr_mjbeb9LQVY1qz8x31o6_1280.jpg

You don't think there are at least 45,000 morons in the USA?

― Gulf VAR Syndrome (Tom D.), Friday, December 16, 2022 10:24 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

who know how to buy NFTs and are willing to spend $99 to do so? idk just look at the NFT market this year practically nobody is buying them

I mean it's really a pretty brilliant scam: I have 5,000 limited edition piece of shit jpegs for sale @ $100 a pop. Whoooops, they all just 'sold out' and are even more valuable! And now all of the shitty jpegs that I totally sold to other people and totally didn't just keep for myself are available at inflated prices on the secondary market. And if you have a long history of fraudulent behavior without ever having suffered punishment sufficient enough to do you any harm whatsoever, why would you even hesitate?

well he does need someone to actually buy them at some point

more likely they sold zero of them and then just bought them up to save face