he is the reigning "trump champion" it's right on the blet
― normal AI yankovic (Hunt3r), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:55 (one year ago) link
He really loves wrestling belts.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:56 (one year ago) link
Super heroes usually have big belts that they win by beating bad guys it's true
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:59 (one year ago) link
Each Digital Trading Card (NFT) is not only a rare collectible, it automatically enters YOU INTO A SWEEPSTAKES for a chance to win 1000’s of incredible prizes and meet the one and only #45! There's no purchase necessary to enter!
exciting doesn't half cover it
― I did see Xhaka crotchgrab (breastcrawl), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:01 (one year ago) link
another classic Trump moment
― circa1916, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link
i hope the hinternets track til there's a winner and a ceremony/intro
― normal AI yankovic (Hunt3r), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:03 (one year ago) link
its funny to imagine that thirsty scammers around him have likely spent countless hours trying to explain NFTs to him in order to convince him to sign off on any # of NFT crap but he didnt get it, and what finally made it click is the comparison to baseball cards, something he understands & remembers
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:07 (one year ago) link
Do the cards have stats?
Would be funny if it was like a Magic the Gathering card or Pokemon or something, and he got all his people trading, and battling or hunting snipes or whatever it is people do with those cards.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link
I would pay good money to watch Trump try to explain exactly what an NFT is. xp
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:16 (one year ago) link
There's one card in the video where Trump (looking like Nicolai Carpathian) is having dinner with a couple while Armageddon rages outside
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:18 (one year ago) link
I really hope I get one these for christmas
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link
omg this is the promo video from trump's nft card project, im dying. this clown. maybe now people will believe that im not making this up!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/4Cx9u3Xe6E— Oliver Willis (@owillis) December 15, 2022
The video is peak Trump. "Dinner with me. I don't know if that's an amazing price, but it's what we have."
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:22 (one year ago) link
Once more life imitates On Cinema at the Cinema--Tim Heidecker came out trading cards earlier this year. At least those were physical cards, though!
― blatherskite, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:29 (one year ago) link
No Purchase Necessary for the sweepstakes? Is that for some legal reason?
― jmm, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:31 (one year ago) link
the laser eyes?? the unbelievable crappiness? it’s a fuckin lot, people
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link
xpost yes
dying
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkB_zvQXEAACGJb?format=png&name=small
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:35 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkCAoV8XoAMVeXW?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:36 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/xOXXUz8.png
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:37 (one year ago) link
That infomercial is amazing.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link
AI art has really come a long way, huh?
― sleeve, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link
i appreciate how traditional all these are astronaut army man fancy boy thats the american male
Trump's "major announcement" turns out to be a series of $99 NFTs that are ugly even by the usual NFT standards. pic.twitter.com/f6r80q2PgB— Will Sommer (@willsommer) December 15, 2022
You might think the Trump NFTs are a scam. But if you buy 45 pics of an NFT like Shotgun Trump or Wall Street Trump — so, roughly $4500 worth — you get a ticket for a "Gala Dinner with Trump" pic.twitter.com/cDqlekG87Y— Will Sommer (@willsommer) December 15, 2022
i am going to acquire this Donald Trump NFT because it is the everyday looking version of him that we all know and love pic.twitter.com/zVnAS3H6xk— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 15, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link
― blatherskite, Thursday, December 15, 2022 11:29 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
oh my god it's the exact same vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTHw6xryUIU
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link
I want pictures of everybody who buys one of these, can I get that via a FOIA request
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
the fuckin gold bars one haaaaa
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkCM4i7XgAE5faF?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
the stupidest fucking world we live in
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link
that trump steaks vibe. catch it! with TRUMPSTAKES TRADING NFTs
― normal AI yankovic (Hunt3r), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link
the football one is incredible but i feel they missed a chance to make him more overtly the football coach like they coudlve given a headset or a clipboard
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link
big xpIf you have to buy something to enter a drawing, it's considered gambling.
― nickn, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link
And the football looks flat in the pic, like Tom Brady's deflategate all over again.
― nickn, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link
totally read that as "group therapy session with #45", was about to get into crypto
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link
I do not mean any respect by this, but it is pretty impressive how he has just always stayed the same guy no matter what.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link
Everything he has done is 100 percent in line with 2nd-generation racist real estate scammer from Queens.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:51 (one year ago) link
that's probably why they included a very fun and easy way to enter the contest without buying a piece of beautiful nft art:
No Purchase Mail-In Alternate Method of Entry: Beginning November 28, 2022 and continuing throughout the Sweepstakes Entry Period, to receive one (1) entry in the Sweepstakes without making a purchase, complete the following steps: (i) mail one (1) envelope to Official Donald Trump NFT Collection Sweepstakes, 1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513, with such envelope containing (1) one (1) self-addressed postage paid No. 10 envelope (except Vermont residents are not required to affix return postage), and (2) an index card with Entrant’s first name, last name, postal address e-mail address in non-black pen.
for some reason the requirement that non-black pens be used is cracking me up
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:52 (one year ago) link
you can scroll down here to see the approximate cash equivalent values for the prizes:
https://www.collecttrumpcards.com/official-sweepstakes-rules#how-to-enter-the-sweepstakes
for example, you can either claim this amazing prize: "One (1) hour golf game at Trump Golf Palm Beach with President Trump for winner and two (2) guests at a date and time to be determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion" ooooooooor you can take the $300 cash equivalent, it's up to you
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
fucking amazing that people flew thousands of miles in an attempt to murder the vice president and overthrow the government on behalf of this doofus
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
ok I might pay the $99 for this one
https://i.imgur.com/K1L9pU0.jpg
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link
xpost i'm sure there is definitely no way those mailed envelopes get dumped in the trash
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link
How long until this nob is on Cameo?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link
you might be wondering, what is the equivalent of winning "One (1) ticket to a 2,000 person 20 minute Zoom call with President Trump, at a date and time to be determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion. Participants will have an opportunity to submit questions in advance of the Zoom call, but there is no guarantee that the question(s) will be asked or answered." ??
as you'd expect, there is no equivalent of that prize. it is "priceless". however, if you must, you can trade that 2000 person zoom call for (1) Exclusive Limited Edition Trump NFT
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link
Non-brown pens too, I would imagine.
― nickn, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link
lmao
Individual 20 minute meeting with President Trump at Mar-a-Lago at a date and time determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion
$0/Priceless
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link
your trap card is no match for my Blue Eyes White Supremacist
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link
"Participants will have an opportunity to submit questions in advance of the Zoom call, but there is no guarantee that the question(s) will be asked or answered."
ok this is very funny!
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link
Holy shit, I hope someone records the 2,000 person 20 minute Zoom call with President Trump
― jmm, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link
omg
― jmm, Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link
I love this part:
A few lucky winners will receive Mystery Prizes! What is it? Even though we can’t reveal what the prizes are, we can tell you you’ll be very happy to receive this Mystery Prize if you’re a President Donald J. Trump fan!
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link
has Trump ever delivered on one of those "have dinner with me" sweepstakes? feels like he's promoting this all the time but never does it
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:06 (one year ago) link
"Where's the Bored Ape Channel?"
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:09 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/CGDEZEk.jpg
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:12 (one year ago) link