Elon Musk

what does TESLA BOD mean?

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Board Of Directors (I assume you knew that tho)

HELLO TESLA BOD CAN YOU HEAR ME IS ANYONE THERE

what does TESLA BOD mean?

like a normal bod only all crumpled up because your dumb self-driving car just self-drove into a brick wall

https://cdn.hswstatic.com/gif/nikola-tesla-orig.jpg

what does TESLA BOD mean?

When did Dr. Evil start sporting a rug?

The Martin Viecha those investor simps keep tagging is head of investor relations and his likes are quite interesting!

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as the owner of a torso not dissimilar to elon musk’s who has always struggled with body image issues, thanks to folks who keep posting those shirtless pics of elon for validating my suspicion that actually yeah people are laughing at me when i go swimming

Pure cuntery imo, considering everything else about him

thanks for speaking up, b.g. i'd really be happy if we collectively dropped the "bodyshaming is cool if the person is rich and powerful" kind of approach, which has been so widespread online, especially since Trump.

i don't think stevie, or any other individual poster, means ill --- but this stuff, collectively, does a LOT of collateral damage to many folks' emotional and even physical well-being.

Seriously, Elon having a normal middle-aged body is the most/only relatable thing about him.

Seems preferable to all the body-fat-obsessed CrossFit Silicon Valley bros.

i don't think stevie, or any other individual poster, means ill --- but this stuff, collectively, does a LOT of collateral damage to many folks' emotional and even physical well-being.

Apologies - wasn't thinking and it was massively insensitive and dick-ish of me. Will be sure to post more thoughtfully and avoid this sort of humour in the future.

you gotta go with this one cause being hosed down by a hollywood super agent is funny enough on its own, doesnt require body insults

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i do hope hes wearing some sunscreen tho damn

heh

Bellingcat Discord member Sepulco geolocated the video Elon Musk posted overnight, claiming to show a stalker, which he used to justify the banning of accounts that tracked flights. It's at 34.116175,-118.160635, not close to any airports.https://t.co/H4ibUozDKV pic.twitter.com/lNvvOKmvC4

— Eliot Higgins (@EliotHiggins) December 15, 2022

appreciate it, stevie. all good on my end.

is that Grimes' ass

dont think twitter can survive too much more of this sort of thing

Twitter's new head of trust and safety has invited QAnon-adjacent and publicity-hungry anti-trafficking group OUR (the subject of a criminal probe believed to be ongoing) to discuss a partnership. OUR tells me and @annamerlan it's "delighted" by the offer. https://t.co/R1SO9XRgqD

— Tim Marchman (@timmarchman) December 15, 2022

all my "who to follow"s were, about an hour ago, replaced by "Elon Musk." it's back to normal now.

lol

Since Musk took over my Who To Follows have been people like Michael Tracey

elon just going after reporters he hates now

Journalists who cover Elon Musk have been suspended on Twitter tonight: @Donie O'Sullivan from CNN, Aaron Rupar and the Washington Post's @drewharwell.

Rupar tells me he has "no idea" why it happened.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) December 16, 2022

oh hey @rmac18 is suspended too!

— Steven Rich (@dataeditor) December 16, 2022

if you were trying to put twitter out of business what would you do differently

CNN reporter Donie O'Sullivan (@donie) has been suspended for... asking the LAPD about the supposed "stalking attack incident" on @elonmusk and reporting that there was no police report filed. Nice job you fucking apartheid waterhead dork. Suck the shit out of my ass.

— K. Thor Jensen 🐀 (@kthorjensen) December 16, 2022

now hes suspending people whore talking about the suspensions this is s bloodbath

just nuke the site already elon https://t.co/op658YrXyH

— raandy (@randygdub) December 16, 2022

uhh matt’s suspended now too

— raandy (@randygdub) December 16, 2022

just lolling at him sitting there watching the firehose and clicking the ban button on the mod panel instead of doing any work

he taking another step in the mod journey, get drunk and ban everyone you hate

one that got binder nuked

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkD4TFVUcAAHQ-x?format=jpg&name=large

can you imagine what greenwald would be saying if he didnt like elon

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkD5c1mVEAAeo5z?format=jpg&name=large

This was Ryan Mac @rmac18’s last tweet before he was suspected 🤔 pic.twitter.com/0TOWpN9aei

— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) December 16, 2022

what does the breaking news site need normal journalists for i ask you

lol he is really losing his cool

Elon took Aaron Rupar from the based libs….he just picked a fight he cannot win. BlueWaveDeborah1956 is going to end his empire

— 71 Years Young (@ByYourLogic) December 16, 2022

another one

The Intercept journalist @micahflee has been suspended. He had been writing critically about Elon Musk.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) December 16, 2022

Uh-oh, Elon Musk has caught a Twitter-specific mental disease. You've seen it before. Someone or some group on here has owned him so bad that he is re-aligning his whole life and worldview to prove them wrong. Happens all the time, but only Musk may blow up a planet as a result

— Vincent 🇦🇷🇲🇦🇦🇷🇲🇦 Bevins (@Vinncent) May 23, 2018

Prescient

first they came for the reporters and i said nothing, then they came for the annoying guys

Political pundit @keitholbermann has been suspended by Twitter. He had been tweeting critically of Elon Musk.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) December 16, 2022

The night of the long hair plugs

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) December 16, 2022

Lmao at "night of the gone wives" in the replies

the tesla meeting he was late for must have gone really badly

Greenwald disingenuously presuming the argument is lefties being upset now that their 'friends' are banned and not pointing out the obvious hypocrisy, or the fact that these bans were much more egregious than the ones conservatives scream about, as no TOS were presumably violated.

one year from now, Twitter will be 100 people in Klan robes jerking off and trying to plan get togethers at Wing House

lmao, this one made me go cross-eyed

Maybe they violated real terms of service by conspiring against freedom of speech. 🍿
Owners/influencers will come and go but that dang constitution lives forever.

— Stephen (@spcomstock) December 16, 2022

journalists gone, 89 tweet thread of the original movie Avatar is still up

he's claiming the journalists all 'doxxed' him by retweeting Elonjet or some ish

my god

Twitter is now marking all links to Mastodon unsafe pic.twitter.com/kUseCXVLMk

— 𝗝.𝗠. 𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗥 #readoptimal (@intelwire) December 16, 2022