Elon Musk

this can only end one way

https://wolfmanscultfilmclub.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/The-Naked-Jungle-1954-killer-man-eating-ants.jpg

somebody stalked lil nas x? i'm confused

i assume elton is referring to his grimespawn, the wretched X Æ A-Xii

the wretched X Æ A-Xii placed in a babyseat in an autodriven T$LA programmed to decoy the h8as

like el cid but the opposite

dic le

so many levels

whoaaaa! im whippin my musk track into a frenzy of dic le

welcome to realiti

so during breaks in my training class I pull ILX up and I've had this thread up and a few times I've come back from break and forgotten to minimize the tab and shared my screen, and though i haven't had the tab open to where the thread can be read, people can see a tab titled Elon Musk.

i'm so paranoid that my class is going to think I like Elon Musk ;_;

like man, I would rather be thought of as ugly than thought to be an Elon stan

lol elon breaking his doxxing rules in his thread about them

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1603257514484711424/photo/1

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fj_qLU8XwAECPUp?format=jpg&name=medium

What will this mean for Libs of Tik Tok?

Narrator: It meant nothing for Libs of Tik Tok

xpost it was funny seeing him being called out for that and his stans making the "first amendment doesn't apply to gov websites" argument that until now has been usually used *against* them

Auctioning kitchen equipment, not paying Twitter’s San Francisco lease, rumors flying about not paying severance, multiple tweets about the Fed, selling $3 billion in Tesla stock … Yikes! I’m very curious about Twitter’s current revenues.

Their flight tracking story is clearly meant to distract from the Tesla stock sale, right? This guy isn’t playing 3D chess.

s/their/this

yeah prob its silly tho cause most people dont care that he sold the stock and those who do will still notice

this is what Elon Musk was publicly saying on Twitter to Tesla shareholders on the days he was dumping $3.6 billion in $TSLA stock pic.twitter.com/gjl259CxpD

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 15, 2022

Elon founded Tesla but is now foundering.

help lol

Tesla should announce a buyback immediately and stop the dilution from Elons sales. It also allows the company to take advantage to the low share price Elon has created. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW TESLA BOD - @MartinViecha $tsla

— Ross Gerber (@GerberKawasaki) December 15, 2022

This in the qts from an Elon stan:

@GerberKawasaki you have to relax my friend. I’ve been badly hurt by the stock drop but I don’t want TSLA or Musk to run the company to support daily trades. Long vision + big goals = big future stock price. Everyone else is welcome to sell. https://t.co/aZpUsN2G7g

— Seth Champi (@SethChampi) December 15, 2022

once elon gets rid of the woke mind virus the stock will go through the roof

xp It's a very similar dynamic to that in which most Trump supporters find themselves.

what does TESLA BOD mean?

https://i.redd.it/gsc8ujrjc5k41.gif

Board Of Directors (I assume you knew that tho)

HELLO TESLA BOD CAN YOU HEAR ME IS ANYONE THERE

what does TESLA BOD mean?

like a normal bod only all crumpled up because your dumb self-driving car just self-drove into a brick wall

https://cdn.hswstatic.com/gif/nikola-tesla-orig.jpg

what does TESLA BOD mean?

When did Dr. Evil start sporting a rug?

The Martin Viecha those investor simps keep tagging is head of investor relations and his likes are quite interesting!

https://imagez.tmz.com/image/ef/1by1/2022/07/18/ef33dc7e1276494ab5509ae4efbae53f_xl.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/84/32/358432070e48b3dc7127508f2b03a713.jpg

as the owner of a torso not dissimilar to elon musk’s who has always struggled with body image issues, thanks to folks who keep posting those shirtless pics of elon for validating my suspicion that actually yeah people are laughing at me when i go swimming

Pure cuntery imo, considering everything else about him

thanks for speaking up, b.g. i'd really be happy if we collectively dropped the "bodyshaming is cool if the person is rich and powerful" kind of approach, which has been so widespread online, especially since Trump.

i don't think stevie, or any other individual poster, means ill --- but this stuff, collectively, does a LOT of collateral damage to many folks' emotional and even physical well-being.

Seriously, Elon having a normal middle-aged body is the most/only relatable thing about him.

Seems preferable to all the body-fat-obsessed CrossFit Silicon Valley bros.

i don't think stevie, or any other individual poster, means ill --- but this stuff, collectively, does a LOT of collateral damage to many folks' emotional and even physical well-being.

Apologies - wasn't thinking and it was massively insensitive and dick-ish of me. Will be sure to post more thoughtfully and avoid this sort of humour in the future.

you gotta go with this one cause being hosed down by a hollywood super agent is funny enough on its own, doesnt require body insults

https://i.imgur.com/KxS77eU.png

i do hope hes wearing some sunscreen tho damn

heh

Bellingcat Discord member Sepulco geolocated the video Elon Musk posted overnight, claiming to show a stalker, which he used to justify the banning of accounts that tracked flights. It's at 34.116175,-118.160635, not close to any airports.https://t.co/H4ibUozDKV pic.twitter.com/lNvvOKmvC4

— Eliot Higgins (@EliotHiggins) December 15, 2022

appreciate it, stevie. all good on my end.

is that Grimes' ass

dont think twitter can survive too much more of this sort of thing

Twitter's new head of trust and safety has invited QAnon-adjacent and publicity-hungry anti-trafficking group OUR (the subject of a criminal probe believed to be ongoing) to discuss a partnership. OUR tells me and @annamerlan it's "delighted" by the offer. https://t.co/R1SO9XRgqD

— Tim Marchman (@timmarchman) December 15, 2022

all my "who to follow"s were, about an hour ago, replaced by "Elon Musk." it's back to normal now.

lol

Since Musk took over my Who To Follows have been people like Michael Tracey