Elon Musk

Mon
Take Apple to task

Tue
Test Starship's Raptor 2 engines

Wed
Announce machine/brain interface human trials in <1 year

Thu
Deliver first 500-mile range $TSLA Semis

Fri
Reveal how politicians control MSM & social media

That's *some of* @elonmusk 's week.

What did you do?

— James Stephenson (@ICannot_Enough) December 2, 2022

Kings of yore had to pay their obsequious hangers on at least.

that guy would pay extra for twitter blue

Monday, take apple to task
Tuesday, rocketship go fast
Wednesday, a keyboardless bash
It's friday, make a kid

this happened in China. there was some discussion about whether this video was completely on the up and up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kf3I_OyDlI

lol Sufjan

That large penises are seen as desirable is just another symptom of western degeneration. Large penises are a sign of low intelligence and savage genetics. Small penises indicate high intelligence and aristocratic blood. pic.twitter.com/J0KKyGjFWj

— The Hellenist ☀️ (@The_Hellenist) December 5, 2022

AHHHHHH WHAT pic.twitter.com/H4nEqQnkJR

— Cosmic Jenny ~ ✨ (@jenny_b_3) December 5, 2022

"savage genetics" huh

I that guy would pay extra for twitter blue

He can afford it, he makes at least $785.40 a month from his Tesla fan blog

20+ Neuralink workers came forward to expose Elon Musk mishandling & abuse, leading to federal investigations with a long lists of his completely stupid and dangerous decisions.

"The company has killed about 1,500 animals" thanks to Elon's lack of skill.https://t.co/0QFS71qU8V

— Rafael Shimunov is on Mastodon (@rafaelshimunov) December 6, 2022

one presumes that if he were more skilled, there would be a lot more dead animals

It just made me think of this:

https://morbotron.com/video/S07E10/_HfuFe_Nz77iB0f23i5L7mr3puM=.gif

Killing dogs might be the only way to get people to turn on him en masse.

BTW I did work experience at a medical research lab and yeah they do not treat animals all that great, its kind of gross.

all the small penis trolling from Grimes is kind of ironic if you believe any of what Azealia Banks wrote about her experience "collaborating" with Grimes

i mean all those ppl are kind of terrible but banks can also be (meanly) funny

as soon as you hear that grimes smells like a roll of quarters you know its true

living my life specifically in a way that azealia will not cross my path and have the opportunity to roast me

feels like some law's gotta be broken here

Elon Musk has converted some rooms at Twitter HQ into bedrooms for employees as part of the "extremely hardcore" Twitter 2.0. They look like sad hotel rooms, per a photo shared with @Forbes. From me & @cfarivar https://t.co/G61HTgzFxg

— Katharine Schwab (@SchwabKatharine) December 6, 2022

UPDATE: Elon Musk terminated the contract employing the striking janitors.

"We have about 48 families out of work. And it just so happens that it’s three weeks before Christmas,” their union president said. https://t.co/RAzWmHMTPA

— More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) December 6, 2022

reading replies is broken for some users (not for me)

https://downdetector.com/status/twitter/

intermittently broken for me

it's happening! free us! pic.twitter.com/TZLbr2dTAL

— Atrios (@Atrios) December 6, 2022

funny that i just got an error that the tweet wouldn't load when i clicked on it to go over to twitter

User reports indicate possible problems at Twitter

Yeah, no shit.

Very broken for me today in terms of retrieving replies. Thought I had been "shadow suspended" at first

the api is just returning a 403 and a file called error_log.json that's empty

haa

my bots are still tweeting fwiw

downdetector says whatever happened is over :-(

start a hot news rumor on Twitter, get it going again

like a celebrity death or something

Blake Lively, Blake Lively died....that'll generate traffic and overload servers

I mean if the World Cup hasn't done it...

xxxp random restaurant is one of the accounts I liked best on twitter.

thank u kindly

make a website for it

i could i guess

i also told someone i would put it on mastadon lol

apparently theres one for bots not sure how that works

it does sounds good tho

mastodon is a janky twitter clone attached to badly-designed protocols in 2023 websites are coming back

i wish i was better at computers i would build a twitter rival that uses ai to constantly change its ui based on usage patterns, it would be the worst thing ever

yeah that sounds horrible

just let the computer do whatever it wants, its computer time now

mastodon needs more good bots

lol I was dreaming of a Twitter rip-off last night which just squashes it into a random sort of classic Winamp skins on each refresh

eq sliders as a means of rating each tweet

ha nice yeah we need to bring that

Ah yes

Elon Musk's business confidants are sleeping in new bedrooms at Twitter HQ that have been converted from unused offices. Musk is having one made for him. https://t.co/Y3rq9WWEtC

— Business Insider (@BusinessInsider) December 6, 2022

tired: work from home
wired: home at work

next hot trend: indentured servitude, but with an attractive salary

Plus handy for a CEO with a history of sexual harassment.

i'm finding that tweet clickthrus from newsletters (and on ilx) are breaking in chrome/mac, started during the elon era