Why would he be on there? He can’t be President.
― castanuts (DJP), Sunday, 4 December 2022 12:30 (one year ago) link
and that's why it would be perfect in our world d
also im brain dead now
― i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Sunday, 4 December 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link
I dont think the Founding Fathers would have wanted to prevent a white billionaire from becoming president just because he was born in South Africa. Lets rip up the constitution and start again.
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Sunday, 4 December 2022 16:46 (one year ago) link
It will 100% be DeSantis
― عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Sunday, 4 December 2022 20:08 (one year ago) link
And 1 cent for Ted Cruz is just *kiss*
― عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Sunday, 4 December 2022 20:09 (one year ago) link
Biden v DeSantis: Ghoul Fite
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 4 December 2022 21:57 (one year ago) link
Don't know how important this will be in the grand scheme of things
Scoop: Trump owed hidden debt while in office. https://t.co/XHvBPPZmHG— Dan Alexander (@DanAlexander21) December 4, 2022
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 5 December 2022 02:34 (one year ago) link
Well now he’s finally toast
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Monday, 5 December 2022 20:11 (one year ago) link
Yup, he's done [Muellersmirking.jpg]
― Evan, Monday, 5 December 2022 20:44 (one year ago) link
https://i.giphy.com/media/k49oXgsKbVQ4g/giphy.gif
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 5 December 2022 20:46 (one year ago) link
"I've got hidden debt too! He's just a regular guy like me, that why blah blah blah..." - 40% of Americans
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 5 December 2022 20:50 (one year ago) link
Also:
[PictureofTrumpfacewhilezonedoutandgassy.jpg] He knows he's done
― Evan, Monday, 5 December 2022 20:55 (one year ago) link
Ah of course:
Lawyers for former president Donald Trump found at least two items marked classified after an outside team hired by Trump searched a storage unit in West Palm Beach, Fla., used by the former president, according to people familiar with the matter.
"Wait you mean I wasn't supposed to put the nuclear codes over in my local Public Storage?"
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:36 (one year ago) link
Well, I'm sure that's all of them.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:37 (one year ago) link
Thinking about Trump’s need to stay relevant and be in the headlines all the time. I’m starting to rethink my default stance which is that he needs to die or go to prison as soon as possible. If he manages to cling to life and relevance for another decade or two- how much chaos and dissension can he throw into the Republican ranks going forward? The more that Republican leadership finds it necessary to repudiate him or what he says- he has always had a need to punch back harder- how will it feel for them now, the more that his ire is turned toward those who had enabled him in the past? They have a monster to deal with now, who commands a huge portion of their support but who no longer has the ability to win big elections for them. I had hoped back in 2016 that he would fracture the Republican party and dash their plans, hopes, and expectations for the next several decades. Obviously his winning the presidency was a disaster from which we will take generations to recover- especially as regards the Supreme Court- but lately it’s starting to feel more like he is an albatross around their necks. I’m honestly starting to root for him to continue fucking up their plans to dominate the country and rewrite the Constitution, as opposed to just dying and getting swept under the rug. I’m not sure how this makes me feel- I’ve been monitoring the news daily for over 5 years now, waiting for him to die so I can dance on his grave. Now, I kind of want to see how much damage he can do to the Republican party. He’s like a wild card that they somehow never adequately planned for turning against them.
― epistantophus, Thursday, 8 December 2022 00:01 (one year ago) link
I think Dem leadership feels the same as you... he's become a useful anchor in statewide races, as was proven yesterday in Georgia
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 8 December 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link
Him running for president from prison would be almost as funny as him going to prison would be satisfying
― more crankable (sic), Thursday, 8 December 2022 01:08 (one year ago) link
YES
Oh my goodness Trump’s “major announcement” is even more pathetic than I anticipated pic.twitter.com/5IzjklP7Fo— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 15, 2022
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:19 (one year ago) link
I thought this was Christmas not April 1st?
― Gulf VAR Syndrome (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:21 (one year ago) link
Limited edition digital cards? So ... NFTs.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:24 (one year ago) link
raise up off these NFTscos you gets none of deez
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link
gotta admit--that is some amazing ART
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:34 (one year ago) link
very much like a baseball card, but hopefully much more exciting.
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link
It's been a long time since I've seen a trading card this exciting
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:43 (one year ago) link
lol it really grosses me out when he or whoever writes his tweets imitates his speaking style but in tweet form (the “i believe” thrown in there at the end)
― lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:52 (one year ago) link
he is the reigning "trump champion" it's right on the blet
― normal AI yankovic (Hunt3r), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:55 (one year ago) link
He really loves wrestling belts.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:56 (one year ago) link
Super heroes usually have big belts that they win by beating bad guys it's true
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:59 (one year ago) link
Each Digital Trading Card (NFT) is not only a rare collectible, it automatically enters YOU INTO A SWEEPSTAKES for a chance to win 1000’s of incredible prizes and meet the one and only #45! There's no purchase necessary to enter!
exciting doesn't half cover it
― I did see Xhaka crotchgrab (breastcrawl), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:01 (one year ago) link
another classic Trump moment
― circa1916, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link
i hope the hinternets track til there's a winner and a ceremony/intro
― normal AI yankovic (Hunt3r), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:03 (one year ago) link
its funny to imagine that thirsty scammers around him have likely spent countless hours trying to explain NFTs to him in order to convince him to sign off on any # of NFT crap but he didnt get it, and what finally made it click is the comparison to baseball cards, something he understands & remembers
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:07 (one year ago) link
Do the cards have stats?
Would be funny if it was like a Magic the Gathering card or Pokemon or something, and he got all his people trading, and battling or hunting snipes or whatever it is people do with those cards.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link
I would pay good money to watch Trump try to explain exactly what an NFT is. xp
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:16 (one year ago) link
There's one card in the video where Trump (looking like Nicolai Carpathian) is having dinner with a couple while Armageddon rages outside
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:18 (one year ago) link
I really hope I get one these for christmas
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link
omg this is the promo video from trump's nft card project, im dying. this clown. maybe now people will believe that im not making this up!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/4Cx9u3Xe6E— Oliver Willis (@owillis) December 15, 2022
The video is peak Trump. "Dinner with me. I don't know if that's an amazing price, but it's what we have."
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:22 (one year ago) link
Once more life imitates On Cinema at the Cinema--Tim Heidecker came out trading cards earlier this year. At least those were physical cards, though!
― blatherskite, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:29 (one year ago) link
No Purchase Necessary for the sweepstakes? Is that for some legal reason?
― jmm, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:31 (one year ago) link
the laser eyes?? the unbelievable crappiness? it’s a fuckin lot, people
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link
xpost yes
dying
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkB_zvQXEAACGJb?format=png&name=small
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:35 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkCAoV8XoAMVeXW?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:36 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/xOXXUz8.png
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:37 (one year ago) link
That infomercial is amazing.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link
AI art has really come a long way, huh?
― sleeve, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link
i appreciate how traditional all these are astronaut army man fancy boy thats the american male
Trump's "major announcement" turns out to be a series of $99 NFTs that are ugly even by the usual NFT standards. pic.twitter.com/f6r80q2PgB— Will Sommer (@willsommer) December 15, 2022
You might think the Trump NFTs are a scam. But if you buy 45 pics of an NFT like Shotgun Trump or Wall Street Trump — so, roughly $4500 worth — you get a ticket for a "Gala Dinner with Trump" pic.twitter.com/cDqlekG87Y— Will Sommer (@willsommer) December 15, 2022
i am going to acquire this Donald Trump NFT because it is the everyday looking version of him that we all know and love pic.twitter.com/zVnAS3H6xk— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 15, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link
― blatherskite, Thursday, December 15, 2022 11:29 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
oh my god it's the exact same vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTHw6xryUIU
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link
I want pictures of everybody who buys one of these, can I get that via a FOIA request
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
the fuckin gold bars one haaaaa
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkCM4i7XgAE5faF?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link