Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:54 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

RIP Big Man?

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:55 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

My ex-girlfriend used to say that

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:56 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

When you came?

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:58 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Yeh, that was too far.

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:58 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

"Vagina. It's not a clown car."

Fresco!

"Ewwww!"

Perra caliente!

Conversely, one might reasonably assert that, Fresh! Hot dog! is something you'd say immediately prior to the onset of sexual activities, not the moment of climax.

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

"Willkommen in Finland"

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

^^^ this, again

"you cant tell but i am also pooping rightnow"

BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

WHO'S THE DADDY?????!!!!!!!! Is there ANYTHING ELSE (?????) on Maury??? EVER????????

DEEP FRIED EVERYTHING

what have you learned from the Twilight Zone?

I'm Batman!

(with apologies to Alan Partridge and ITR)

"Have you ever chewed tobacco?"

"they moved the aspie next to me-at-work"

SLACKER

ok ffs people these don't have to be thread-titles

^^^this, btw

Are these celebrities really ugly?

"I was just saying that people who get a university degree and then go on to spend the rest of their lives working as office temps or video store employees or whatever and then...uuugghhhhhh"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Burt Stanton!"

SERENITY NOW!

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

^^^ this, again

-- HI DERE, Thursday, October 18, 2007 6:06 PM (Thursday, October 18, 2007 6:06 PM) Bookmark Link

noch einmal

"noch einmal"

THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

CUSTOS THREAD

Penis über Gesicht

Judge me not, conspiracy theorists

+f "we want hen fap" = not found

go figure

CUT THE MIDRANGE, DROP THE BASS!

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"

-- gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:58 (1 year ago) Link

this is the best one.

uh

let's see if ILX can refrain from posting the more expressive current thread-titles to this thread in an unfunny custosesque spew

"I'm spewing" - which can have several interpretations

JGO, standing up for restraint

"release my minions!"

"Is this some sort of coded language?"

"Never go full retard"

http://www.comicvsaudience.net/images/flow_sex.jpg

[gasp!] [gasp!] I think that the problem with this video is it is highly derivative of many popular bands within the genre. Although when viewed on its own merits, it does have a deeper groove. However what it has in groove it lacks in originality. One can't help but be reminded of such bands as Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Suicidal Tendancies and other bands that bear the mantle of so called "Alternative Rock". One is even reminded of Laurie Anderson when she wore curlers. Hehehmhm! This video speaks less to the heart and more to the sphincter. In closing, I think Korn would do well to learn more from -

"M'am, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your hate speech on our property. We have not and will not charge you a cent and you're free to take your business elsewhere. I'd rather not call the police, but if you insist on continuing to disturb our guests I will. Please leave."

during cunnilingus: "OM NOM NOM!"

BRING BACK MY SNOWMAN MOTRHERFUCKINGFUCKER

Soylent Green is people!

Ok, click Start, All Programs, Connect to. Now tell me exactly what comes up on the screen. Great. Right click on ISPNAME connection. got it. no, Right Click. Yes, we'll have to do it all again.

ahaha that flow chart