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No, but seriously - there must be hiphop tracks describing wangs, right?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

the 'inserting message' thing takes on new meaning with this thread

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

My cock:

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/cock.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not fancy

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

it is very proud, though

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

mine is several shades darker than the rest of my body's skin tone, oddly enough. there's a mole-like spot on the head (no not that kind you sick fuxorz). curves to the left (my left, anyway).

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

wham! rap and he was gay w/ a police man, get it?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Why did I click on this thread? I mean, i tried, but it wa simpossible to resist.

Oh and regarding foreskin you don't really get anymore pleasure from having it cause it ends up getting pulled back pretty quick.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but seriously - there must be hiphop tracks describing wangs, right?

There are quite a few Wu-Tang I gotta big dick raps.

From Wildflowers, a Ghostface track,

"Remember when I long-dicked you and broke your ovary?
You crab bitch, chickenhead hoe, eatin' heros
I'm the first nigga that had you watchin flicks by DeNiro[...]
I fucked you while you was bleedin, held you down in malls
Sexually you worshipped my di-dick like a cross[...]
But fuck it, I fucked you on a chair with three legs
Broken tables, had you screamin while you was bitin on my cables
Whistlin to the washing machine, I threw it on spin
If your pussy dry, spit on my dick and put it in
My dick's the bomb baby, marvelous hot steak
Plus I'm conceited Starks make the biggest so-called rape"

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

'Jimbrowski' by Jungle Bros

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lambiek.net/artists/tom_of_finland/tom_bikers2.jpg

― andy, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

'Marvelous hot steak' sounds curiously quaint.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

(i have actually submitted a serious pic for an artist friend of mine... i'm not into posting it on my local host though, for several reasons.. not that it's anything to get too excited about anyway... but if someone else is willing to host it, i will send the pic)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

That sounds like Nigerian fraudster spam gone wrong.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

My Wiener (although, technically speaking, she's a Wienerin) is blonde, about 5'3" and thin, younger looking than she is, and quite lovely. She's in the other room now, sleeping with the cat. She's also very excited that we're moving to Vienna in the next few months.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

*insert King Missile song here*

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but seriously - there must be hiphop tracks describing wangs, right?

if Schoolly D's "Mr. Big Dick" wasn't obvious enough...

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.findagrave.com/meatpage/libbysvienna.jpg

― andy, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

If there weren't reason enough to boycott Nestlé already..

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

my dad took the skin from my brother's and my circumsision and made wallets out of them

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

when you rub them they turn into suitcases

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I heard that as a Jewish joke at school.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I ponder this thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I ponder all the tit-talk that's gone before and then wonder why the hell no one sez shit on this one. or do I actually?

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

what do you mean "shit"?

I liked yr honest answer matos. people should be so squeamish about their bodies.

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"penises look funny", therefore jokes dominate moreso than critical phallic discussion.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(sigh, I miss anthony.. we really need a thread on the phallus: the art and criticisms thereof)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Keep your threads away from my phalllus.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

My answer was both entirely serious and entirely honest.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

It was sweet. I love hearing about disembodied wieners.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I was being petulant, sorry. But there is this weird thing where if a guy talks about his cock he's seen to be (or maybe more to the point AFRAID of seeming to be) bragging about it or something. Or just being pervy. Whereas women talk about their boobs all the time. I suppose it's not really analagous, though, the way there would be if there were more straight-up vag talk.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Vag Talk, with your host: Barbara Walters

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we talk about treasure trails and man nipples and make a compromise?

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I keep on adding "if you love hip hop" to the thread title.

blount I thought just porn stars did the band-around-the-sack thing

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously though, if anyone really wants to see mine, just send an email to d o n u t b i z i t c h (at) h o t m a i l (dot) c o m and i'll send a pic back. don't care if you're anonymous or not. it's just a dick.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

(keep in mind i'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow morning, so i may not get to the, haha, "mounds" of requests right away)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Almond Joy's got nuts--Mounds don't

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

let show you baby i'm a talented boy

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

my dick smells like cinnamon and if you suck on it long enough there's gold inside - come here i'll show you!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i once wrote a paper on the penis in contempary art, i used lots of freud.

― anthony, Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

ipsofacto's penis sculpture to thread!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon folks, if you all don't start posting pics of your dicks, how will I be able to photoshop them into a bag? There's the bigger picture to think of here.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

ouch.

― andy, Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

honestly, I'm still trying to figure out how to describe mine, and whether or not that gets me off the hook for the breasts thread.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"your fireman is very magical;
if you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye."

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Where I come from, length, circumference, circumcision status, and any notable landmarks is the proper way to describe one's penis.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

To quote my friend Laura who yelled it out a car window on a roadtrip while passing several construction workers: SHOW US YOUR DICKS!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Did they?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

how about this: ringed, wrinkly, medium-sized, friendly, underemployed.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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