Taking Sides: Judy Garland vs Marilyn Monroe

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They were both trying too hard, it was a huge part of their charm and of course ultimately their tragedy but I guess I'll leave that kind of statement to Biography.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

MM was funny which I don't remember Judy ever being much.

She has her moments, The Pirate (which otherwise isn't very good) and the pre-tragic stuff in Star Is Born come to mind. There's a hilarious clip of her on an old Jack Paar show re-enacting Marlene Dietrich at a party playing a record of one of MD's live performances -- consisting entirely of applause.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

That sounds hilarious- maybe.

It's too bad they got rid of the Biography clock in Columbus Circle.

Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link

NO WAI

The roof of my old building used to stare straight at that Biography clock. It wouldn't even seem like...Columbus Circle, now. I mean, there isn't really much to lose about that area of town now but c'mon. :(

I used to love how it'd interrupt the weather forecast to announce who they were Biography-ing that week. "78 F WITH A CHANCE OF...HANK AZARIA AT 8PM WEDS...SHOWERS"

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Elaine Stritch in her solo show quoting JG in a bar at 8a.m. after a marathon post-opening wingding: "Elaine, I never thought I'd say this, but ... good night."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

also, in what f-ing universe is this not a beauty?

this one?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

She's beautiful!

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I could cite a million reasons why, for example: her acting out the day's rehearsal for James Mason in A Star Is Born


OTMest thing ever said, by the way. Probably my new favoriute musical number of all time.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I used to love how it'd interrupt the weather forecast to announce who they were Biography-ing that week. "78 F WITH A CHANCE OF...HANK AZARIA AT 8PM WEDS...SHOWERS"
Yeah, exactly, that's what I'm talking about.

Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link

She's beautiful!

there's no such thing as objective beauty!

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

or universal taste!

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

In what way does she not meet a Hollywood standard of beauty, regardless of your personal opinion vis a vis her attractiveness, however?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know, maybe she does; I'm not really sure what a Hollywood "standard" of beauty is/was, though

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

You're a smart guy, figure it out.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

She's cute all right, but some kind of Joan Crawford-style creepiness crept in at some point and stuck around for long enough to retroactively affect her more youthful good looks.

Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Being a middle-aged addict will do that to a gal (and that's when they become food for drag queens).

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

lol @ "not a beauty"/"no such thing as beauty"

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

i think there's such a thing as beauty, but someone else is going to disagree with me about what i find beautiful. because i feel in the minority on the subject, i like to assert my position and challenge the dominant narrative (especially because i think it's responsible for lots of non-ugly people feeling ugly, and therefore unjust).

(and perhaps i'm being purposefully obtuse in a sense in saying that i don't know what a hwood std of beauty is, but in another sense i'm really not - there's hardly a single mold that "beautiful hollywood stars" fall into these days, and i think that's been true for quite some time)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait a minute gabbneb are you saying beauty is ... in the eye of the beholder???

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

well i didn't think it had to be said

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Is there in truth no beauty?

Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Ooooooohhhhh, so you were referring to yourself as a universe. I see.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

You are being purposefully obtuse; if there was no such thing as a basic, albeit vague, Hollywood standard of female beauty, approximately 17,000 ILX threads (including several you've contributed to) would not exist. You know exactly what I am talking about. She definitely falls well within the range of "conventionally attractive," regardless of an individual's opinion of whether or not her physical type appeals to them. I mean, I really doubt every single person in the world finds Marilyn Monroe to be the epitome of gorgeous but everyone will agree she meets (and kind of, not to use the word twice, but epitomizes) the standards set by Hollywood (and in turn our western society blah blah blah blah blah blah blah).

I don't really find Judy Garland to be personally attractive but I don't really understand the idea that she doesn't meet the general standard, and she's certainly by no means an ugly woman, and I really don't understand perfectly intelligent, well-read, educated people arguing with me on the idea that societal/Hollywood benchmarks of "objective" attractiveness exist, whether or not the individual agrees with them.

Granted Ken L OTM re: retroactive effects of aging badly.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean for heaven's sake, if this standard didn't exist and wasn't pretty well accepted as a general realm of "acceptable," where on earth do you get off placing yourself in "the minority" on the subject of what is beautiful, and why would supposedly ugly people feel they fell short of--NO!--some arbitrary standard?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Woah! Great thread revival!

I agree with Allyzay.

the bellefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I wasn't calling her unattractive (though I too don't find her personally attractive), but to me, beautiful implies something more than ordinary. Sure, you can say that any movie star can be presumed to be more than ordinary, but was there really a time when the conventional straight male wisdom deemed Judy Garland "beautiful"? (or was there a conventional straight male wisdom only about who consitutes a sex symbol? she wasn't ever one, right?) i could well be ignorant here.

If Marilyn is the standard, I don't see how Judy fits it.

I mean for heaven's sake, if this standard didn't exist and wasn't pretty well accepted as a general realm of "acceptable," where on earth do you get off placing yourself in "the minority" on the subject of what is beautiful, and why would supposedly ugly people feel they fell short of--NO!--some arbitrary standard?

I admit that I'm not trying very hard, and am going on 3 hrs sleep, but I don't know what this means.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Both tragic pill-popping Hollywood casualties who don't do an immense amount for me. Though I like Marilyn in Seven Year Itch, I have to give it to Judy for her rendition of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas in Meet Me in St. Louis.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

FWIW, I was anti-Marilyn for a long time- until I watched Niagara, which cured me.

Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost
3 days' sleep on that one wouldn't help....

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

actually, i think i figured it out. ally's just referring to the prevailing standard of beauty, which i think it's accurate to say hollywood creates/reinforces. but i'm thinking of this construct in the context of particular big hollywood stars, and i'm not sure it really applies. i think there are many such stars, past and present, who, though they probably meet some minimum threshold of conventional physical acceptability, might not be deemed physically extraordinary if they were not hollywood stars (which they became at least in part for other reasons), or are not deemed physically extraordinary even though they are hollywood stars. is it really the conventional wisdom that julia roberts is beautiful? sorry to draw out a tangential point.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

her breaking down and crying in the judge's office in The Clock
I'm trying to watch The Clock but thinking about how she and Robert Walker both ended up is making it difficult.

Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Friday, 9 June 2006 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

five years pass...
three weeks pass...

I'd vote Judy against anybody but I'm watching The Misfits right now and Marilyn's performance is just so good. So good. The loss to film that her early death represents is if anything understated imo.

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 20 August 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah; i think i was either expecting, or started reading her performance as, one of those lazy 'woman descends into madness on account of being a woman' '50s, '60s things (key text: the wrong man), but she really owns it, is electric & on another weird, unsteady orbit from everyone else in it. that film mainly comes back to me because the horse-product change-up metaphor seems really powerful, like 'generationally', but i could totally rescreen for marilyn. probably kinda harrowing to think about how luminous the characters she played were in earlier stuff like all about eve, & why that all changed.

sweatpants life trajectory (schlump), Saturday, 20 August 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

so did any Londoners see the Declining Judy musical? coming to NY.

http://www.endoftherainbowbroadway.com/

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 March 2012 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

I stayed near where they're doing that a few weeks back and was so excited by the marquee that I went inside the theatre to see if maybe they were in rehearsals. too early in the day, but they were setting up, I felt a sort of kid-hanging-around-after-the-circus thrill. I'm in town for my own rehearsals next week, may try to take in a preview

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 12 March 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

ten months pass...

We saw "Don't Bother To Knock" tonight. Would anyone like to explain that movie to me?

― adaml (adaml), Sunday, October 19, 2003 3:06 AM (9 years ago)

My feeling exactly. They wanted Marilyn Monroe in a movie, which required that they make a movie. After that, I'm lost.

clemenza, Monday, 11 February 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

I did end up seeing End of the Rainbow in NY, by the way. Amazing performance by the lead, which sort of seemed the point of the whole thing - how much it takes out of a person to be Judy Garland, even just for a few hours. It did a good job of conveying how important her work was to her: not just as career, not just as self-validation, but as something with which she was deeply in love, something to which she was genuinely devoted.

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 11 February 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

she'd be 91 today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z7C_TWXdGY

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 10 June 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

Showed my class half of "Over the Rainbow" and all of "The Man That Got Away" this morning.

clemenza, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link

good job. <3

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 06:14 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

on the "Man That Got Away" long take

In a way, the entire balance of the movie’s 3-hour running time is consumed by finding the words to describe what Judy Garland’s got.

http://10oclockdot.tumblr.com/post/145660558378/regimes-of-time-great-long-takes-ep-20-the-man

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 June 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

Hollywood knew exactly what to do with MM's talents and she had a place waiting for her in the showcase that she filled to perfection.

After JG outgrew her "oh gosh, oh gee" juvenile roles opposite Mickey Rooney, Hollywood never figured out how to use JG's talents to good purpose. It's not that she wasn't massively talented so much as she didn't fit well into any of the obvious slots and they tossed her aside.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 10 June 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link

well her well-chronicled problems/unreliability on-set didn't help.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 June 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

I thought JG was quite good in the early (Hollywood-produced) Cassavetes film A Child Is Waiting (1963). Have no idea about what was going on behind the scenes though. It lost money, so there's that.

Josefa, Friday, 10 June 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

Renee Zellweger in a film about JG's 1968 London concerts

http://deadline.com/2018/02/finn-wittrock-jessie-buckley-cast-jud-garland-movie-renee-zellweger-1202287119/

I'm not sure we need movies about her, especially the final years...

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link

FFS, is there any way to kill this genre of starlet biogs? (See also, or rather DO NOT SEE Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool.) Is this honestly the only way to get female-fronted films made these days?

Polly of the Pre-Codes (j.lu), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link

are any of them making money?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

(i don't think 46-yo end-of-the-road Judy was a starlet tho... these suffering-female-star bio-mellers have been around since at least the '30s)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:55 (six years ago) link

For those who think that Marilyn Monroe couldn't act, just realize that she created the "Marilyn Monroe" persona, which seem to have become one of the most enduring characters ever to come out of Hollywood. It's not a deep or nuanced character, but it is primal, something more than just a sexpot, and it belongs to her above anyone else.

Garland, otoh, was a far more impressive and versatile talent and she would win in a walk in the 'who'd you want to share a beer with' voting.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link


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