― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:26 (twenty years ago) link
"Is he going into convulsions?"
"Not yet!"
I live next to the West Hollywood Russian mafia.
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:26 (twenty years ago) link
A: They don't have any [insert female recording artist name here] CDs!!!!
B: Maybe they're sold-out.
A: Maybe they're just SEXIST!
I also heard them complaining that the store didn't have "enough" Sex Pistols records, whatever that means. Oh, Berkeley..
― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:53 (twenty years ago) link
"What's a glory hole?"
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:48 (twenty years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:52 (twenty years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:28 (twenty years ago) link
Exec1: They've got 35 buildings on 29 locations, 900 employees...looks like we've hit the glory hole with this one.Exec2: "glory hole"? What kind of expression is that?
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 18:34 (twenty years ago) link
― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:00 (twenty years ago) link
So, there wasn't a demo either? Sad.
While waiting in front of a girl said to her friend at the Post Office, this morn:
"He's such an ass! Had the nerve to hold up the dildo like a sword."
Was dying to ask her whether he was willing to bend over, natch.
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:24 (twenty years ago) link
First: "She's always locking everything up, she.."
Second: "Yeah, she's always putting everything in boxes.."
First: "...that lock."
― webcrack (music=crack), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 22:57 (twenty years ago) link
― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:30 (twenty years ago) link
"So you were less surprised at getting hit by a bus than at me getting engaged?!"
― Anna (Anna), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago) link
Prof.:...and that's when man found out he had idle time to do whatever he pleased.Student: Oh, yeah! That's where they fry the codfish!
WTF?! Mind you, this little exchange was all in Spanish.
― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago) link
― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 00:10 (twenty years ago) link
(whilst walking down polk st. in san francisco)"I dont give a fuck, I'm just tryin' to eat the pussy"
― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 00:11 (twenty years ago) link
Not really. It was just complete nonsense as far as I'm concerned. Maybe she was into Dada.
― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 00:47 (twenty years ago) link
"So welcome to the team. We'll have some laughs! But it'll be hard work, too."
― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 01:12 (twenty years ago) link
later, to be completed by my friend--
"when you stab a starving baby, it doesn't scream, it just dies! Huh? huh?"
― chris dewolf (Chris DeWolf), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 02:34 (twenty years ago) link
As most of you know, I am proud mother to a rather precociouus 6 year old boy. I have never been more proud than when I overheard this just now:
Zoe (the dog): barks, jumps on bed, walks aroundS: "Zoe, get off me, you're stepping on my balls!"
Fin.
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 07:27 (twenty years ago) link
Middle aged, average looking woman to middle aged husband(Shouting. Loud. From back of bus to front, holding up mobile phone as if by way of explantion and utter deadpan, with no hint of irony at all...)
IAN, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I ASKED YOU WHO'S THE DADDY NOW?
― Jim Robinson (Original Miscreant), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 18:36 (twenty years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 18:48 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:01 (twenty years ago) link
"..you're a bastard, and now you're even making me smell men's piss!"
― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago) link
― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 12:22 (twenty years ago) link
12 year old Kid on Bus #1: you shit!
12 year old Kid on Bus #2: you wanker!
12 year old Kid on Bus #1: you bastard!
12 year old Kid on Bus #2: you asshole!
12 year old Kid on Bus #1: you paedophile!
― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 12:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 12:45 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 27 February 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 27 February 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 27 February 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago) link
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 27 February 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago) link
Chubby Kid (to friend): Yo...DUCK, son!
― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Friday, 27 February 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link
The restaurant lull didn't last long enough for me to hear what came next, and I almost made a thread asking ILE to guess, cause I keep making guesses myself.
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 27 February 2004 21:46 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 February 2004 22:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 February 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 February 2004 22:16 (twenty years ago) link
― winterland, Saturday, 28 February 2004 10:43 (twenty years ago) link
WTF this woman was in her 20s.
― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 28 February 2004 11:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Sunday, 29 February 2004 10:40 (twenty years ago) link
― NA (Nick A.), Sunday, 29 February 2004 15:50 (twenty years ago) link
A family at Old Country Buffet, on a separate occasion: Boy (to teenage girl): Boy, you sure like salt.Girl: Not as much as your aunt does.Boy (to woman): Why do you like salt so much?Woman: I need it for my ears. It keeps the water out of em.
― kirsten (kirsten), Sunday, 29 February 2004 16:20 (twenty years ago) link
Taller, okder gay guy: Yeah. My mom uses this cleaner that's really good.
Shorter, younger gay guy: Would it work.
Tall: Oh yeah. It's really good. It has a nice smell too.
Short: What is it?!! Really?
Tall: I'm not sure?
Short: Where does she get it?
Tall: I think at work.
Short: Wouldn't it be great if we could use it?
― Aja (aja), Sunday, 29 February 2004 16:26 (twenty years ago) link
"Hi this is CB from [magazine]. We're trying to build a unicycle and we wondered if you had any spanners?"
― Anna (Anna), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:22 (twenty years ago) link
― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago) link
incredibly high scratchy scouse accents.
voice1:Look at these olives.voice2:Olives!voice1:Dese ones are stuffed with pimento!voice2:Woz pimento?voice1:Don't fuckin' know.
― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago) link
"It's not swearing if you say ship. Ship! Ship! See, it's alright. I said Ship! SHIP!"
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago) link