Twitter C/D

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it shall all be revealed

The best possible outcome here is that the Saudis get mad enough about their investment to have him killed.

― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, December 2, 2022 3:01 PM (seventeen minutes ago)

lmao inshallah

dude coulda been Iron Man, now he's a carnival barker

In ten minutes it'll be forty minutes past forty minutes from the time he said it'd be another forty minutes

just some last minute (all of it) fact checking to wrap up

maybe he's just by himself and can't get the powerpoint to work

I honestly am starting to feel sick inside… he would definitely have tweeted again by now… something is up!!!

— Victoria Vallone (@wildhoneyart) December 2, 2022

MSM GOT IM

Lol he had TAIBBI write it?

1. Thread: THE TWITTER FILES

— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) December 2, 2022

elon got that havana

lmao what is taibbi doing

the first replies I saw are just too stupid to even read the thread for lulz

It’s truly Frankensteinian

here's some kind of shortcut to read the thread:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1598822959866683394.html

is the taibbi what musk was talking about he hasnt said anything

Something something Hillary

Is this just some windup to get people eyeballing twatter? Cos its clearly working. But Tabibi is basically posting like

and then

you wont believe this

twitter deleted some files which

get this

etc

ah there we go ok

Here we go!! 🍿🍿 https://t.co/eILK9f3bAm

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 2, 2022

AFAICT it amounts to 'people with the Biden campaign asked Twitter to take down posts,' which is going to be catnip to the usual psychos and absolutely irrelevant to normal people.

(also FWIW I think it should have all been left up because the President's dirtbag son is funny)

I think the comedy is kinda over for me at this point someone let me know if he dies in a windsurfing accident

But what about Hunter's laptop?

"If you want Hunter to drop the laptop off at the shop, turn to page 61..."

getting taibbi to do the thread is honestly pretty funny

the Nunes Memo, the Durham Report, and now... The TWITTER FILES

I think folks will find this verrrrryyyy interesting

xp Glenn must be raging he didn’t get the scoop

please tweet at taibbi to request he post the images of Hunter cranking hog

xp We can only hope.

I assume Glenn was too busy maintaining a vigil for Bolsonaro's health.

lol

this is really not what micro-blogging was intended for iirc

Wait so the smoking gun supressed story is from the NY Post?! Forgive me if my eyebrow arches right off my freaking face here.

Isnt Tabibi supposed to be reputable?

hes long past that point

Morbs is dead so I'm not sure who he'd still be reputable with

whole thread is super inside baseball and pretty boring

Yeah I mean it’s shit only brain-diseased Montanans care about

It seems remarkably boring even by this man’s standards

wait, I mean: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💥💥💥💥💥

wow the people at twitter, a private company, were more worried about their own content policy than the bill of rights? crazy stuff here

he’s so bad at this, he fucked up numbering tweets and then stopped doing it

or did two of them get CENSORED?!

more like a bill of goods (what weve been sold here, by elon musk and matt taibbi)

can’t believe nudes posted without consent got removed, where’s your God now

he should have paywalled each of these tweets to claw some cash back

lmao

I've pulled web archives of 3 of these tweets.

All three are homemade Hunter Biden porn and Hunter Biden dick pics pulled from his laptop.

These tweets don't contain any info on Hunter's business dealings. Just porn.

Can't immediately find archives of the other 2 tweets https://t.co/WEcPTEu4Cf

— Andrew Kerr (@AndrewKerrNC) December 3, 2022

we got 'im brandon's going down

the only thing that can save him is a second laptop with more hunter hog

What I’m getting from this:
- everyone should be forced to see Hunter Biden‘s dick constantly, wafting into your timeline between Nazis and pictures of cars on fire

this is not an adequate a/b test - whoever’s sitting on the pee tape needs to release it so we can see whether it gets liquidated with equal rapidity

Hunter sues Musk for revenge porn dissemination
Hunter takes ownership of Twitter
Twitter is run by Hunter’s Chinese spymaster

musk is clearly having fun with his new toy

matt taibi: 172/ and don’t forget, you can rent out your timeshare! also: you can always refinance later at a lower rate. it would be a shame to miss out on this offer, which my manager says I absolutely cannot offer again after today, because we’re losing money here

— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) December 3, 2022