"I have just been threatened with a lawsuit by the Biden family. as a result, I have banned the Bidens from Twitter, so the lawsuit will not continue."
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 December 2022 22:29 (one year ago) link
wow big news from akm
― mh, Friday, 2 December 2022 22:30 (one year ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9LWAwWwIe7Y/hqdefault.jpg
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 2 December 2022 22:31 (one year ago) link
https://compote.slate.com/images/bb69fb1d-40fb-448a-9035-98e6b67beb8e.png?crop=590%2C334%2Cx0%2Cy0&width=1440
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 December 2022 22:34 (one year ago) link
zingerzzzz
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 2 December 2022 22:38 (one year ago) link
yesterday when elon was hinting at revealing the behind the scenes story of the laptop an ex twitter person was like hes certainly not going to tell you who told us where the laptop came from, so fill in the blanks idk something like the fbi told us some dark money gop group concocted it, the cia told us it was russia, idk maybe theyll tell us after elon lies about it
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 December 2022 22:39 (one year ago) link
of course elon could easily be like twitter suppressed the story just because the fbi told them it was a russian psyop isnt that terrible
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 December 2022 22:41 (one year ago) link
What is there to tell about this story, I thought the various companies were advised that it was a political and potential legal liability for various reasons and they have advertisers so? Was there supposed to be more
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Friday, 2 December 2022 22:44 (one year ago) link
saw someone commenting “now the other half of the country will find about about this story!!!” bitch I don’t even live in your fucking country and I know about it because none of you ever shut up about it
guess well find out, maybe
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 December 2022 22:45 (one year ago) link
Twitter is America, America is Twitter.
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 December 2022 22:48 (one year ago) link
FUCK...
Elon found Balloon Boy's corpse
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 December 2022 22:49 (one year ago) link
he's going to say the mainstream media is blocking Twitter from creating his post
He's figured out that he can't bring back all the advertisers even if he just runs Twitter like it was before, it would be a losing proposition even if he could - so YOLO might as well play to his new fanbase while he sets Morgan Stanley's money on fire. Maybe the Nazis will buy some ads in the interim.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 2 December 2022 23:00 (one year ago) link
The best possible outcome here is that the Saudis get mad enough about their investment to have him killed.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 2 December 2022 23:01 (one year ago) link
ive come to the conclusion that he really thinks hes doing revolutionary work here, but is surprised by how bad the business part is going
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 December 2022 23:02 (one year ago) link
40 minutes is up
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 December 2022 23:06 (one year ago) link
judge_judy_tapping_watch.gif
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 2 December 2022 23:16 (one year ago) link
it shall all be revealed
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 December 2022 23:17 (one year ago) link
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, December 2, 2022 3:01 PM (seventeen minutes ago)
lmao inshallah
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 2 December 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link
dude coulda been Iron Man, now he's a carnival barker
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 December 2022 23:20 (one year ago) link
In ten minutes it'll be forty minutes past forty minutes from the time he said it'd be another forty minutes
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 December 2022 23:32 (one year ago) link
just some last minute (all of it) fact checking to wrap up
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 December 2022 23:34 (one year ago) link
maybe he's just by himself and can't get the powerpoint to work
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 December 2022 23:38 (one year ago) link
I honestly am starting to feel sick inside… he would definitely have tweeted again by now… something is up!!!— Victoria Vallone (@wildhoneyart) December 2, 2022
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 December 2022 23:45 (one year ago) link
MSM GOT IM
Lol he had TAIBBI write it?
1. Thread: THE TWITTER FILES— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) December 2, 2022
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 December 2022 23:46 (one year ago) link
elon got that havana
― Clay, Friday, 2 December 2022 23:47 (one year ago) link
lmao what is taibbi doing
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 December 2022 23:52 (one year ago) link
the first replies I saw are just too stupid to even read the thread for lulz
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 2 December 2022 23:57 (one year ago) link
It’s truly Frankensteinian
― crisp, Friday, 2 December 2022 23:58 (one year ago) link
here's some kind of shortcut to read the thread:
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1598822959866683394.html
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 December 2022 23:59 (one year ago) link
is the taibbi what musk was talking about he hasnt said anything
― lag∞n, Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:00 (one year ago) link
Something something Hillary
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:00 (one year ago) link
Is this just some windup to get people eyeballing twatter? Cos its clearly working. But Tabibi is basically posting like
and then
you wont believe this
twitter deleted some files which
get this
etc
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:00 (one year ago) link
ah there we go ok
Here we go!! 🍿🍿 https://t.co/eILK9f3bAm— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 2, 2022
― lag∞n, Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:04 (one year ago) link
AFAICT it amounts to 'people with the Biden campaign asked Twitter to take down posts,' which is going to be catnip to the usual psychos and absolutely irrelevant to normal people.
(also FWIW I think it should have all been left up because the President's dirtbag son is funny)
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:05 (one year ago) link
I think the comedy is kinda over for me at this point someone let me know if he dies in a windsurfing accident
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:06 (one year ago) link
But what about Hunter's laptop?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:06 (one year ago) link
"If you want Hunter to drop the laptop off at the shop, turn to page 61..."
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:07 (one year ago) link
getting taibbi to do the thread is honestly pretty funny
― lag∞n, Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:07 (one year ago) link
the Nunes Memo, the Durham Report, and now... The TWITTER FILES
I think folks will find this verrrrryyyy interesting
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:10 (one year ago) link
xp Glenn must be raging he didn’t get the scoop
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:16 (one year ago) link
please tweet at taibbi to request he post the images of Hunter cranking hog
― mh, Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:21 (one year ago) link
xp We can only hope.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:22 (one year ago) link
I assume Glenn was too busy maintaining a vigil for Bolsonaro's health.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:24 (one year ago) link
lol
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:24 (one year ago) link
this is really not what micro-blogging was intended for iirc
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:26 (one year ago) link
Wait so the smoking gun supressed story is from the NY Post?! Forgive me if my eyebrow arches right off my freaking face here.
Isnt Tabibi supposed to be reputable?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:27 (one year ago) link
hes long past that point
― lag∞n, Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:27 (one year ago) link