Elon Musk

lol sleeve

Same energy as Elon and Tesla

“I will not accept that it’s a highly dangerous road”
From ITN archives. pic.twitter.com/snILgnwvPi

— Stephen R Jones 🇺🇦 (@Meliden) November 28, 2022

Hmmmmmmmmhttps://t.co/6ELisTqFcq pic.twitter.com/mDIP31Y0Eg

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) November 29, 2022

ok!

Elon Musk said that Twitter will unveil three verification badge colors: blue, gold, and gray. Blue will be reserved for individuals (both those paying for Twitter Blue and verified individuals of interest), gold for companies, and gray for government. https://t.co/LxlVrq9IPm pic.twitter.com/xBMDA3rR64

— IGN (@IGN) November 29, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

where's the brown badge

I expect to be assigned a yellow six-pointed star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqomZQMZQCQ

Sorry meant to post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LmvAUmvLA4

Musk also said that all verified accounts will be "manually authenticated" before the check appears on the profile.

hows he planning to do this since he fired everyone

he didn't say how long it would take

6-7 month wait time

you tweet at him and ask for verification and he runs it past catturd2

lol

NEW: Email from Elon to Twitter engineers and designers: "Anyone writing software or doing design should be on the 10th floor of SF HQ. It is intended to be dense and intense. Thanks, Elon."

— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) November 29, 2022

dense and intense famously the friends of computer programming

i am dense and intense

get to the 10th floor asap

lol just go have a lan party in whatever stupid house you have Elon

It smells funny in there

https://thenerdstash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/duct2.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2mAsl03WQY

How much will it cost to get one of those awesome Herschel Walker badges? #onethread

Starting to think Elon paid 44m for Twitter NFT

“dense and intense” is also how ppl describe Elon

https://i.ibb.co/hLSfFZF/Fis-N0-Zv-VUAAAq-Bx.jpg

I doubt Buddah would think Musk is correct

underrated weird thing about that photo is the mirror behind the table just reflecting the lamp and whatnot

seems fine

Breaking news: The EU has warned Elon Musk that Twitter could be banned in Europe unless the billionaire abides by its strict rules on content moderationhttps://t.co/lbFJfnvrwb pic.twitter.com/w6r3bQmJwv

— Financial Times (@FinancialTimes) November 30, 2022

Stop being Woke, Europe!

Lol saw one of his fanboys say "WELL TWITTER IS BASED IN US SO EUROPEAN LAW DON'T MATTER".

Be amazed if he doesn't adopt that hilarious legal reasoning only to dirty delete tweet after his lawyers msg him

Are you serious?! pic.twitter.com/7QPkHXhT4E

— Eli Erlick (@EliErlick) November 30, 2022

thats bigotry against high net worth individuals

Money is speech, therefore taxes are censorship. And you can't advocate for censorship on Elon's Free Speech Bazaar.

(how does he tweet with a locked account?)

in many cases theyll unlock you once you delete the naughty tweet

you can see at the bottom there it says proceed to twitter to fix the issue with your account

ha wow weird

Good conversation. Among other things, we resolved the misunderstanding about Twitter potentially being removed from the App Store. Tim was clear that Apple never considered doing so.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 30, 2022

uh, whose misunderstanding, now?

WHO is Elon musk?

In geography, My World

In reality, My Life

In history, My King

In mathematics, My Solution

In mythology, My god

In astronomy, My Universe

If I'm Blind, He's Light

If I'm Hungry, He's Food

If I'm sick, He's Medicine

For Me, He's Everything

— Wikram (@Vikram_RMFC) November 27, 2022

He's Food

lol that Tweet means nothing and Apple is not fond of conversations being made public even meaningless ones

if musk and apple do get in a fight about the 30% thing it's going to be a lot of

https://clickhole.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/dnmtn4ksijwyep0xmljk.jpg

but it will be worse than that because he'll make the points in such a divisive and ineffective way that he'll strengthen apple's position.

If I'm Hungry, He's Food

Toast?

https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2018/03/cook-muskrat-wild-dishes-1938/

wow ^

I didn't actually read that at all, hope that wasn't a mistake...

I don't know the ins and outs of the severance agreements, but this is a good letter.

So here's the thing. You can only violate people's legal rights and your own word so far before they lawyer up and come after you.

I really do hope Musk changes his mind and does the right thing - the employees deserve that. But it'll be fun as hell if he doesn't. pic.twitter.com/VA04hFDVBX

— Akiva Cohen (@AkivaMCohen) December 2, 2022

assuming there is some kind of standing for the employees to enforce an agreement they weren't party to (which it seems like there is from the letter?) then the fact that this can be litigated by dozens of arbitration cases rather than in court(s) or class actions should be pretty lol.

that said, the specific things he's accused of not doing are not going to cost him very much (it's little things like 401k match), so he'll probably just do them and settle.

He’s so, so dumb tho

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fi8mUNhWYAAfFoe?format=jpg&name=medium

RSU vest acceleration at $54 per share sounds expensive