Elon Musk

i did not invent this but just heard "Phony Stark" and had to tip my hat

guns, diet coke, buddhist ritual implements, normal stuff

My bedside table pic.twitter.com/sIdRYJcLTK

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 28, 2022

what a freak

lol this mfr is drinking caffeine free diet coke

is that gun loaded?

hope his children weren't running around the house with that thing on the table. so grotesque.

hope his children weren't running around the house with that thing on the table. so grotesque.

Think Different

night full of thrusting and diet coke burps

gun means he's getting closer to completing the lowtax speedrun

I’m sure there’s a well-thumbed copy of Middlemarch just out of frame

i'm assuming that revolver is a prop from some sci-fi/cyberpunk thing? very cool and hardcore either way.

I got permanently suspended again, so MUCH FOR FREE SPEECH ELON

what did you do

hope his children weren't running around the house with that thing on the table. so grotesque.

― treeship., Monday, November 28, 2022 10:44 AM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

he doesnt live with his kids cmon be serious

xpost I wrote "god is a cunt"

Elon is probably the shittiest father

whaat xp

Having an extended psychotic break in public

gonna be hard to fire that revolver with no trigger

NEW: Elon Musk has sent another email to Twitter engineers warning them about code reviews. “All managers are expected to write a meaningful amount of software themselves. Being unable to do so is like a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse.”

— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) November 28, 2022

i guess this means the CEO should be expected to do most of the coding right

Can’t imagine being the world’s richest person & painstakingly lining that display up like it’s a get ready with me video for tiktok

gonna be hard to fire that revolver with no trigger

― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, November 28, 2022 11:07 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah dont think either of those are real guns, much like caffeine free diet coke is not real diet coke

this is insane, I cannot imagine working there right now, and I can't understand what he thinks is going to eventually happen; he's going to totally drain his engineering team. how is that a strategy?

Saw someone say that the gun on the table is a replica from deus ex, even worse if true

hey Twitter's still running though lmao

lmao making managers code is a very well known bad practice, they have a job its called managing

Elon, can you stop this? pic.twitter.com/pYyCQbKl24

— Bim (@bimsalabem) November 28, 2022

He seems to have absolute disdain for this institution he paid a lot of money to be in charge of. Reminds me of that guy who used to be president.

i was skeptical of the idea that twitter would break completely but if he keeps up this all out assault on the engineering dept it will eventually

hopefully it'll be like Children of Men, where it's 2040, the last tweet was successfully tweeted 18 years ago before Twitter broke, but rumors appear that a new tweet is going to post soon

much like cia doing crack cocaine, i'm starting to wonder if cia did elon buying twitter. though it would have been a much more complicated op. idk it's probably just "hugely fortunate accident benefiting global hegemony" tbr.

idly wonder if "disaster leadership" is overall an effective way to retrench/accelerate the status quo in the same way that disaster capitalism is.

It's worked too well to be a CIA plot tbh.

today i learned that there's a caffeine free regular coke, which seems like a pervert's drink

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71mLKuq2IUL.jpg

caffeine-free regular coke is fucking amazing, I will not hear a word against it

once i had a budding awareness that the corn syrup in coke is better than the caffeine but i extinguished it

imo caffeine free diet coke is more deranged than the normal coke version, diet coke is exactly a caffeine delivery system, its only reason to exist

cfdc is very twisted. perverted even. perfect villain signifier.

sometimes you want a coke with dinner but it's too late in the day for caffeine

my parents used to make my sister and I drink caffeine free regular coke when we wanted coke at home. I probably drank more coke growing up, overall, than one should, but less than other people. Now I have it sparingly because black coffee is better and better for you

anyway Twitter is still "up" but it is grinding inexorably towards collapse

There is no need for caffeine-free Coke as long as root beer exists.

good ole root beer

the beer of the ground

root beer is only good by itself or with ice cream, not food

Barq's root beer has caffeine and is yummy

Yeah I also grew up on caffeine free regular coke, the low threshold for caffeine that resulted meant that when I first got into coffee as an adult it felt like I had been plugged directly into gods brain.

Caffeine free diet coke is for people who had a diet coke habit and are now trying to cut down on caffeine. People who drink diet coke drink a lot if it.

The taste is likely comforting to the addict even if it lacks that sweet caffeine

sometimes you want a coke with dinner but it's too late in the day for caffeine

Pfft. I drink a 16 ounce glass of unsweetened iced tea at 10 PM for that last burst of writing energy before bedtime.

Also, Diet Coke is what you drink when there's no Coke Zero in the house.