Elon Musk

Elon Musk on SEX without procreation pic.twitter.com/UnDiRKt3yu

— Shannen Michaela 🍉 (@ShannenJPEG) November 25, 2022

Waiting for him to unzip the human suit he's wearing.

I guess doing anything in this life that isn't bending over to your employer is a waste of time? I bet Musk finds eating for pleasure to be nonsensical too. He's either parroting talking points being fed to him (some kompromat involved maybe?) or is actively in full 100% troll mode 24/7. I think it's both.

bro there is no way pic.twitter.com/NsrmuRDHpJ

— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) November 26, 2022

Feel nauseated after learning he lied about the circumstances of the death of his son. I’m really sick of narcissists in public life.

More sickened by dick riders posting shit like "as a hospice nurse how dare I question Elon's recollection of events"

*you

Pointing out someone is bald is the real racism.

As an apartheid-supportimg emerald mine owner in South Africa, here's why Elon haters miss the mark...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkIcJPO8wn4
#onerubberband

Now waiting for an opportunity to say: “Well then, that’s a horse of a different color.”

the dead son thing is super gross, not just because he lied about it but because he's using him as a scapegoat for why he can't unban Alex Jones, which is obviously because he doesn't want to touch the dude who just got sued for a bazillion dollars for spreading misinformation

i did not invent this but just heard "Phony Stark" and had to tip my hat

guns, diet coke, buddhist ritual implements, normal stuff

My bedside table pic.twitter.com/sIdRYJcLTK

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 28, 2022

what a freak

lol this mfr is drinking caffeine free diet coke

is that gun loaded?

hope his children weren't running around the house with that thing on the table. so grotesque.

hope his children weren't running around the house with that thing on the table. so grotesque.

Think Different

night full of thrusting and diet coke burps

gun means he's getting closer to completing the lowtax speedrun

I’m sure there’s a well-thumbed copy of Middlemarch just out of frame

i'm assuming that revolver is a prop from some sci-fi/cyberpunk thing? very cool and hardcore either way.

I got permanently suspended again, so MUCH FOR FREE SPEECH ELON

what did you do

hope his children weren't running around the house with that thing on the table. so grotesque.

― treeship., Monday, November 28, 2022 10:44 AM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

he doesnt live with his kids cmon be serious

xpost I wrote "god is a cunt"

Elon is probably the shittiest father

whaat xp

Having an extended psychotic break in public

gonna be hard to fire that revolver with no trigger

NEW: Elon Musk has sent another email to Twitter engineers warning them about code reviews. “All managers are expected to write a meaningful amount of software themselves. Being unable to do so is like a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse.”

— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) November 28, 2022

i guess this means the CEO should be expected to do most of the coding right

Can’t imagine being the world’s richest person & painstakingly lining that display up like it’s a get ready with me video for tiktok

gonna be hard to fire that revolver with no trigger

― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, November 28, 2022 11:07 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah dont think either of those are real guns, much like caffeine free diet coke is not real diet coke

this is insane, I cannot imagine working there right now, and I can't understand what he thinks is going to eventually happen; he's going to totally drain his engineering team. how is that a strategy?

Saw someone say that the gun on the table is a replica from deus ex, even worse if true

hey Twitter's still running though lmao

lmao making managers code is a very well known bad practice, they have a job its called managing

Elon, can you stop this? pic.twitter.com/pYyCQbKl24

— Bim (@bimsalabem) November 28, 2022

He seems to have absolute disdain for this institution he paid a lot of money to be in charge of. Reminds me of that guy who used to be president.

i was skeptical of the idea that twitter would break completely but if he keeps up this all out assault on the engineering dept it will eventually

hopefully it'll be like Children of Men, where it's 2040, the last tweet was successfully tweeted 18 years ago before Twitter broke, but rumors appear that a new tweet is going to post soon

much like cia doing crack cocaine, i'm starting to wonder if cia did elon buying twitter. though it would have been a much more complicated op. idk it's probably just "hugely fortunate accident benefiting global hegemony" tbr.

idly wonder if "disaster leadership" is overall an effective way to retrench/accelerate the status quo in the same way that disaster capitalism is.

It's worked too well to be a CIA plot tbh.

today i learned that there's a caffeine free regular coke, which seems like a pervert's drink

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71mLKuq2IUL.jpg

caffeine-free regular coke is fucking amazing, I will not hear a word against it

once i had a budding awareness that the corn syrup in coke is better than the caffeine but i extinguished it

imo caffeine free diet coke is more deranged than the normal coke version, diet coke is exactly a caffeine delivery system, its only reason to exist

cfdc is very twisted. perverted even. perfect villain signifier.