Elon Musk

Congrats to Tesla Autopilot/AI team on achieving a major milestone! pic.twitter.com/gQ8rI3slCX

— would you like to know how i got these SARS (@tompettyflacko) November 25, 2022

i have to admit having some sympathy for Apple's dictatorial control over its app store because i see it as a kind of content moderation and i'm pretty convinced that the only content moderation that works is total dictatorship

sure but it does not work in the case of apple. the app store is full of literal scams and gambling adverts.

https://mjtsai.com/blog/2022/08/11/facebook-ads-manager-scam-removed-from-app-store/
https://mjtsai.com/blog/2021/06/14/reporting-app-store-scams/
https://mjtsai.com/blog/2021/04/22/the-app-store-isnt-catching-the-most-egregious-scams/

etc. https://mjtsai.com/blog/tag/appstore/

lmao

If Apple & Google boot Twitter from their app stores, @elonmusk should produce his own smartphone. Half the country would happily ditch the biased, snooping iPhone & Android. The man builds rockets to Mars, a silly little smartphone should be easy, right?

— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) November 25, 2022

I certainly hope it does not come to that, but, yes, if there is no other choice, I will make an alternative phone

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 25, 2022

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looking forward to some more exploding phones

muskphone

fully self-posting

Space phones!

I’m posting from mine right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

you can call anyone except your own kids

The Batphone

a tephelone

lol

“We surveyed 442 Twitter employees remaining at the company, and asked them: Do you believe Twitter will succeed under Elon Musk’s management? Eighty-nine percent said ‘no’ https://t.co/qpRo1ffMCI

— Rest of World (@restofworld) November 26, 2022

This was the plot of a “W/ Bob and David” skit!

You have to have a Twitter email address to get on the Twitter blind, but you don’t have to keep it to stay in. Given most employees have quit or been fired, I assume most of this 400 people don’t work at Twitter any more.

Elon's child died in his arms, the same way he "founded" Paypal pic.twitter.com/IBcufwwR9f

— TERFs are not women (@Saeko_Cut) November 25, 2022

Really disgusting.

Ouch

hes been using his dead child for marketing purposes for years

“Seriously, you think $50K is enough and he won’t call?” pic.twitter.com/WCnLbTJ3zd

— modest proposal (@modestproposal1) November 26, 2022

link https://archive.ph/pzLu5

credit where its due to musk for knowing how to annoy these guys into spending something lol

there's so much legitimate stuff to castigate this guy for, how on earth are people choosing to go with 'fact-checking his account of his infant son's death' (in the context of explaining why he won't let Alex Jones back on twitter ffs)

youre giving him too much credit

annoy more like threaten to destroy trumpily

i doubt theyre too afraid but on the other had why risk it

His first wife has told that story before. Article very interesting reading.

I mean if the result of the fact checking shows he is clearly lying in his account it feels p valid tbh that’s a fucked up thing to do

it's one thing for his ex-wife to respond with her own account, but for hundreds of random twitter users who weren't there and don't know any of these people to jump in feels ghoulish to me. something specifically horrible about twitter as well, flattening out everything from the most to the least trivial thing imaginable into an opportunity for owns and receipts and quote-dunks

hes also used the death of his child as the origin story of why he wants to save humanity via his companies, which of course is not something he actually wants to do, so its worthy of criticism

It’ll be funny if they manage to fire him from Tesla for spending too much time on Twitter

(xp)
We already knew this guys sucks, it’s just nice to be able boil it all down to one catchy soundbite that everyone can relate to.

Since Elon paid 44 billion to make himself the permanent main character of Twitter, Twitter users are naturally going to be interested in his grotesque lies.

for sure will be interesting to see what happens to his unprofitable companies stock prices thatre propped up by his reputation as a genius if his reputation continues to tank

+his estate is comprised almost entirely of stock in said companies

“permanent main character” is a pretty good summation of why i find his personality so loathsome

Elon fanboys are going apeshit for a product that does not and never will exist pic.twitter.com/Yjn1v0mEeg

— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) November 26, 2022

credit where its due to musk for knowing how to annoy these guys into spending something lol

Elon Musk on SEX without procreation pic.twitter.com/UnDiRKt3yu

— Shannen Michaela 🍉 (@ShannenJPEG) November 25, 2022

Waiting for him to unzip the human suit he's wearing.

I guess doing anything in this life that isn't bending over to your employer is a waste of time? I bet Musk finds eating for pleasure to be nonsensical too. He's either parroting talking points being fed to him (some kompromat involved maybe?) or is actively in full 100% troll mode 24/7. I think it's both.

bro there is no way pic.twitter.com/NsrmuRDHpJ

— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) November 26, 2022

Feel nauseated after learning he lied about the circumstances of the death of his son. I’m really sick of narcissists in public life.

More sickened by dick riders posting shit like "as a hospice nurse how dare I question Elon's recollection of events"

*you

Pointing out someone is bald is the real racism.

As an apartheid-supportimg emerald mine owner in South Africa, here's why Elon haters miss the mark...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkIcJPO8wn4
#onerubberband