Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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Yes, the bassist Lindsay Cooper was a man.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 25 November 2022 13:13 (three years ago)

that lindsay cooper and the OTHER robert calvert both play on this which caused me no little confusion initially

no lime tangier, Saturday, 26 November 2022 07:05 (three years ago)

went to visit some silkmaker cousins when i was small & got to see the worms in the basement, all spread out on long, rimmed tables layered with mulberry leaves. we stood there quietly and listened to the tiny munching sounds of all those silkworms.

this was in italy a few years after chernobyl. none of the silk was any good because it came out of the worms in blobs rather than threads.

spider silk! stronger than steel!! it's a bit too tricky to farm spiders, tho, due to their carnivorous and cannibalistic nature <3 somebody-or-other went to the trouble once and they even devised a device to milk their silk, like a tiny stocks for spiders to hold them in place while a squeezy thing exerted "gentle" pressure on their abdomens. :/

a beautiful shawl of spider silk:
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/47880dd8b72246a147f58a2435e0cda4604d75ba/0_139_4256_2554/master/4256.jpg?width=1200&height=900&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=39f0a4e67050d2f2b043573dd14c5ed3

gotta shout out banana silk here -- lustrous, robust, and (afaik) no spiders are squeezed nor larvae boiled to produce it. i suppose the process of stripping off that outer layer of banana palm bark for its fibers could disrupt the lives of various beings that make their homes there, but at least it's just incidental destruction?

i must confess a weakness for 𝓈𝑒𝒶 𝓈𝒾𝓁𝓀 here, despite never having met any in person. first of all, that name! mermaids' ball gowns can be made from nothing else, right? "sea silk". just brilliant. (also called byssus, but that looks too much like bussy for me to take it seriously as a textile name) it's made from the hairy stuff that a mussel attaches itself to rocks with. you treat it with lemon juice and it turns golden. it can be woven into a fabric so fine that a pair of sea silk gloves can fit inside a walnut shell, allegedly. sleek sea silk. marvelous.

well anyway in keeping with the topic of the thread, i only learned a few years ago that rayon is made from wood.

cephalopod conflict resolution (cat), Saturday, 26 November 2022 10:58 (three years ago)

cool post cat!

assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 26 November 2022 12:18 (three years ago)

thanks matttkkkk!

cephalopod conflict resolution (cat), Saturday, 26 November 2022 18:03 (three years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File%3ARecycle001.svg

The 3 arrows in the original recycling symbol are not identical--2 arrows fold over and 1 folds under, making it a moebius strip.

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 27 November 2022 08:21 (three years ago)

But recycling isn't an eternal loop though is it? There's some dimensions of loss.
Plus doesn't everything just get sent to Indonesia to destroy their environment, or is that just plastics.

Stevolende, Sunday, 27 November 2022 10:33 (three years ago)

or does the moebius element just highlight a fundamental physical flaw, that it doesn't quite work in this universe

Stevolende, Sunday, 27 November 2022 10:37 (three years ago)

I never realised until now that the question in the old “what’s brown and sticky” children’s gag is supposed to make you think it’s a poo.

I mean it’s so OBVIOUS NOW

but still

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 1 December 2022 13:07 (three years ago)

Just learnt that Ray Milland was Welsh.

Dan Worsley, Thursday, 1 December 2022 19:00 (three years ago)

!

The Dark End of the Tweet (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 December 2022 19:45 (three years ago)

I recently learned how to say his hometown in Welsh: Castell-nedd.

The Dark End of the Tweet (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 December 2022 19:59 (three years ago)

Man

The Dark End of the Tweet (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 December 2022 20:07 (three years ago)

Ha, wrong thread

The Dark End of the Tweet (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 December 2022 20:08 (three years ago)

man: also welsh

mark s, Thursday, 1 December 2022 20:21 (three years ago)

Really? Always thought it was Manx.

The Dark End of the Tweet (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 December 2022 20:38 (three years ago)

I was today years old when I learned that Slade covered Moby Grape’s “Omaha”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LEA_kTO214

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 4 December 2022 23:23 (three years ago)

Lissen Ma Frenz

budo jeru, Sunday, 4 December 2022 23:46 (three years ago)

!

Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 5 December 2022 00:04 (three years ago)

With this and the Move doing "Hey Grandma", it seems like Moby Grape an impression in the West Midlands at least! Imagining "Nayyyykid If Oi Want Tow" in my head.

Gulf VAR Syndrome (Tom D.), Monday, 5 December 2022 07:47 (three years ago)

*made an impression*

Gulf VAR Syndrome (Tom D.), Monday, 5 December 2022 07:48 (three years ago)

would rather make an impression than impact anything

mookieproof, Monday, 5 December 2022 08:06 (three years ago)

https://i.discogs.com/vgg5oL-oJtp308OCjZAKhMcfRFD-WdDgJ1F6C3WlF-s/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:598/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQzNTk3/MjctMTM2Mjc3NjM5/OS01OTg3LmpwZWc.jpeg

i spent a good amount of time as a young person thinking that "thoroughfare" referred to food. i think i was likely in college, learning about haussmann and the boulevards, when i finally figured out my mistake. not sure that i ever encountered the above cover art, but it was definitely via bud powell's recording of the same tune on a blue note reissue CD that i encountered the word for the first time

budo jeru, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 21:15 (three years ago)

hearty parisian thoroughfare

mark s, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 21:18 (three years ago)

in college sports parlance, "Yukon" is actually University of Connecticut... and not some sports powerhouse in Northern Alaska that I had imagined

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 21:45 (three years ago)

yes, but not spelled like that

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 22:07 (three years ago)

I many not be shockingly old but have long wondered: is the Husky mascot a play on the Yukon/UConn thing or just coincidence?

tobo73, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 22:42 (three years ago)

I always assumed yes but wiki says no:

The university's teams are nicknamed "Huskies", a name adopted following a student poll in The Connecticut Campus in 1934 after the school's name changed from Connecticut Agricultural College to Connecticut State College in 1933; before then, the teams were referred to as the Aggies.[2] Although there is a homophonic relationship between "UConn" and the Yukon, where Huskies are native, the "Huskies" nickname predates the school's 1939 name change to the University of Connecticut; the first recorded use of "UConn" (as "U-Conn", both separately and with "Huskies") was later in 1939.

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 23:04 (three years ago)

Wait until you hear about Case Western Reserve.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 17:20 (three years ago)

Learned yesterday that a courgette and a baby cucumber are not the same thing

nate woolls, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:25 (three years ago)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_England

not sure i knew this, that England wasn't England until 927

koogs, Wednesday, 14 December 2022 19:17 (three years ago)

Yeah even Alfred was only King of Wessex, though there were various "Bretwalda" in the previous few centuries.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bretwalda

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 14 December 2022 19:26 (three years ago)

Scotland appears to be older by 80-odd years.

Gulf VAR Syndrome (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 December 2022 19:27 (three years ago)

GO YOU HUSKIES!

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 14 December 2022 21:57 (three years ago)

so for some reason I thought Rufus Wainwright had a French accent all this time, and then I hear him do an interview and...no, not at all. guess my confusion was the fact that he speaks French and often sings in French and I listened to his version of Hallelujah when I was younger and thought he had a thick French accent but listening now it's just folk-affectation and nothing more.

dum

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 December 2022 23:11 (three years ago)

last week i discovered that you can hang up on most smartphones by pressing the power button. no need to look at the screen.

formerly abanana (dat), Friday, 23 December 2022 17:53 (three years ago)

Yep. Did that by mistake the other day and then had to call back and re-cycle through about 15 stages of menu to get to where I was. VERY annoying.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 23 December 2022 18:19 (three years ago)

discovered a couple of weeks ago that lionel messi isn't french.

ledge, Friday, 23 December 2022 18:29 (three years ago)

I hear Dawn French is rather messy.

more crankable (sic), Friday, 23 December 2022 19:18 (three years ago)

Yeah even Alfred was only King of Wessex, though there were various "Bretwalda" in the previous few centuries.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bretwalda

― Camaraderie at Arms Length

yet no one told me

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 December 2022 19:34 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otrt0iH9ubw

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 December 2022 19:38 (three years ago)

Mind blown by this.

And of course my occasional reminder that it's called My Fair Lady as that's how Eliza would pronounce Mayfair. The greatest and most understated phonetic pun in any movie title.

— Mark Lamarr (@lamarr_mark) December 26, 2022

Dan Worsley, Monday, 26 December 2022 17:16 (three years ago)

holy shit me too duh

normal AI yankovic (Hunt3r), Monday, 26 December 2022 18:54 (three years ago)

Kenny Rogers started out playing bass and was pretty good at it.

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 26 December 2022 22:28 (three years ago)

lots of shots of him playing in this clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B45NsDaUa8o

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 26 December 2022 22:34 (three years ago)

Thanks. There is a video on social media of him playing upright bass with Dudley Moore jamming on “Satin Doll” on The Tonight Show that is particularly interesting. He gets a little lost during his solo and laughs but mostly sounds pretty good. Also didn’t know that Mickey Jones was in The First Edition.

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 26 December 2022 23:28 (three years ago)

Dudley Moore & Kenny Rogers: Satin Doll https://t.co/puvu5WXLUr via @notreble

— Kenny Rogers (@_KennyRogers) January 7, 2018

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 26 December 2022 23:29 (three years ago)

appears unavailable here, but this is also good ("what're you doing New Year's Eve?"):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqjepfQZwzY

anatol_merklich, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 00:11 (three years ago)

In the "unknown bassist" category, I read that Giorgio Moroder spent the first part of his career playing stand-up bass in jazz groups.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 28 December 2022 17:47 (three years ago)


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