Elon Musk

He is running this site in a dumber way than I ever would have predicted

Staggering. The dumbness. I’m dumbstruck

its really something

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiIJEl_XEAEoDmY?format=jpg&name=large

lmao

idc if real or fake

i did search and its in a bunch of tweets at least, good enough for me lol

Are there "ratings" for social media platforms, or is he just incapable of thinking of things in any terms other than those of 1980s television?

app stores have ratings prob what hes talking about

crazy truth social doesnt have a web interface you cant just go look at trumps truth tweets

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

test test

oh there u go hey

i guess that post was fake, sowwy

either that was fake or it got untruthed

Like I said I don’t care if it’s fake

+1 silbytruthed

its real in that its true its super truth social

lmao i would be so chatty tell him about my week

Going forward, all Twitter employees are now required to send an email every Friday updating Elon Musk with what they are working on and “code samples” if they are engineers, per internal memo sent out. Hardcore! https://t.co/Vx5TH5yU7X

— Alex Heath (@alexeheath) November 22, 2022

The man must be made of pure cocaine at this point.

Maybe direct access to uncut shit was the Bolivia coup motivation rather than lithium.

once he's down to like <30 employees this is v manageable. check back next week

How is he so bad at understanding how humans operate, what humans like and don't like, the kinds of humans other humans do and do not enjoy working for, etc. Oh right sociopathy, nm.

Plus the privilege of never having to care what other people think or learn how to connect with them. See also DJT obv.

is he doing this like "twitter employees, justify your existence" ?

imagining a scene where X AE A-XII and Exa Dark Sideræl are clamoring for their dad's attention during a weekend. "not now! daddy's reviewing code samples!"

trent "nine inch nails" reznor pic.twitter.com/d0ZgPNWtVb

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) November 22, 2022

anyone with a passing familiarity with nine inch nails already knows he's massive crybaby. "I just want something I can never have boo hoo"

"maybe Etsy is more is style"

-Elon "Hardcore" Musk

hehe nine inch nails more like eight inch nails

https://archive.ph/7iyY6

i wanna Thiel you from the inside

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiHe0VnVEAA101Z?format=jpg&name=medium

lmao

he tried to spin it like all the bands sound the same to him.

i am going to send Brandon an email that just says "bootlicker" every day for a month. just sent the first one.

Chasing clout by cribbing a Nate Silver tweet, the man is truly the wackest poster ever to touch a keyboard pic.twitter.com/Z94fz3Vjnn

— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) November 21, 2022

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1595105866977419264/photo/1

pretty funny that that feature is still working

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiL0VQjUAAA7d_v?format=jpg&name=medium

Carl "Dune" Jung

Elon's quote neither Dune nor Jung, but Dung.

Weird that he would talk shit about his reply guys like that

I don't want reply guys, I just want a shy guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTR-_Klcq8

Things that definitely happened

Ummmmmmmmm wut? pic.twitter.com/2hULyXctig

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) November 22, 2022

the very idea of left-of-center "social/political activist groups" forming "a large coalition" around any proposal in less than 18 months, let alone the idea that in a few weeks such groups could strong arm Twitter's advertisers into something they didn't already want to do, seems like a fever dream. where do I sign up for these super-powerful and ultra-effective activist groups?

seriously. can't believe the people i just made up would go back on the deal i assure you we made.

ah haaa

wait, what ??? Elon Musk has been going around saying "I saw the red flags and didn't invest with SBF in Twitter...." and actually he *did* and FTX owns some Twitter???? https://t.co/y5BEIuX1zq

— Kelsey Piper (@KelseyTuoc) November 22, 2022

game recognize game

YES!!! The crossover episode!!!!

lolz

Good news, Elon is secretly fighting the pedophile elites:

lol published right as I tweeted pic.twitter.com/Mkbryq6TTU

— spoonie for qatar 🇶🇦 (@lib_crusher) November 22, 2022

thread becomes more bizarre as it goes on, apparently Eliza Bleu is well known under other names in the My Chemical Romance fandom and was once engaged to Gerard Way.

Effected