Elon Musk

Xp

crash the tesla once it combusts and burns for five days

Teslakuh

Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday?

Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day

You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights

We burn a Tesla in remembrance

— Elder Rubber Asylum (@Rubberasylum) November 18, 2022

wow it still works!

haha

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiH_jo3XkAA8ux4?format=jpg&name=large

What are the words “Taylor Swift” doing there?

Why is israel engaging with Kanye for clout

Anyone else feel like they're getting weirder/sketchier/more random suggested tweets? Just anecdotal, but the timeline feels more cluttered.

Oops I guess that should have gone on the Twitter thread. I forget which one I'm on.

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What are the words “Taylor Swift” doing there?

― Tracer Hand, Monday, November 21, 2022 7:42 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i have done some research and the country of israel tagged taylor swift in their post as a reference to:

Taylor Swift: “I Would Very Much Like To Be Excluded From This Narrative”
Swift wrote a note on Instagram in response to the video Kim Kardashian posted of Swift’s phone conversation with Kanye West.

xp lol

who could have predicted this

Twitter won’t restart paid verification until ‘significant impersonations’ stop, Elon Musk tells employees https://t.co/htpnMtov4m pic.twitter.com/a4GYMd5YI6

— The Verge (@verge) November 22, 2022

He is running this site in a dumber way than I ever would have predicted

Staggering. The dumbness. I’m dumbstruck

its really something

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiIJEl_XEAEoDmY?format=jpg&name=large

lmao

idc if real or fake

i did search and its in a bunch of tweets at least, good enough for me lol

Are there "ratings" for social media platforms, or is he just incapable of thinking of things in any terms other than those of 1980s television?

app stores have ratings prob what hes talking about

crazy truth social doesnt have a web interface you cant just go look at trumps truth tweets

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

test test

oh there u go hey

i guess that post was fake, sowwy

either that was fake or it got untruthed

Like I said I don’t care if it’s fake

+1 silbytruthed

its real in that its true its super truth social

lmao i would be so chatty tell him about my week

Going forward, all Twitter employees are now required to send an email every Friday updating Elon Musk with what they are working on and “code samples” if they are engineers, per internal memo sent out. Hardcore! https://t.co/Vx5TH5yU7X

— Alex Heath (@alexeheath) November 22, 2022

The man must be made of pure cocaine at this point.

Maybe direct access to uncut shit was the Bolivia coup motivation rather than lithium.

once he's down to like <30 employees this is v manageable. check back next week

How is he so bad at understanding how humans operate, what humans like and don't like, the kinds of humans other humans do and do not enjoy working for, etc. Oh right sociopathy, nm.

Plus the privilege of never having to care what other people think or learn how to connect with them. See also DJT obv.

is he doing this like "twitter employees, justify your existence" ?

imagining a scene where X AE A-XII and Exa Dark Sideræl are clamoring for their dad's attention during a weekend. "not now! daddy's reviewing code samples!"

trent "nine inch nails" reznor pic.twitter.com/d0ZgPNWtVb

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) November 22, 2022

anyone with a passing familiarity with nine inch nails already knows he's massive crybaby. "I just want something I can never have boo hoo"

"maybe Etsy is more is style"

-Elon "Hardcore" Musk

hehe nine inch nails more like eight inch nails

https://archive.ph/7iyY6

i wanna Thiel you from the inside

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiHe0VnVEAA101Z?format=jpg&name=medium

lmao

he tried to spin it like all the bands sound the same to him.

i am going to send Brandon an email that just says "bootlicker" every day for a month. just sent the first one.

Chasing clout by cribbing a Nate Silver tweet, the man is truly the wackest poster ever to touch a keyboard pic.twitter.com/Z94fz3Vjnn

— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) November 21, 2022

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1595105866977419264/photo/1

pretty funny that that feature is still working