Elon Musk

Dang, I assume that was (inept) spam. Banned.

I am interested in new ideas, maybe give paul a chance

we’re through the looking glass here people

what do you guys think the probability is that Elon has seen this thread? probably non-zero!

I mean, Paul there has a very interesting filmography over on imdb.

"quality is something you definitely cannot afford to compromise"

New board description?

guess papers best prices

i've never had quality, are u willing to accept any of the rest of my shit for a deal, world

Tesla price just keeps dropping. Saw Elon was being rounded on by right wing Twitter for his refusal to unban Alex Jones.

wonder what it would take for him to get fired from tesla

hope i can get a tesla for five bucks soon and enter it into a demolition derby

A consummation devoutly to be wished

Xp

crash the tesla once it combusts and burns for five days

Teslakuh

Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday?

Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day

You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights

We burn a Tesla in remembrance

— Elder Rubber Asylum (@Rubberasylum) November 18, 2022

wow it still works!

haha

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiH_jo3XkAA8ux4?format=jpg&name=large

What are the words “Taylor Swift” doing there?

Why is israel engaging with Kanye for clout

Anyone else feel like they're getting weirder/sketchier/more random suggested tweets? Just anecdotal, but the timeline feels more cluttered.

Oops I guess that should have gone on the Twitter thread. I forget which one I'm on.

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What are the words “Taylor Swift” doing there?

― Tracer Hand, Monday, November 21, 2022 7:42 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i have done some research and the country of israel tagged taylor swift in their post as a reference to:

Taylor Swift: “I Would Very Much Like To Be Excluded From This Narrative”
Swift wrote a note on Instagram in response to the video Kim Kardashian posted of Swift’s phone conversation with Kanye West.

xp lol

who could have predicted this

Twitter won’t restart paid verification until ‘significant impersonations’ stop, Elon Musk tells employees https://t.co/htpnMtov4m pic.twitter.com/a4GYMd5YI6

— The Verge (@verge) November 22, 2022

He is running this site in a dumber way than I ever would have predicted

Staggering. The dumbness. I’m dumbstruck

its really something

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiIJEl_XEAEoDmY?format=jpg&name=large

lmao

idc if real or fake

i did search and its in a bunch of tweets at least, good enough for me lol

Are there "ratings" for social media platforms, or is he just incapable of thinking of things in any terms other than those of 1980s television?

app stores have ratings prob what hes talking about

crazy truth social doesnt have a web interface you cant just go look at trumps truth tweets

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

test test

oh there u go hey

i guess that post was fake, sowwy

either that was fake or it got untruthed

Like I said I don’t care if it’s fake

+1 silbytruthed

its real in that its true its super truth social

lmao i would be so chatty tell him about my week

Going forward, all Twitter employees are now required to send an email every Friday updating Elon Musk with what they are working on and “code samples” if they are engineers, per internal memo sent out. Hardcore! https://t.co/Vx5TH5yU7X

— Alex Heath (@alexeheath) November 22, 2022

The man must be made of pure cocaine at this point.

Maybe direct access to uncut shit was the Bolivia coup motivation rather than lithium.

once he's down to like <30 employees this is v manageable. check back next week

How is he so bad at understanding how humans operate, what humans like and don't like, the kinds of humans other humans do and do not enjoy working for, etc. Oh right sociopathy, nm.

Plus the privilege of never having to care what other people think or learn how to connect with them. See also DJT obv.

is he doing this like "twitter employees, justify your existence" ?