Elon Musk

what if twitter and crypto fail on the same day does that mean none of it counts, we all just wake up from a dream

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/Bolon_Yokte%27_K%27uh.jpg

i feel bad for twitter workers but this is tremendous content

he absolutely had some of his tesla sycophants have some very brief chats with people about stuff they barely understand, who then explained it to him and now he's micro-managing the infra pic.twitter.com/IlDrkPdBvn

— wint32 (@mountain_ghosts) November 14, 2022

If I worked there I would be so mad if I were one of the ones that didn’t get laid off

btw no one uses the term rpc right, hes just trying to say request

Yeah he means requests probably

and the reason he thinks theres a thousand requests for a page load is because he doesnt understand what graphql is doing

i just looked up rpc and based on ten seconds of scanning it seems like its a situation where you make a request that could be fulfilled locally or remotely, which would describe how graphql works

or he does understand how it works he just decided he doesnt like the batching

and hes trying make the situation sound much worse than it is to give him an excuse to break twitter, idk lol

i mean some of the requests are rpcs as an implementation detail. no one talks like that though.

someone told him the word and he loved it

someone told him it was more hardcore than REST

tbf rest is not very hardcore, just taking it easy, thats the life

Anyway, the people that give Musk long-leash support are like the labels throwing money at some '80s synth guy.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 November 2022 bookmarkflaglink

What

I love his energy

He’s fired

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 14, 2022

what a pos

pic.twitter.com/6GykHxlH5r

— Josh Mankiewicz (@JoshMankiewicz) November 13, 2022

tweeting a screenshot of a tumblr post…nature is healing

xpost - I 100% buy that Elon had no intention of firing that guy until he saw the tweets suggesting he do so

lol otm

oof the replies to his tweets are a new level of dismal

Found another one, Elon! https://t.co/0HjqXZpyr1

— ✨Chicago✨ (@chicago_glenn) November 14, 2022

need a new snigglet for combo of snitch and stan

"team freedom of speech"

He can name her to his new Katch All Rogue Employees Now Squad.

lol

however degraded musk is people rooting for firings in his comments are somehow lower

note the meme signature

@elonmusk pic.twitter.com/qPSBr3PK8j

— Tesla DMV -Washington DC, Maryland, Virginia (@FSDbetaa) November 14, 2022

oof

come on, evil young children. turning point usa is where you want to work, not this flameout twitter stuff

Part of today will be turning off the “microservices” bloatware. Less than 20% are actually needed for Twitter to work!

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 14, 2022

this could go extraordinarily poorly

seems less funny now.

Just imagine how much money he would save if he fired everyone, turned it off, and quit. Twitter would go from losing billions to losing nothing.

ah very nice slam dunk

apparently they didnt turn off 2-factor authentication but they DID turn off the service that sends you the 2-factor authentication code. so if you log out and try to log in with an authentication code you simply wont receive one. lol. lmao https://t.co/CoTqonsagG

— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) November 14, 2022

oh, details

“Only 1 factor is necessary, 2 is waste of RPCs and compute”

musk stans (god I hate that term) are terrifying, these interactions with twitter engineers who are speaking up are insane. their craven need for a strong authoritarian daddy figure whom you never disagree with is just off the rails.

Elon is just demanding random people on his website tell him how it works now pic.twitter.com/k3jEG9DVZz

— worms cited (@christapeterso) November 14, 2022

he's confused about requests again

lmao

what a maroon

Please don't call posting work.

Elon Musk complains about his brutal work schedule: 'I torture myself' https://t.co/z5oBy6thQt pic.twitter.com/7wr0u5Aa7L

— New York Post (@nypost) November 14, 2022

c'mon bro, posting is not work, it's what you do when you are procrastinating work

like I am right now

elon should consider running fewer companies idk

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Gave Kyle Rittenhouse a reply today…

Was just coming here to post that

In the mentions of a verified murderer cool pic.twitter.com/e2c1Ohb0D1

— Aaron Stewart-Ahn (@somebadideas) November 14, 2022

I am learning about all the other crap that goes on in social media too

this is actually a really valuable tool that can be used, for instance, to determine whether a tweet was made using a commercial social media management tool or by an individual using the app on their phone. https://t.co/FwCeSZIJEu

— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) November 14, 2022

I'm great at detecting when a tweet was composed by a tool

ayy