I am starting to suspect Old Lunch of having an elaborate studio and a team of prop crews and extras to create those. Meantime the rest of us are like
https://i.imgur.com/w2HTCmX.jpeg
― blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link
thanks old lunch for pulling us through these trying times
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:30 (one year ago) link
some absolutely breathtaking high points of cursed therein.
hard to choose favorites when the consistency is so high.
do i favor the bone-deep cringe that rusted bathtub shots always elicit in me, or the powerful and intriguing aftertaste of the cucumbers in the movie theater
and what of the mannequins in the meat fridge next to the child holding flowers, a super group of cursed elements together that must have been staged in some way and yet is no less powerful because of it?
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:38 (one year ago) link
re "staged"
people in a CI picture where you absolutely can't tell (bcz artful? bcz we are just intruders in their realm?) if this is a performance or verité(the kid's performing but what about the woman pushing the trolley…)― mark s, Thursday, 9 March 2017 23:21 (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink
(the kid's performing but what about the woman pushing the trolley…)
― mark s, Thursday, 9 March 2017 23:21 (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink
naturally the picture attached to this observation has since vanished: it was of a woman pushing an ordinary shopping trolley with a child lying on its bottom shelf (if that's what you call it), his head and legs sticking out deliberately stiffly
― mark s, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 20:02 (one year ago) link
the one with the sofa in the bathroom and the flowers in the urinal has stuck with me
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link
amazing thread here, worth a few embeds
trained my tiktok algorithm to show videos that are so surreal you feel like you’re dreaming. here’s a thread of my favorites pic.twitter.com/rL1dneP8Rb— drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 (@drewcoffman) November 10, 2022
eggs? pic.twitter.com/HuznJASytt— drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 (@drewcoffman) November 10, 2022
“my house 😞” pic.twitter.com/wEMr8B9GuR— drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 (@drewcoffman) November 10, 2022
hospital room’s assets are still loading in pic.twitter.com/I7U6AU1hgx— drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 (@drewcoffman) November 10, 2022
extremely normal restaurant experience pic.twitter.com/KoSy6fSN5F— drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 (@drewcoffman) November 10, 2022
just getting something from the garage pic.twitter.com/avh0XKMBYD— drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 (@drewcoffman) November 10, 2022
when the plug pull up ‼️‼️ pic.twitter.com/f1FRtdOJmN— drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 (@drewcoffman) November 10, 2022
I mean pic.twitter.com/U38xUkWOib— Smithe (@smitheone) November 10, 2022
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:16 (one year ago) link
I just learned about that guy somewhere. He's in Red Hook and going viral.
― dan selzer, Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:52 (one year ago) link
Hmmm. Is it cheating to use an algorithm? Do we need to ask Old Lunch to pee in a cup to ensure he's not using suspect methods to gather the horrors above?
― blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:55 (one year ago) link
what if old lunch is "creating the news" by making these cursed things happen
like "get in there and toss some lettuce over the glass panel to the worker"
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:58 (one year ago) link
"go fill your garage with bubbles and then search through it with a tiki torch"
I don't care if OL staging these or not, you try dragging a couch and flowers into a public urinal.
― The Bankruptcy of the Planet of the Apes (PBKR), Thursday, 10 November 2022 21:16 (one year ago) link
lord knows i've tried, the government red tape preventing a normal good time from happening is just unbelievable
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 21:18 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Paq0I6T.jpg
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 24 November 2022 14:54 (one year ago) link
ouch
― corrs unplugged, Thursday, 24 November 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ygD7NIT.png
the painting. only one painting.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 December 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link
subtly cursed isn't any less cursed
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 1 December 2022 21:03 (one year ago) link
needs more lamps
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 1 December 2022 22:30 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fj1uIk2XgAExA4A?format=jpg&name=medium
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 13 December 2022 15:57 (one year ago) link
my favorites are definitely the non-euclidean geometry ones where you have no ides what you are looking at or what direction is up. Unsettling, to me at least.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 13 December 2022 16:37 (one year ago) link
yeah that's a good one
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 13 December 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link
like the image is cursed but you are even more cursed for trying to decipher it
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 13 December 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link
sorry for political but 'cursed' was the first thing that came to mind
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkIYTrBWYBcsr_3?format=jpg&name=large
― ꙮ (map), Friday, 16 December 2022 22:11 (one year ago) link
love 2 eat while massive gandhi stares at me
― Definite Article, The (cat), Friday, 16 December 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link
I thought Obama was Humphrey Bogart for a second there. Can I add Margaret Thatcher to the 'which American obsession is the worst?' thread?
― Gulf VAR Syndrome (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 December 2022 10:01 (one year ago) link
I'm very concerned about the ladies whose butts are on fire. Hope they're ok!
― Cow_Art, Saturday, 17 December 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link
At first Obama looked like Lee Harvey Oswald to me
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 17 December 2022 16:21 (one year ago) link
Jár pic.twitter.com/McXnTh1IRq— Joe Whitt (@joeobligations) December 19, 2022
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 20 December 2022 20:37 (one year ago) link
The Last House on Holland Island pic.twitter.com/cv93c8QaFz— Evil Buildings (@EvilsBuildings) December 21, 2022
― mark s, Wednesday, 21 December 2022 19:47 (one year ago) link
Sorry for bringing moving images to the cursed image thread but I found this random thing saved to one of my YT playlists and was like 'what is this and why did I save it' and, oh, I saved it because it's intensely cursedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqDL5b3vuXM(The thing has almost no views so I have no idea how I initially found it and have no recollection of saving it so it might be legitimately cursed.)
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link
That's Jollibee.
― dan selzer, Wednesday, 21 December 2022 20:22 (one year ago) link
yeah, not too strange just bad audio
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 20:44 (one year ago) link
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/viktor-ivanovs-turkey-bear-most-2953431
― koogs, Friday, 23 December 2022 11:52 (one year ago) link
i thought the images weren't showing in that because of bad reception but i think there's a bigger problem, so another link https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/9rn2hj/teddy_bear_made_of_turkey_designed_for_christmas/
― koogs, Friday, 23 December 2022 18:46 (one year ago) link
warning: these are not cursed. not quite. but i love these images, some of them are in the same cursed universe, and there are SO MANY, and they're all low-resolution. that very last photo, after the dozens and dozens that precede is, almost poignant
https://www.riverfronttimes.com/stlouis/everything-you-can-buy-at-the-way-out-club-estate-sale-photos/Slideshow/39183219/39183571
― Karl Malone, Friday, 30 December 2022 21:37 (one year ago) link
worth exploringhttps://www.instagram.com/chaoticfoods/
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 January 2023 20:27 (one year ago) link
https://www.tiktok.com/@mellinext/video/7183956269366086954
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 17:20 (one year ago) link
Rapidly closed the tab!
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 20 January 2023 20:05 (one year ago) link
I'm completely ignorant of bird anatomy but so like...they're hiding an entire actual mouth inside their beak-mouth? Is that's what's happening there? Because I don't like that. I don't like that at all.A mild sidestep from that video is anything that shows the close-up inner working of an elephant's mouth. Once you see it, prepare to be dead immediately afterwards. It will make you dead.
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Saturday, 21 January 2023 00:40 (one year ago) link
one thing i don't like to think about is what my eyeballs look like without the skin layers in front of it. we are all revolting creatures
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 January 2023 00:46 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnBC12CX0AE9eSj?format=jpg&name=large
― ꙮ (map), Sunday, 22 January 2023 02:18 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/M5fLkEX.png
― "Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 20:02 (one year ago) link
omg, weird at first but after giving it a second, looks delicious.
― dan selzer, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 20:15 (one year ago) link
Yeah, I would eat the shit out of that
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 20:30 (one year ago) link
If the egg's a little jammy all the better.
And salt and pepper or good but how about some paprika or tajin.
― dan selzer, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 20:38 (one year ago) link
I like to think those eggs are deviled, not cursed.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 22:15 (one year ago) link
cursed be these bedeviled eggs
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 22:23 (one year ago) link
now i'm hungry
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 22:27 (one year ago) link
cursed........... with hunger
Snake was stuck in the ceiling and then this happened 😳👀 pic.twitter.com/RdfhWOlxki— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) February 13, 2023
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 05:09 (one year ago) link
Fucking hell!
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 10:22 (one year ago) link