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no new defensive wounds on my hands lead me to believe i did not get my ass kicked.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:53 (twenty years ago)

Maybe you tried to wrestle a parking meter?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:56 (twenty years ago)

(Also: don't hang out with skinheads, kids. Sooner or later it will turn into calls to or from the ER at 4am.)

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:57 (twenty years ago)

Ok, so you kicked your own ass.

― Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:59 (twenty years ago)

"pls tell me u made it home ok wild man."

hahaha No that does not sound like the set up for a story involving puppies and rainbows.

― Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:00 (twenty years ago)

Once I went out with Jeff and Jenny and had to wear a brace around my ribs for three days. I know not wherefore.

― Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:03 (twenty years ago)

I got cathartically drunk last night.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:13 (twenty years ago)

That's not really true. I just got pretty hammered, but I remember everything and I'm not hurt. So I just got plain old drunk.

KENAN on the other hand....well he and I had to leave the Gold Star because he decided that the best course of action was to turn to a dude at the bar and say "My friend has AIDS" and then immediately fall off his bar stool onto his back. After 2 shots and 1 beer.

Yeh.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:16 (twenty years ago)

I was very tired. I told you not to take me out! Didn't I tell you? And then you were like, "Oh, I can convince you," and then I was like, "Don't do that to me, man."

I'm fine this morning. I was more blood-sugary than drunk.

― Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:18 (twenty years ago)

Last night I did something to a man's butt. Well, a few things.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:26 (twenty years ago)

and you act WASTED when you're blood sugary. more drunk than drunk.

xp was it a nice ass?

― Juulia (julesbdules), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:27 (twenty years ago)

I was very tired. I told you not to take me out! Didn't I tell you? And then you were like, "Oh, I can convince you," and then I was like, "Don't do that to me, man."

then i was all like 'oh come on!' and you were all, 'no dude! i totally can't go out' and i was like, 'just for one' and you were all 'ok' and i was like 'dude' and you were like 'i'm all blood sugary' and i wasalllikeandyouwereallandi wasallasali;kgq3n2w9 y048932wn-069

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:29 (twenty years ago)

xp it was a nice ass. very cordial and accomodating.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and there was the half pint of Jim Beam that was on my table this morning, opened but otherwise untouched, and I remembered that Jesse and I went to the store to get MORE BOOZE after I fell on my ass, but even I knew that it was a bad idea to drink it.

― Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:33 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://students.haverford.edu/fucs/images/drunk%20pumpkin.jpg

"Oh, and there was the half pint of Jim Beam that was on my table this morning, opened but otherwise untouched, and I remembered that Jesse and I went to the store to get MORE BOOZE after I fell on my ass, but even I knew that it was a bad idea to drink it."

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:35 (twenty years ago)

D. OH.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:35 (twenty years ago)

http://students.haverford.edu/fucs/images/drunk%20pumpkin.jpg

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:36 (twenty years ago)

Wow. Post a pic of a vomiting jack o'lantern and kill a thread.

Sir Shopsalot bought this yesterday.

http://static.flickr.com/50/138306881_177556a62b.jpg?v=0

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:59 (twenty years ago)

That would be a framed pic of Russian soldiers killing German soldiers with Russian text and 2 identical pics of Lenin with Arabic writing.

Now that I posted this I guess it helps me make up my mind as to whether this could be a Christmas gift for Jenny or something for my house.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:00 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/48/137736740_00f859272f.jpg?v=0

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:04 (twenty years ago)

You're gonna have to exaplain that one, Jesse.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:05 (twenty years ago)

That's Courtney.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:12 (twenty years ago)

Drunk on Busch Light at the steeplechase.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:13 (twenty years ago)

And with a dude that may well be wearing The World's Ugliest Shirt.

― Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Well, it is Charlotte, NC. And he's probably a Republican.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:17 (twenty years ago)

She is clearly marketing for Busch.

http://static.flickr.com/55/137723882_42a970d3d1.jpg?v=0

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:19 (twenty years ago)

Republican or not, he looks like some kinda gay bumblebee.

― Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:20 (twenty years ago)

Does dude's tounge has a notch in it?

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:20 (twenty years ago)

That dude is going to get so much pussy tonight.

― Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:20 (twenty years ago)

Has that dude's tounge a notch?

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:21 (twenty years ago)

Charlotte, NC

http://static.flickr.com/44/137723881_3462eba569.jpg?v=0

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:22 (twenty years ago)

What's with this dude's tongue?

http://static.flickr.com/54/137719468_d8c797e9dc.jpg?v=0

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:23 (twenty years ago)

It's okay that I hate all of these people, isn't it?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:24 (twenty years ago)

xpost It hungers.

― Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:24 (twenty years ago)

Courtney's brother

http://static.flickr.com/39/83573863_d1e59c7b69.jpg?v=0

Why am I posting this here? I can't imagine that anyone cares at all.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:25 (twenty years ago)

You're not allowed to hate Courtney. Besides her, I guess it's fine. Seriously, this is Charlotte in a nutshell. Rich and white. Except for the poor black parts.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:26 (twenty years ago)

It's okay that I hate all of these people, isn't it?

I think it's required.

― Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:26 (twenty years ago)

because pictures are entertaining, and it's monday morning, and dammit we need entertainment. xp of course

article i am reading:

songbirds can learn basics of grammar(there's a free trial of the site)

"What the experiment shows is that language and animal cognition is a lot more complicated than scientists once thought and that there is no "single magic bullet" that separates man from beast, said Jeffrey Elman, a professor of cognitive science at UCSD, who was not part of the Gentner research team."

― Juulia (julesbdules), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:27 (twenty years ago)

XP to the tongue(s):

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/slime2.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:28 (twenty years ago)

Dear Julia, I wish I knew you better so I could pop over and we could fry up some chicken-fried steak and watch TV. But I don't, so go straight to hell.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:29 (twenty years ago)

xpost-- i don't get the slime reference.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:29 (twenty years ago)

oh wait.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:29 (twenty years ago)

dear jesse, you too. go to hell that is, because i'm not much of a fan of chicken fried steak.

but i do like tv. i'm a bit worried about my tv watching because i was programming my vcr and discovered that i kinda want to buy something from the home shopping channel. is that the first step toward something truly sinister?

― Juulia (julesbdules), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:34 (twenty years ago)

VCR. LOL.

DVR is $9 per month.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:34 (twenty years ago)

i am a luddite.

― Juulia (julesbdules), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

I know and love Courtney, but hate all those people she's with, except her bro whom I think is pretty cute, even though I've never met him.

Courtney needs to move here, stat, or else she'll start to believe that's what the whole world looks like.

― Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

"What the experiment shows is that language and animal cognition is a lot more complicated than scientists once thought and that there is no "single magic bullet" that separates man from beast..."

Awesome. The more we know, the less special people are. That's great in my book -- we seriously need to be taken down a notch.

― Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

You have 'ludes?!

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

Which reminds me -- I left my awesome evolutionary psychology book at your place, Jules. I miss it.

― Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

That's why Courtney has to be drunk ALL THE TIME. It's the only way she can live in Charlotte and not cry herself to sleep every night.

― Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

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