Elon Musk

I love the idea of this idiot burning time and resources just playing whac-a-mole with all the parody accounts that he personally prompted with his stupid policy changes.

sad nerds are only one part of his online army the rest and prob more significant part are people who have a financial interest in his success, theres obvs those who own stock or whatever in tesla or whatever, and then probably there are people who are paid to post as elon fans probably via pr firms that offer that service, i only say probably cause i dont really remember the details but i think theyve been pretty conclusively tracked down

whole thing starts to make more sense if hes got reddit mods and so forth on the payroll, and it worked so well for a long time, the msm obvs loves the story of a genius titan whos trying to save the world, then he was seduced by the posters life, a genuine tragedy

citizen kane but he says “pwned bud”

lmao

lol pic.twitter.com/GJX06GwdcV

— Elon Musk Fondles Dogs (@chaser) November 7, 2022

Look, it feels like even posting this is a trap, but yes, this is a picture of a nazi soldier and his carrier pigeons from WWII.https://t.co/yWub0APlFl pic.twitter.com/UPSofU04Jl

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 7, 2022

My parents can take screenshots and this guy can’t?

If you don’t like Twitter anymore, there is awesome site called Masterbatedone pic.twitter.com/Jl7lpC5oEu

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022

why doesnt he just hire people to write posts for him, masterbatedone is very poorly formed, why does it have an e on the end is he trying to write masturbate(sp) done, masturbatedon while still pretty lame would at lest be recognizable as a joke

Trying to be funny in a foreign language.

the foreign language is being funny

I'm glad he had clothes on in that reflection

Tesla stock still falling btw

down about 50% from its peak which was about a year ago

down 5% so far today lol

HODL

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What do you call someone who is a master at baiting?

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022

jfc this just gets more and more dumb with every passing hour

This is why he earns the big bucks

forget 92 hours, he hasn't slept for ten days

elon's 4D chess is that "Masturbatedon" or "Masterbatedon" might be read as "masturbate don" i.e. elon wants to stroke donald trump... he's heading off that insult before it can even begin! :-)

he could really plumb some new depths if he came out as kinky and poly

Another fun thing: for years, he was a reply guy in The Onion's mentions.

And then they made fun of him a couple times. And he responded by pivoting to the right-wing satire site that publishes "Elon in a mech suit" fanfic. Watch the shift: pic.twitter.com/UqfkpM7oFW

— Parker Molloy - Subscribe at ReadTPA.com (@ParkerMolloy) November 7, 2022

But yeah, this is what he thinks is the height of comedy: fan-fiction about how cool he is pic.twitter.com/zEdHGQ3PAx

— Parker Molloy - Subscribe at ReadTPA.com (@ParkerMolloy) November 7, 2022

He deleted the dirty screen tweet and retweeted a couple of Tesla tweets lol

cool cool cool

To independent-minded voters:

Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022

so Twitter is now officially a mouthpiece for the Republican party?

It’s a mouthpiece for someone that’s doesn’t treat his bipolar disorder.

It’s interesting. Jack was semi-public about his struggle with manic depression. Ev too. I don’t think Musk has ever spoken publicly about his clear issues.

He has! https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/15/business/elon-musk-tesla-board.html

It’d feel more like a win for the bipolar community if there wasn’t so much … uh, baggage.

I'm just trying to picture the absolute uproar if, say, Zuckerberg flat out said everyone should vote for Democrats. All hell would break loose.

Meant to qualify that with if he used his official Facebook platform to do so.

“therefore I recommend” is just absolutely killing me

the classic "guy who cannot take an L or log off"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fg7q9ZJVsAAoIzT?format=jpg&name=medium

There’s a whole account for this stuff

Elon Musk liked a tweet from Eva Fox 🦊Claudius Nero’s Legion 🐺 https://t.co/oDBwElNolN

— ELON ALERTS (@elon_alerts) November 7, 2022

This feels like watching Trump's first week in office if he misplaced the keys to the White House and spent three hours on camera looking for them

He's tanking the site, he's drowning in debt, he's a huge fucking baby, and he reads his mentions.

— Jacob Silverman (@SilvermanJacob) November 7, 2022

cool cool cool

🐦[To independent-minded voters:

Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022🕸]🐦

lmao he's fucked https://t.co/MEL9lYlqQW

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) November 7, 2022

someone that’s doesn’t treat his bipolar disorder

certainly has all the earmarks of someone riding their mania straight at a fiery crash into the mountain

maybe he'll make Kanye Chief Product Officer

interesting

re the yang tweet

https://t.co/zUkuY3rsNq pic.twitter.com/JaTJo2CzyE

— Jesse (@RequiemArm) November 7, 2022

Oh no, they suspended @danielradcliffe's Twitter account! Wasn't it obvious he was doing a PARODY???

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) November 7, 2022

He's such a dummy. By going full goblin and imposing such a strict my way or the highway binary, he's pretty much whittling down the number of people that would pay to associate with him and in turn prop up his ego/clout. He is indeed going to end up in a the same sort of parallel universe as Trump, surrounded by yes men, Scott Baio and Three Doors Down.

hatchi matchi

Bullied Loner Plans Office Shooting https://t.co/vi1zjXxjB3 pic.twitter.com/uLVy73blc1

— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 7, 2022

They should stick him in the middle with a big flag when the fabled "both sides" he loves so much start unloading on each other.

WAIT! Don't go!

Tech insider Casey Newton tweeted Saturday that some Twitter employees are getting called back in after getting sacked Friday. Those who are being asked to return, according to Insider, were key to Twitter’s operations; it's unclear why these individuals were chosen to be laid off in the first place.

Elon Musk is basically what you get if you take Steve Jobs and drain his genius for design, commitment to excellence and ability to bring out the best in people, even better than they themselves thought possible. What you're left with is a destructive, selfish narcissist promoting vaporware.

just rebrand it Shitter already

I mean, it's already in the toilet.