Elon Musk

Riding giantess

Time for ILX to hire

Twitter is basically the main platform used by corporations, media organizations, prominent individuals, and even nation states to communicate directly with the public. About half of what people talk about on cable news are responses to tweets. Should be treated like a utility.

no authentication! he really thinks people just want the check

We saw internal docs with more insight into the new Twitter Blue:

-Launch on Nov. 7 but only in current markets (US, CA, Aus, NZ)
-Check marks for subscribers, no current ID authentication
-Some features announced by Musk won't be ready
-Euro launch soonhttps://t.co/K646aQrThi pic.twitter.com/1jToHytXfi

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) November 3, 2022

Some features announced by Musk won't be ready

but
the team
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the office

The "pay money to DM" thing is presumably opt-in (like a low rent Cameo) but god what a beautiful scam - you know that when Trump is back his DMs will be open and every guy with Oakleys and a CCW will be spending $8 a pop to send him a DM that will be immediately deleted by Eric Trump.

lebron james cannot wait to pay $96 a year so twitter can make money letting total freaks racially harass him in the dm’s https://t.co/1Tp5Vk27b0

— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) November 3, 2022

Finally get to tell Emo Philips what I think about his so-called 'haircut' hrummphh

Should be treated like a utility.

Utilities are regulated, but in return they are usually guaranteed a profit of maybe 7% or 8%. This would be like Elon finding a gold mine while picking his nose.

das a lotta servers baby

BREAKING: Elon Musk has directed Twitter’s teams to find over $1 billion in annual infrastructure cost savings by cutting cloud services and extra server space, per Reuters.

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) November 3, 2022

Being down three days a month should be a boon for revenue

I'll say this much, at this point the reason I haven't left Twitter yet could very well be Elon Musk.

his thinking is prob something like i can cut all the stuff that not twitters core functionality various expensive in salary and computation stuff like machine learning moderation and whatnot then those savings + revenue from my new subscription stuff will look good if i can sell twitter before it collapses

Lol that is definitely what he is doing. Pretty funny he was forced to buy it.

couple issues with that is hes doing it in an extremely messy public way that turns users and advertisers off, and if youre trying to sell to private equity or whatever you already did the thing that they like to do ie gut the companies and saddle them with debt so its less interesting to them

Twitter is basically the main platform used by corporations, media organizations, prominent individuals, and even nation states to communicate directly with the public. About half of what people talk about on cable news are responses to tweets. Should be treated like a utility.

its kinda true but also if twitter ceased to exist everything would be ok

I see it now.. this is The Producers of social media

I think it's quite possible that the only thing on Musk's mind right now is finding a way to make his money back, future of Twitter be damned, like a one-man private equity group.

contrast elon trying to deny people their severance with how stripe is handling its layoffs https://stripe.com/en-gb-nl/newsroom/news/ceo-patrick-collisons-email-to-stripe-employees

There are roughly 75 million cable subscribers in the US, which is about equal to the numbers of supposed US Twitter users. The argument that something like that should be treated as a utility is absurd.

we can treat it as a utility if we want

It’s not about the direct users though, it’s about how many things start there and spread to conventional media. Its influence surpasses its popularity and makes it problematic to have in the hands of a single person.

I mean it seems like he is mostly going to wreck it, which would be fine, but in principle

“this mind rot is so influential on the other mind rot, surely we must make it a public utility “

its a reasonable argument

however i do think twitter was kinda toast before musk ever got ahold of it and now its really toast

He's going to turn it into some kind of unusable myspace junk and then sell it off for like $15 million or something. He's probably the only person in the world who could afford to burn through $44 billion, and he's going to do it.

thats my guess too

I wonder if that will deflate the cult of musk that has emerged on the right. Some ppl are very worshipful in how they talk about this guy

what could really deflate it is if he doesnt let them organize murders on his site

Well the oath keepers and such, yes. But even your average rogan listener sees him as a brilliant visionary

If the Cult of Trump is any indication, every failure will only boost his standing among the faithful.

Kanye seems to have actually lost his fans though.

It’s very hard to say how these things shake out.

i mean joe rogan spread the litter boxes in classrooms conspiracy the other day, this shit is way off the rails

Would replacing toilets with litter boxes at twitter save money on water? Could be a good idea

But yeah i get your point. The whole right wing and alt media space in america is extremely radical and irresponsible. These are the people who seem to love elon, even though i don’t think right wingers drive electric cars…

theres another problem for him

there's definitely a right wing type that drives teslas, i know a guy through work who is exactly that

The fail whale! Hahah this whole situ gets more fkn hilarious every 12 hours or so. Except the staff layoffs part, that isn't funny.

there is def a conservative ev driver but i wouldnt say its the most common guy

Lmao at charging $8 for a check mark with no authentication the day before the us elections. What could go wrong.

they're free market libertarian types who think elon is a genius and are also getting socially conservative as they age

i know ive said it before itt but elon used to have a just perfect public image and he threw it in the trash for what to post some memes

one theory i heard was that elon went right in order to court that demo to buy teslas cause he used up all the liberals by selling them shitty cars, i do not think thats true but its a nice theory anyway

True

once upon a time only a different set of weird nerds understood this meme now everybody does. pic.twitter.com/AoR763T1oB

— Atrios (@Atrios) November 3, 2022

What's strange is that there are a lot fewer weird nerds in my mentions when I criticize Musk than there were before he bought Twitter.

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) November 3, 2022

one theory i heard was that elon went right in order to court that demo to buy teslas cause he used up all the liberals by selling them shitty cars, i do not think thats true but its a nice theory anyway

― lag∞n, Thursday, November 3, 2022 9:05 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah this strategy is too coherent for elon

i don’t think right wingers drive electric cars…

The Trumpy neighbor across the alley from me drives a plug-in hybrid and just got solar.

sales are already pretty even (you have to be rich enough to buy a Tesla in the first place and thus...) but Elon's not hurting Tesla as a brand with conservatives
https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/03/cars/tesla-buyer-politics/index.html