Elon Musk

we should have let him take it in there and sealed it shut

wait he was going to drive the submarine?

The Liz Truss of the social media world

― Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 3 November 2022 bookmarkflaglink

A least it's only social media.

It's just logic.

"Changpeng Zhao, the chief executive and founder of Binance, said “a slimmer workforce would make more sense” at the social media platform. The cryptocurrency exchange has invested $500m (£441m) in Twitter as part of Musk’s $44bn takeover, which completed last week and has been followed by a stream of changes and mooted overhauls of the company ever since."

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/nov/03/twitter-may-axe-half-its-workforce-as-key-investor-backs-job-cuts-elon-musk

“I trust him by reputation “ lmfao

When your team is pushing round the clock to make deadlines sometimes you #SleepWhereYouWork https://t.co/UBGKYPilbD

— Esther Crawford ✨ (@esthercrawford) November 2, 2022

!remind one week

hah

https://i.imgur.com/rQyJQyg.jpg

Reply to your dms btw

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 3 November 2022 01:30 (twelve hours ago) link

I only get DMs from Twitter Blue members.

reddit brain

Elon Musk Told Twitter Advertisers He Plans to Offer Tiers of Content Moderation Similar to Movie Age Ratings https://t.co/gPp0fhuygT

— Matt Navarra (@MattNavarra) November 3, 2022

Hey, white supremacists! Have we got a deal for you! Hang out with all your friends in a warm, welcoming space tailor made for you. All for a low, low introductory price.

G = Fascist-free
PG = Mild Fascism
R = Full Mussolini

It'll be like the MPAA - the hard r pushes you to the top tier, but they'll let a little softcore racism slip through for the kids, as a treat.

Just waiting for Muskcoin and the "buy an NFT to keep yoru blue check" nightmare

I would like to catfish Elon

Just stunning how this is playing out in full public view: 'We don't know what the fuck we're doing, what would you do smart ass??'

Meaning I'd like to fry him and have five to ten people eat him

My meemaw has a great recipe hold on a sec

When it's going great

Since taking over a week ago, Musk has not even officially told his new staff that he is in charge. Or that he fired their CEO and other top leaders. Staff have to follow his tweets to learn about major changes in company direction. "We're all working for the Trump White House." pic.twitter.com/Mmq3dASoXF

— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) November 3, 2022

https://collectiveaction.tech/2022/a-layoff-guide-for-tweeps/

it makes sense tho because the company is twitter

At Twitter, Twitter is Microsoft Teams.

I think it would be a great idea to have a Twitter tier just for militias and domestic terrorists and folks like that. Elon, hit me up at @Christopher Wray

"Why is this not done? I tweeted about it three days ago."

"Oh, I didn't know boss. I've got you blocked."

Yeah, funny enough I was trying to figure out why my modest feed was not stuffed with Musk shit, and then I remembered that I blocked or muted him long ago.

How long until he removes the block or mute features

he just fired the guy that knows how to do that

Twitter's new staff being shown around the place:

https://www.siasat.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/robort-scaled.jpg

"Elon Musk: Business Pioneer or Huckleberry Finn's Duke and Dauphin?"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk-business-pionee_b_12353902

https://www.huckfinnsrestaurant.com/menu/

not only does this idea seem horrible but I'm pretty sure that Reddit already tried this and pulled the plug within 2 weeks

Elon Musk Told Twitter Advertisers He Plans to Offer Tiers of Content Moderation Similar to Movie Age Ratings https://t.co/gPp0fhuygT

— Matt Navarra (@MattNavarra) November 3, 2022

apparently he's laying off 90% of the machine learning org.

giving an individual content rating for every tweet seems pretty easy to do, why waste the money on staff?

Wait wait Elon’s big pitch is that if I DON’T pay money he will STOP amplifying my tweets to people outside my usual circle???

SIGN ME UP FOR THE $0 PLAN

— Courtney Milan 🦖 (@courtneymilan) November 1, 2022

Actually,

this is all so crazy there are ways to reduce headcount that dont get strip clubs talking about it lol

PSA from Las Vegas: pic.twitter.com/gFwlzsROtY

— dev 🫧 (@bummermaid) November 3, 2022

caek quit too early

its a different kind of amazon right fellas

Seems weird how chaotic our society is.

the last bigco without a hiring freeze announced a hiring freeze this morning, so i think i quit just right tyvm.

its nice how the fed and big business are working together on this recession

Riding giantess

Time for ILX to hire

Twitter is basically the main platform used by corporations, media organizations, prominent individuals, and even nation states to communicate directly with the public. About half of what people talk about on cable news are responses to tweets. Should be treated like a utility.

no authentication! he really thinks people just want the check

We saw internal docs with more insight into the new Twitter Blue:

-Launch on Nov. 7 but only in current markets (US, CA, Aus, NZ)
-Check marks for subscribers, no current ID authentication
-Some features announced by Musk won't be ready
-Euro launch soonhttps://t.co/K646aQrThi pic.twitter.com/1jToHytXfi

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) November 3, 2022

Some features announced by Musk won't be ready

but
the team
slept
in
the office

The "pay money to DM" thing is presumably opt-in (like a low rent Cameo) but god what a beautiful scam - you know that when Trump is back his DMs will be open and every guy with Oakleys and a CCW will be spending $8 a pop to send him a DM that will be immediately deleted by Eric Trump.

lebron james cannot wait to pay $96 a year so twitter can make money letting total freaks racially harass him in the dm’s https://t.co/1Tp5Vk27b0

— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) November 3, 2022

Finally get to tell Emo Philips what I think about his so-called 'haircut' hrummphh

Should be treated like a utility.

Utilities are regulated, but in return they are usually guaranteed a profit of maybe 7% or 8%. This would be like Elon finding a gold mine while picking his nose.

das a lotta servers baby

BREAKING: Elon Musk has directed Twitter’s teams to find over $1 billion in annual infrastructure cost savings by cutting cloud services and extra server space, per Reuters.

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) November 3, 2022