Elon Musk

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Vines problem was the videos were too short for the brain to comprehend imo

but many vines live on - on tiktok
sweet vine of grapes

| (Latham Green), Friday, 28 October 2022 19:39 (three years ago)

vine was too good for this world

lag∞n, Friday, 28 October 2022 19:40 (three years ago)

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Elon Musk says no banned Twitter accounts will be restored before a review by new "content moderation council."

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) October 28, 2022

lag∞n, Friday, 28 October 2022 19:40 (three years ago)

I reported someone for the usual shit and had a message saying they’d nuked the account within about an hour, which is as good as unheard of. They’ve obvs been ready for such an onslaught.

― piscesx, Friday, October 28, 2022 3:26 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

their policies and their implementation of those policies is not perfect, but it's pretty good, and a lot better than it was 3-4 years ago. unfortunately the person responsible for that was fired yesterday.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 28 October 2022 19:41 (three years ago)

Elon Musk says no banned Twitter accounts will be restored before a review by new "content moderation council."

https://cinema1544.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/bill-and-ted-future-dudes.jpg?w=1020&h=446

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 October 2022 20:11 (three years ago)

I have noticed that every trending topic I've seen today is some right wing bullshit. I'm assuming it's conservatives feeling themselves about now.

“uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Friday, 28 October 2022 20:18 (three years ago)

i find this facebook tankie extremely annoying, but this seems obviously true?

I think @elonmusk has made a huge mistake, making himself the global face of content moderation at a critical moment of struggle with governments, while maintaining massive personal exposure to challenging countries.

— Alex Stamos (@alexstamos) October 28, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 28 October 2022 21:31 (three years ago)

I guess General Motors has already begun cancelling advertising..?

I know another car company that can take up the slack!

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 28 October 2022 22:20 (three years ago)

_people on Twitter vastly overrate Twitter's actual importance_

Ha.. In MAU's (monthly active users), it's below platforms I've never even heard of.. it's even below Pinterest!

1. Facebook — 2.9 billion MAUs
2. YouTube — 2.2 billion MAUs
3. WhatsApp — 2 billion MAUs
4. Instagram — 2 billion MAUs
5. Facebook Messenger — 1.3 billion MAUs
6. WeChat — 1.26 billion MAUs
7. TikTok — 1 billion MAUs
8. Sina Weibo — 573 million MAUs
9. QQ — 538.91 million MAUs
10. Telegram — 550 million MAUs
11. Snapchat — 538 million MAUs
12. Kuaishou — 519.8 million MAUs
13. Qzone — 517 million MAUs
14. Pinterest — 444 million MAUs
15. Twitter — 436 million MAUs


if the ones you haven’t heard of are any of the following: Sina Weibo, QQ, Kuaishou and Qzone - these are all Chinese platforms (as is WeChat)

big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 28 October 2022 23:11 (three years ago)

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comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Friday, 28 October 2022 23:18 (three years ago)

my suggested topics are always useless garbage - oh you follow AOC and Ilhan Omar, you definitely want to see every attempt at a fascist hashtag!

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 28 October 2022 23:29 (three years ago)

Ed Zitron:

In short, Musk bought a company with a product that’s somewhat difficult to describe for reasons he has had a great deal of trouble elucidating. He didn’t want Twitter, he wanted to prove he could buy it, and he wanted everybody to think it was cool, which they did not. He has spent $44 billion in an attempt to make people love him only to be left with a very expensive way to make people angry at him every single day for the rest of his life.

https://ez.substack.com/p/the-death-of-the-boy-genius

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 29 October 2022 00:19 (three years ago)

what a fn dickhole

Here it is: Twitter engineers were told today to *print out* their last 30 to 60 days of code, so they could show it to Elon Musk himself.

Then they were told wait, no, actually, please shred all that code you just printed out.

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— Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton) October 28, 2022

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 October 2022 00:31 (three years ago)

learn to shred

maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 29 October 2022 00:36 (three years ago)

Here are some examples: you can write as many polite letters to advertisers as you want, but you cannot reasonably expect to collect any meaningful advertising revenue if you do not promise those advertisers “brand safety.” That means you have to ban racism, sexism, transphobia, and all kinds of other speech that is totally legal in the United States but reveals people to be total assholes. So you can make all the promises about “free speech” you want, but the dull reality is that you still have to ban a bunch of legal speech if you want to make money. And when you start doing that, your creepy new right-wing fanboys are going to viciously turn on you, just like they turn on every other social network that realizes the same essential truth.

https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/28/23428132/elon-musk-twitter-acquisition-problems-speech-moderation

death generator (lukas), Saturday, 29 October 2022 00:53 (three years ago)

This isn’t the worst strategy to find terrible engineering managers and Twitter is supposedly filled with terrible engineering managers.

Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 29 October 2022 02:34 (three years ago)

Without personal knowledge of Twitter infrastructure, I’d bet Musk is right that it’s a mess and over-staffed. Do I think he can fix that? Nope!

Wiki Foundation, for reference, spends about 100m annually.

Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 29 October 2022 02:37 (three years ago)

Musk doesn’t even know how to read code, as has been shown repeatedly.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 29 October 2022 02:47 (three years ago)

Like, he’s had to have people walk him through installing and running stuff off GitHub.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 29 October 2022 02:48 (three years ago)

some sort of stunt to keep the troops on their toes type of thing youd see in a movie im sure it went over well in real life and the workers arent say brazenly posting your code to twitter cause they dont give a shit

Happy Friday all. pic.twitter.com/Rk9m1v1hmu

— Leah Culver (@leahculver) October 28, 2022

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 October 2022 02:51 (three years ago)

a social network with constantly shifting functionality would be cool, you always have to figure out whats going on like a game, of course no one would use it and it would fail

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgPXv2mXgAAIlky?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 October 2022 13:30 (three years ago)

isnt it already this?

i mean it already fails lol but assuming we're not talking the kinds of multiple outage-dysfunction that accelerated livejournal's shift into the twilight

mark s, Saturday, 29 October 2022 13:39 (three years ago)

just had a vision of the revenant failwhale as moorcock's GHANH (aka the key denizen of a sharknado) returned from the chamber of the dead by corum's hideous jewelled eye

mark s, Saturday, 29 October 2022 13:40 (three years ago)

elric musk 😔

mark s, Saturday, 29 October 2022 13:41 (three years ago)

Can't believe @elonmusk bought Teletext. pic.twitter.com/HPE6EDBY3F

— Mr Biffo (@mrbiffo) October 28, 2022

calzino, Saturday, 29 October 2022 13:42 (three years ago)

isnt it already this?

― mark s, Saturday, October 29, 2022 9:39 AM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

to an extent, but change is too slow and iterative, ai will solve this

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 October 2022 13:54 (three years ago)

or blockchain will solve this

Twitter founder Jack Dorsey's new Bluesky Social app is now accepting users for beta testing, and is set to launch "soon". https://t.co/e6LUiprjQV

— RELENTLESSLY Gay (@queertardo) October 28, 2022

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 October 2022 13:55 (three years ago)

til jack dorsey was an ilxor viz poster blueski

mark s, Saturday, 29 October 2022 14:03 (three years ago)

🐦[Can’t believe @elonmusk🕸 bought Teletext. pic.twitter.com/HPE6EDBY3F🕸
— Mr Biffo (@mrbiffo) October 28, 2022🕸]🐦


Quality work here, can’t believe Bamber Boozler died for this

barry sito (gyac), Saturday, 29 October 2022 14:05 (three years ago)

Is Elon Musk that much worse than Jack Dorsey? I mean they are both the same ballpark of absolute cunts.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 29 October 2022 14:11 (three years ago)

richer = worse is how i break it down to an extent

mark s, Saturday, 29 October 2022 14:12 (three years ago)

Is Elon Musk that much worse than Jack Dorsey? I mean they are both the same ballpark of absolute cunts.

― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, October 29, 2022 10:11 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

they seem pretty similar even beyond being horrible rich guys tbh, tho musk personally owning twitter is a pretty different set up than jack running it as ceo of a public company, guess well see how it plays out

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 October 2022 14:24 (three years ago)

Musk is imo worse because he's a troll.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 October 2022 14:48 (three years ago)

https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/28/23428132/elon-musk-twitter-acquisition-problems-speech-moderation?fbclid=IwAR1SQ1aNpojt6ChZKgHlW1h3qGF5OOZu_oLC4DXMSJZeOccWcxnkPvHMQbw

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 29 October 2022 16:27 (three years ago)

musk doesn't seem like a genius and the fact that he's operating in bad faith makes him worse/more dangerous than jack. but but jack dorsey is an actual moron. he reminds me of peter sellers in being there.

This isn’t the worst strategy to find terrible engineering managers and Twitter is supposedly filled with terrible engineering managers.

― Allen (etaeoe), Friday, October 28, 2022 10:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

i don't think this is true. the average manager of ICs or manager of managers at twitter is not unusually bad. the problem is 1) there are too many of them. the average number of reports for a line manager is low relative to the industry. you could fire half of them and not make much operational difference. 2) there's a culture of incompetence and extreme slowness among *their* managers, right the way to the top. can't imagine where that came from. (it came from jack.)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 29 October 2022 20:31 (three years ago)

how do i become this clever?

Ok. It’s hitting me like a rock. Twitter is the social operating system for tesla. Hence tesla engineers already working with the code. It’s the software that can run communication and commerce through the tesla. Ok wow. $twtr $tsla

— Ross Gerber (@GerberKawasaki) October 29, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 29 October 2022 21:04 (three years ago)

get hit with a rock?

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 29 October 2022 21:41 (three years ago)

Nah, it's gonna take at least a falling air conditioner.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 29 October 2022 22:23 (three years ago)

it's hard for a disruptive technology, the system is stifling it. it has stuffed this one with middle management and ~feelings~ and shit.

i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Saturday, 29 October 2022 22:38 (three years ago)

What a guy. @elonmusk is making sure to fire people at Twitter before part of their year-end compensation *kicks in on Tuesday.* https://t.co/sEclZozKV5 pic.twitter.com/inw3vF0kIL

— Eric Umansky (@ericuman) October 29, 2022

, Sunday, 30 October 2022 00:00 (three years ago)

Not surprising! I personally and anecdotally know of a ton of companies at the very least dropping contract employees right before a fiscal reporting deadline. Dropping off all contractors in software at the end of Q3 to pump up Q4 numbers, etc

might result in a big hiring spree Jan1, maybe not

mh, Sunday, 30 October 2022 02:41 (three years ago)

he's also apparently firing senior staff for cause so he doesn't have to pay their golden parachutes. congratulations to the lawyers.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 30 October 2022 05:02 (three years ago)

sounds like he really is going to try to fire ~50% of people before tuesday. absolutely nuts, almost certainly in violation of the WARN act.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 30 October 2022 06:07 (three years ago)

When’s he ever had to suffer consequences for breaking the law before?

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 30 October 2022 11:45 (three years ago)

Elon Musk is now sharing conspiracy theory blog posts about the attack on Paul Pelosi. pic.twitter.com/XKolS7ogYd

— Matt Novak (@paleofuture) October 30, 2022

lag∞n, Sunday, 30 October 2022 12:28 (three years ago)

They should ban him from ... oh.

Dumb question: He owns Twitter now, which is a private company, so if he fails to foster a safe workspace, or actively does stuff to make it unsafe by promoting, I dunno, homophobic conspiracy theories or whatever, are there any legal ramifications, or is he just free to fuck around all he wants? Does a worker have any recourse besides quitting? (Assuming any workers will be left.)

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 30 October 2022 13:56 (three years ago)

no lawyer but does seem like someone could have a claim

lag∞n, Sunday, 30 October 2022 14:18 (three years ago)

When’s he ever had to suffer consequences for breaking the law before?

I know the last 5–10 years have made people extremely cynical about the law but this guy was forced to buy twitter against his will by the courts.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 30 October 2022 15:26 (three years ago)

Will be interesting to see if advertisers still want to spend money on a site whose owner uses it to post homophobic conspiracy theories in Hilary Clinton’s mentions.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 30 October 2022 15:27 (three years ago)

IANAL but i believe that it could very easily constitute creating a "hostile work environment" under civil rights and workplace harassment law. there must be a lot of case law by now where awful stuff the boss posted/shared on social media, right? i don't know, but you'd usually think someone with Musk's familiarity with right-wing online awfulness would focus very much on staying obnoxiously, trollishly on JUST the 'legal' side of things. (perhaps he will make the attempt, but totally fail because he is an egomaniacal moron, as this week has reminded everyone but his two million most sycophantic worldwide followers.)

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 30 October 2022 15:44 (three years ago)


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