like the queen this thread will never die: in which we ALL resign (ourselves to disgusting miseries to post-boris politics 2022)

Didn't take long for these ghouls to start turning on each other

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/oct/26/suella-braverman-return-after-security-breach-defended-by-james-cleverly

seeing parallels with Dallas character Jock Ewing and Suella here, the actor is dead as a doornail but they keep him alive in the soap for a few more weeks until the scriptwriters can cook up a very unimaginative storyline to kill him off.

The last year three years six years forever in British politics was all a dream

The last year three years six years forever in British politics was all a dream is what I meant to say oh never mind

the lie dream of the casino soul

this is completely fucked

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/oct/26/borders-watchdog-left-speechless-by-failings-at-migrants-centre-in-kent

I've seen some discussion re Braverman and the email, and who it was sent to and how she got found out. I'm in an aeroplane so won't see how big a splash this scandal is going to be.

But I'm guessing nothing will happen, to the point of not exactly hushing, as shushing.

It's quite late in the UK now?

Soz, night night...

live blogging from cruising height about UK politics eh? you can get paid for doing that at Novara Media!

Ooo

Should the PM crackdown on strikes?

Today, NHS and school staff are being balloted on strike action in disputes over pay.

If they vote to strike it could bring havoc to hospitals and schools across the country.

So, should Rishi Sunak crackdown on strike action? pic.twitter.com/9ARkMTLZoz

— Jeremy Vine On 5 (@JeremyVineOn5) October 27, 2022

GPs hate this man!

‘Patients deserve better than a two-week wait to see a GP. When we were in government, Labour guaranteed appointments within two days,’ said shadow health secretary Wes Streeting at the Labour Party Conference. Here, Pulse takes a closer look at his claims https://t.co/CtuJK0Mc9a pic.twitter.com/OHmnoNYhEW

— PulseToday (@pulsetoday) October 24, 2022

I can barely read this morning so can I just ask does Wes's solution involve BUPA?

Wesley seems to be suggesting that GPs are simply not trying hard enough

They tried too hard when that cunt had ok I'll stop there

coffey made a big show about 1M extra GP appointments and then a doctor on the radio said that would only by .3% more than the current yearly number

What a shit.

Tower Hamlets Mayor Lutfur Rahman (prev found guilty of electoral fraud but re-elected in May after his ban on standing for office expired in '21) has announced he will reintroduce the Education Maintenance Allowance

No info as to how it will be paid for. Most councils are skint https://t.co/lE7h6srDx7

— Rachel Wearmouth (@REWearmouth) October 26, 2022

Some random twitter person found it. It's from the council's budget.

imo EMA doesn't do much to further education but on the other hand it goes to kids who need the money so go for it

Not an immediate narrowing but it's early days.

🚨 Post-Sunak poll shows Lab 28pts ahead (+/- since 21 Oct)

🔴 Lab 51% (-5)
🔵 Con 23% (+4)
🟠 LD 9% (-1)
🟣 Ref 6% (+1)
🟡 SNP 5% (+1)
🟢 Grn 4% (-)

Seats (+/- since 2019):

🔴 Lab 442 (+240)
🔵 Con 113 (-252)
🟡 SNP 47 (-1)
🟠 LD 26 (+15)
🟢 Grn 1 (-)

Via @YouGov, 25-26 Oct pic.twitter.com/I8W6vDCeRS

— Stats for Lefties (@LeftieStats) October 27, 2022

it will narrow much much further as people see sunak as competent and labour aren’t offering an alternative.

Looking forward to hearing about the NW England / N Wales Red Duck in the analysis next time out.

lol.

i mean yes there are tough times coming. however sunak has a ready-made answer for why it’s all shit now. it was all the fault of that meddling kwarteng-truss gang. plus, you know, global headwinds. what exactly is starmer going to do differently? who knows?

Putin's illegal war in Ukraine.

Kwarteng's illegal occupation of No. 11.

it will narrow much much further as people see sunak as competent and labour aren’t offering an alternative.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 27 October 2022 bookmarkflaglink

Depends. I think it's stuff like this that Sunak needs to face. House price fall by nearly 10%, with an economic downturn too.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63411783

if the economy's suffering in 2 years time it will be incredibly hard for the Tories to win an election, but i'd like to see how well the appeal of Kieth to the general public is doing by then, assuming his colleagues haven't Julius Caesared him by then

Excellent tweet thread. It would be funny..

so Boris Johnson pulls out of the Tory leadership with a black valentine to his successor, to wit: you needed me in charge to stop an election.>

— jamie k (@jkbloodtreasure) October 27, 2022

NONCE KLAXON

We will work day in, day out to deliver for you. pic.twitter.com/bTOuIWEKUe

— UK Prime Minister (@10DowningStreet) October 28, 2022

The Daily Star: "Hey, Downing Street. Why have you used Gary Glitter in this video?"

Downing Street: "Actually, it's stock music we don't pay for."

DS: "...but it's literally Rock and Roll Part 2."

🙃https://t.co/NEifTtVkEi

— Daily Star (@dailystar) October 28, 2022

As memorably used in Joker

did this happen because all of number 10's PR stuff is run by 20-something whizz-kids who were born after his PC World disgrace and so have literally never heard a Gary Glitter song?

no it's because the tory party love paedophilia

Could be sabotage? It's all falling apart already

no it's because the conservative and unionist party enjoy, endorse and promote child sex trafficking

alright tom watson

there is no "alright" tom watson

Thread is delivering this afternoon.

This is absolutely shocking. Suella Braverman refused to let people in a dangerously overfilled migrant detention centre be moved elsewhere, leading "directly to overcrowding and outbreaks of scabies and diphtheria". https://t.co/XRnVa40qjv

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) October 29, 2022

Just serious people being serious

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/rishi-sunak-and-jeremy-hunt-plan-deep-spending-cuts-to-stop-uk-debt-being-treated-like-third-world-country-1941985

You talk of "honesty" and "integrity" a lot @Keir_Starmer, yet consistently fail to display either yourself. Perhaps you'd care to explain why you're gaslighting your followers, by photoshopping in a poppy and deleting your original Tweet?

You're a liar, a charlatan and a fraud. pic.twitter.com/XQ6g6nszjZ

— Red Collective (@RedCollectiveUK) October 29, 2022

hah hah, I thought that 'shopped poppy was a joke - the fuckers really did it!

xp

some might call them sensible people doing sensible mainstream economics, but I call it more austerity by the same evil tory cunts.

(whisper it but it was a joke really)

never admit this tho

I can't discern between what is parody and what is real on twitter any more, but it's not a problem at all.

no doubt the battery on wheels guy will set up a fact check council to take all the fun out of it

fuck poppies tbh

Did he? I didn’t see the pic.

do you wear a poopy

spraying shit all over the centopath on memorial day, just because of a misunderstanding

^ just stop oil, if you're reading

This explains why Labour wants to be seen to be tough on issues like immigration, protests and strikes. The party is gambling that it can do this without disenfranchising its left-wing, liberal base, who realistically won't back anyone else

— Tom Calver (@tomhcalver) October 30, 2022

Wrong.

According to surveys all of those issues command more popular support than they ever have before…