like the queen this thread will never die: in which we ALL resign (ourselves to disgusting miseries to post-boris politics 2022)

pundits wanking themselves daft without addressing anything that matters

they don't do one week leadership elections - this will just be a stitch up

Mother of Parliaments :)

i for one welcome our new prime minister guy goma

Tory MPs will buckle down behind whoever gets the job as long as the membership aren't involved

Yeah but a stitch up for who? They’re too divided to agree on hardly anyone

Kieth will call for a General Election in a silly voice

goes out with a positive K/D

Reeves will promise to reintroduce workhouses to get the country back on its feet

nobody will ask the Lib Dems anything

lol remember last century when cunts were saying Johnson was the problem?

my eldest just messaged me wondering if she'll go for the Wolves job

thrown to the wolves in more ways than one

Maybe Penny will get it with Rishi or someone as deputy PM, it will be a caretaker position confirmed later by a members vote, she will do a slightly better job but will look amazingly competent in the context of Liz / Boris, by the time of the next election she may be able to turn the polls around completely because other shit will come up. Maybe.

Harry Cole cucked by consecutive Prime Ministers hahahaha https://t.co/kesy2ufHMO

— the uk press cover for serial groper nick cohen (@wariotifo) October 20, 2022

It's not a competence issue. She went ahead with the wrong set of policies that caused a housing problem. That needs to be reversed, somehow xp

Jeremy Cunt has ruled himself out. It's probably going to be Mordaunt, innit

horny commentariat already jizzing themselves at the prospect

no comment. Just going to take a cold shower.

xps of course none of the fuckers are competent, but that's the angle the tory press love to take

i'm throwing my hat in the ring

then i'm starting a thread about most chameleonlike political parties

What I was wondering about.

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗 https://t.co/o1zi8UEXXd

— Daily Star (@dailystar) October 20, 2022

SHE'S READY

This is make or break time.

We need to get our act together, deliver for the country and win the next General Election.#pm4pm pic.twitter.com/4BLTizRWGB

— Penny Mordaunt for PM (@pennymordauntpm) October 20, 2022

there's still time for tugmentum to peak in the next week imo

Gove ruled out apparently

In for a Penny, in for a pound at parity with the dollar

Kieth throwing his hat in the ring

commentator can't believe what he's seeing, Kieth has literally walked across the floor of the house, grabbed the Speaker's microphone and announced this

Source from Tom Tugendhat's summer leadership campaign tells Guido he won't be standing

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) October 20, 2022

Not coming thick and fast now

Rishi surely having a quick ask around to see how badly he'd get beat

Everyone still hates Sunak, though they've probably forgotten why.

probably the majority of the MPs don't hate him? but the ones who do hate him *really* hate him

I wanna laugh at this but then I remembered I'm from the USA

Diane goes in studs up

I have never known a prime minister so humiliated. Never seen one who deserved it more. Time for #GeneralElection2022 pic.twitter.com/62FdJ6n0NU

— Diane Abbott MP (@HackneyAbbott) October 20, 2022

lol at picking that picture, diane remains undefeated

lmao

It’s perfect 🖼😍🤭 https://t.co/5xHuGoR32z pic.twitter.com/KVdjVQeFkI

— Joe Lycett (@joelycett) October 18, 2022

fingers crossed braverman ftw, appoint kwarteng as chancellor and decide to keep mini budget as originally planned

btw were the tories always so blatant about having their mask off psychopaths in headline cabinet positions? feel like back in the day they used to hide them on the backbenches more successfully

problem is the repeated barrel-scraping exercises after the successive ousts/purges after Brexit, 2017 election, Boris winning in 2019 and slinging out Brexit wets etc. etc. It leaves only the headbangers plus serial incompetents like Grant "internet personas" Shapps

Sunak with Mordaunt as deputy, I reckon. If there's only one candidate they don't need to ask the members, which they clearly do not want to do... ever again.

Badenoch is expected to run lol.

don't rule out Kemi!

the banter timeline lives

🚨Boris Johnson expected to run for Tory leadership.

(This is not a drill). https://t.co/1ZrwrIlfw7

— Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) October 20, 2022

oh so they are putting this to an online membership ballot and "Boris Johnson is expected to stand again" lol

So far we have Johnson, Badenoch and Braverman announcing their candidacies. The adults are back in the room!

Lol

As I said just now on @itv, deep concern that rapid electronic voting by Tory members for new leader brings risk of overseas bad actor, like Russia, hacking the poll and choosing Britain’s new prime minister

— Robert Peston (@Peston) October 20, 2022

hard to see them doing any worse