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I'm having that for dinner tonight, funnily enough..

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:19 (three years ago)

statement now inside, less (but non-zero) risk of heckling

― stet, Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:23 (three years ago)

but the lectern is also coming out, amazing

― stet, Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:24 (three years ago)

It doesn't matter btw.

"When we talk about economic stability I want be frank. The damage the Tories have done... means things are going to be really tough, now & during my Lab govt. We cannot take any risks with the public finances, we have to restore economic stability"

Keir Starmer at #TUC22 pic.twitter.com/7yFOECJuuq
— Saul Staniforth (@SaulStaniforth) October 20, 2022

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:27 (three years ago)

It's 1:30 now, dammit!

― Mark G, Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:29 (three years ago)

She's chucking it. This situation is beyond ridiculous.

― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:32 (three years ago)

Perhaps the lettuce should be our next PM

― groovypanda, Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:33 (three years ago)

HERE WE GO

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:34 (three years ago)

i mean there are no good outcomes but

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:35 (three years ago)

leadership election, Laurel and Hardy theme plays

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:35 (three years ago)

stepping down to spend more time in her sex dungeon

― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:35 (three years ago)

Truss dead by November

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:35 (three years ago)

pundits wanking themselves daft without addressing anything that matters

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:36 (three years ago)

they don't do one week leadership elections - this will just be a stitch up

― calzino, Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:36 (three years ago)

Mother of Parliaments :)

― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:36 (three years ago)

i for one welcome our new prime minister guy goma

― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:36 (three years ago)

Tory MPs will buckle down behind whoever gets the job as long as the membership aren't involved

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:38 (three years ago)

Yeah but a stitch up for who? They’re too divided to agree on hardly anyone

― stet, Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:38 (three years ago)

Kieth will call for a General Election in a silly voice

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:38 (three years ago)

goes out with a positive K/D

― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:38 (three years ago)

Reeves will promise to reintroduce workhouses to get the country back on its feet

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:38 (three years ago)

nobody will ask the Lib Dems anything

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:39 (three years ago)

lol remember last century when cunts were saying Johnson was the problem?

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:39 (three years ago)

my eldest just messaged me wondering if she'll go for the Wolves job

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:43 (three years ago)

thrown to the wolves in more ways than one

― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:45 (three years ago)

Maybe Penny will get it with Rishi or someone as deputy PM, it will be a caretaker position confirmed later by a members vote, she will do a slightly better job but will look amazingly competent in the context of Liz / Boris, by the time of the next election she may be able to turn the polls around completely because other shit will come up. Maybe.

― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:49 (three years ago)

Harry Cole cucked by consecutive Prime Ministers hahahaha https://t.co/kesy2ufHMO
— the uk press cover for serial groper nick cohen (@wariotifo) October 20, 2022

― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:52 (three years ago)

It's not a competence issue. She went ahead with the wrong set of policies that caused a housing problem. That needs to be reversed, somehow xp

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:52 (three years ago)

Jeremy Cunt has ruled himself out. It's probably going to be Mordaunt, innit

― calzino, Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:54 (three years ago)

horny commentariat already jizzing themselves at the prospect

― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:55 (three years ago)

no comment. Just going to take a cold shower.

― calzino, Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:56 (three years ago)

xps of course none of the fuckers are competent, but that's the angle the tory press love to take

― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:58 (three years ago)

i'm throwing my hat in the ring

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:59 (three years ago)

then i'm starting a thread about most chameleonlike political parties

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 12:59 (three years ago)

What I was wondering about.

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗 https://t.co/o1zi8UEXXd
— Daily Star (@dailystar) October 20, 2022

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:00 (three years ago)

SHE'S READY

This is make or break time.

We need to get our act together, deliver for the country and win the next General Election.#pm4pm pic.twitter.com/4BLTizRWGB
— Penny Mordaunt for PM (@pennymordauntpm) October 20, 2022

― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:05 (three years ago)

there's still time for tugmentum to peak in the next week imo

― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:06 (three years ago)

Gove ruled out apparently

― pick the mouse that can reach all the cheese in the maze (Matt #2), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:07 (three years ago)

In for a Penny, in for a pound at parity with the dollar

― pick the mouse that can reach all the cheese in the maze (Matt #2), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:08 (three years ago)

Kieth throwing his hat in the ring

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:09 (three years ago)

commentator can't believe what he's seeing, Kieth has literally walked across the floor of the house, grabbed the Speaker's microphone and announced this

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:10 (three years ago)

Source from Tom Tugendhat's summer leadership campaign tells Guido he won't be standing
— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) October 20, 2022

― pick the mouse that can reach all the cheese in the maze (Matt #2), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:11 (three years ago)

Not coming thick and fast now

― pick the mouse that can reach all the cheese in the maze (Matt #2), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:11 (three years ago)

Rishi surely having a quick ask around to see how badly he'd get beat

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:12 (three years ago)

Everyone still hates Sunak, though they've probably forgotten why.

― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:14 (three years ago)

probably the majority of the MPs don't hate him? but the ones who do hate him *really* hate him

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:15 (three years ago)

I wanna laugh at this but then I remembered I'm from the USA

― frogbs, Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:17 (three years ago)

Diane goes in studs up

I have never known a prime minister so humiliated. Never seen one who deserved it more. Time for #GeneralElection2022 pic.twitter.com/62FdJ6n0NU
— Diane Abbott MP (@HackneyAbbott) October 20, 2022

― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:19 (three years ago)

lol at picking that picture, diane remains undefeated

― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:21 (three years ago)

lmao

― ufo, Thursday, 20 October 2022 13:26 (three years ago)

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