I can see what attracts some people to pineapple on a pizza, but it is but one stop along the road that ends with owls marrying pussycats and becoming boat owners.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link
CaAL: i am sorry that satan has made a home in ur heart & i will pray 4 u
Aimless: owls are very sexy birds & shld marry/own whatever they want, the world wld in fact be a much happier place if owls could take their pussycat spouses on romantic boat rides
Neanderthal: continue being righteous, my dude \m/
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:17 (one year ago) link
Say what you like, but I draw the line at boat ownership.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link
the owls will hear about this (because they have excellent hearing!) and u will probably be forced to flee their wrath, most likely on a boat.
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:46 (one year ago) link
owls all clustered on the shore, glaring at you ominously
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link
and jealously
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:48 (one year ago) link
you’d better hope there’s not a pussycat in that boat with you
Back off, I have a runcible spoon and I'm not afraid to use it.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:51 (one year ago) link
the owls are hooting with outrage, “wtf pussycat how could you!” and then turn on each other, “wait how do you know pussycat” and awareness dawns, pussycat has been cheating on all of them with all of them!! Aimless gulps, and holds pussycat tighter as the furious hooting reaches a crescendo and storm clouds gather above the lake
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link
one time on a family vacation my niece caused a consternation by hijacking the family pizza order and getting us one of those wagon wheel-sized pizzas with limp chunks of pineapple strewn all across it that even she admitted she didn’t like. that monstrosity festered in the fridge all week, and she was a stinkeye magnet for the rest of the trip.
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:25 (one year ago) link
this was the same trip where she infamously asked “how do you eat a baked potato”
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:26 (one year ago) link
(she was in her 20s)
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:27 (one year ago) link
(and probably stoned)
I am totally down for a juxtaposition of sweet/salty/savory, but 99% of the time this is a ham-fisted (lol) way to go about it.
― sometimes you have to drink to kill the paranoia (PBKR), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:57 (one year ago) link
as far as sweet/savory goes I’ve been enjoying apples with brie, pears with savory salads, dates in Moroccan rice dishes, and dried currants in Zuni's roast chicken/bread salad recipe.
I like both ham and pineapple and they are a good combination. I will happily eat them on a pizza. My favorite pizza though is still sausage with mushrooms
― Dan S, Tuesday, 11 October 2022 01:29 (one year ago) link
one of those wagon wheel-sized pizzas
as an .auian this threw me wildly for 22 seconds
― Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 09:15 (one year ago) link
https://www.dinneratthezoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/mini-pizzas-5.jpg
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 10:40 (one year ago) link
The acidity of the pineapple nicely balances out how basic the ppl who go on about this are
― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 11:22 (one year ago) link
said it before but the true master of fruit toppings for pizza is the durian.
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 11:56 (one year ago) link
Die Hard is a Christmas movie!
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 October 2022 00:21 (one year ago) link
is water wet
― sloop johnnin' skater (geoffreyess), Wednesday, 12 October 2022 00:41 (one year ago) link
Actually . . .
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 12 October 2022 00:42 (one year ago) link
said it before but the true master of fruit toppings for pizza is the durian.― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length)
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length)
I see your durian on pizza and raise you durian on malasadas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZy2resJfHg
― hourspass, Wednesday, 19 October 2022 18:50 (one year ago) link
I will eat durian in any dish
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link
pepperoni on tlayudas
― Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link
IT'S BAAAACKKKK
(Something we'll never see in the U.S., and that's probably fine)
https://i2-prod.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article16050560.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/2_beanzJPG.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 21 November 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link
Not really interested but looks more palatable than pizza with pineapple. Someone did give me a tin of this: https://concreteplayground.com/sydney/food-drink/spc-vegemite-baked-beans and it was okay. Would far prefer toast with baked beans OR Vegemite.
― Bellend Sebastian (S-), Sunday, 18 December 2022 08:59 (one year ago) link
Yum! Today is #PizzaDay, what better a reason to order the classic #Canadian invention, the #HawaiianPizza! Created by Sam Panopoulos in Chatham, #Ontario in 1962. What local spot will you be ordering from? 🍕🍍 pic.twitter.com/M3Xwf0QICi— Canada (@Canada) February 9, 2024
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 February 2024 18:25 (four months ago) link
we've been experimenting with domino's design your own pizza, and will confirm the best combo of all is:(regular crust)*pineapple*ground beef*pickle slices
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:30 (four months ago) link
coworker turned me on to pineapple with jalapeno pizza. i am def a disgusting savage
― gneiss, gneiss, very gneiss (outdoor_miner), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:32 (four months ago) link
you know we've got sweet, salty, sour on there, could do with a bit of spicy too, might add some of those next time
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:36 (four months ago) link
the "Die Hard is a Christmas movie fite me" of pizza debateseveryone should put whatever they want on their pizza
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:37 (four months ago) link
including pine cones
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:39 (four months ago) link
Squirrel carcasses, old radial tires, anything.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2024 18:39 (four months ago) link
I'm a pineapple on pizza hater, and it's funny cos anti-pineapple people whine about the "pro-pineapple pizza people being so in your face about it" and pro-pineapple people say "let people like stuff, why anti-pineapple people so judgmental", and you start to realize it's...not about the pineapple at all
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:40 (four months ago) link
I do wonder if there's a correlation between "strong opinions about pizza toppings" and "unwilling to try unfamiliar/foreign food"
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:42 (four months ago) link
xp It's about the Canadian bacon ham.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:43 (four months ago) link
xpost Ned, for the authentic Neapolitan taste, I prefer Pirellis
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 February 2024 18:43 (four months ago) link
everyone should put whatever they want on their pizza
for real. The versatility is what makes pizza so great in the first place.
― silverfish, Friday, 9 February 2024 19:16 (four months ago) link
Feel like I mentioned on another thread but one of my favorite local pies is anchovy, pineapple & 'nduja on a rectangular lacy, frico crust.
The combination of toppings reminds me of a niche vietnamese sauce* and it works so well on a pizza.
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%E1%BA%AFm_n%C3%AAm
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2024 19:29 (four months ago) link
everyone should be allowed to put whatever they want on pizza
Except for Swedish people who but bananas on pizza which is not ok by any stretch of the imagination and is, in face, so wrong they should not be allowed pizza at all.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 February 2024 19:39 (four months ago) link
fact not face ffs
As I said in 2022, putting pineapple on a pizza is but one stop along the steeply descending road that ends with owls marrying pussycats and becoming boat owners.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 9 February 2024 19:50 (four months ago) link
I'm cool so long as the pineapple doesn't come out of a can full of syrup.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 9 February 2024 20:32 (four months ago) link
The Canadian bacon is essential Pineapple is good on burgers
― brimstead, Friday, 9 February 2024 20:33 (four months ago) link
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/131/299/ed9.jpg
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Friday, 9 February 2024 20:41 (four months ago) link
xpost I never had fresh pineapple until adulthood, really turned me around on it, never liked the canned stuff
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 February 2024 20:47 (four months ago) link
We made a southwestern sweet potato & soy chorizo pizza last night using some leftovers, it was a triumph.
― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 9 February 2024 20:57 (four months ago) link
nice. i'm generally a 2 toppings max person. don't like a slice that is unwieldy if picked up. have never had one with, but chorizo/soyrizo seems like a terrific concept.
― gneiss, gneiss, very gneiss (outdoor_miner), Saturday, 10 February 2024 02:06 (four months ago) link
xxxp i remember the first time i went to the gold coast (qld australia) there was a pizza place that featured both banana and corn amongst the toppings, just reading this on the menu caused me to vomit and die instantly
pineapple is ok
some places here offer an “aussie” pizza which customarily features ham/bacon and egg - I haven’t partaken in a long time but used to be quite partial to a good one - I don’t know what makes this combination “aussie” other than perhaps we were the first colony godless enough to try it?
― meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Saturday, 10 February 2024 02:36 (four months ago) link