xp hard of seeing too
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 10 October 2022 14:51 (one year ago) link
man the names things, so confusing. I paused this episode 10 times to try to sort out which kid was which when they were talking about them.
― dan selzer, Monday, 10 October 2022 15:11 (one year ago) link
alicent's kids:aegon - short, blonde, both eyesaemond - tall, blonde, one eyehelaena - blonde, likes bugs, only girl
she has a fourth kid in the books, prob cut from the show tho
rhaenyra's kids "with laenor":jacaerys (jace) - tall, black curly hairlucerys (luke) - younger, black curly hairjoffrey - even younger, black curly hair
rhaenyra's kids with daemon:aegon (yes another one) - child, blonde hairviserys (yes another one) - toddler, blonde hair
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Monday, 10 October 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link
this episode was excellent; this show is actually getting better with each episode.
― akm, Monday, 10 October 2022 15:39 (one year ago) link
and helaena is married to brother aegon right?
now do daemon's kids.
― dan selzer, Monday, 10 October 2022 15:54 (one year ago) link
yes helaena is married to aegon
daemon's kids are harder for me to tell apart, since they've had less screen time and not much in the way of personality distinction.
daemon's kids w/ laenabaela - ward at driftmark with her grandmother rhaenys, shorter hairrhaena - chilling at dragonstone with rhaenyra and daemon, longer hair
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Monday, 10 October 2022 16:18 (one year ago) link
lol sorry to add to confusion. baela's hair may be shorter than rhaena's, but it's still long. rhaena has the cool hairstyle with her long hair elaborately done up, while baela's hairstyles have been simpler
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Monday, 10 October 2022 16:21 (one year ago) link
i was having a serious hard time figuring out who was who in the driftmark line of succession
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 10 October 2022 16:36 (one year ago) link
same! also “driftmark” is such a nothing name that i can’t always picture right away who all that is, it’s so undramatic like Kirkland Signature
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 October 2022 16:39 (one year ago) link
that's prob why they keep saying "lord of the tides," which is an objectively cooler name
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Monday, 10 October 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link
waiting for nick nolte to show up “all hail prince of tides”
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 October 2022 16:48 (one year ago) link
Plus drift mark is the island and high tide is the castle right?
― mizzell, Monday, 10 October 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link
that particular scene had me cackling and screaming more than any moment so far. Daemon daring him to say it, which led to chants of "say it say it say it" over here, and then Vaemond just utterly shouting the b word and whoosh, head departs body, chef's kiss. Quality TV making, I tell you what.
― barry sito (gyac), Monday, 10 October 2022 20:52 (one year ago) link
his depiction of being a very sick man struggling through pain was so good. it was painful to watch, in a good way
― Karl Malone, Monday, 10 October 2022 20:57 (one year ago) link
i was fairly confused by 'sea snake' because I thought the sea snake was that dude Matt Smith cut to pieces in the cave. But I guess it's Corlys. Also did Corlys actually die? wouldn't it be funny if he just showed up next week?
― akm, Monday, 10 October 2022 23:16 (one year ago) link
Wait what? I get this mob interbreeds like crazy but actual brother and sister are married?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 04:59 (one year ago) link
Also what was actually wrong with the King anyway bcs I was thinking someone was poisoning him. It looked like leprosy or syphyllis or something.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 05:00 (one year ago) link
xp this was mentioned in the last episode during a conversation between the two brothers?
― barry sito (gyac), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 05:05 (one year ago) link
Xp he was poisoned by the throne, literally
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 07:51 (one year ago) link
Excuse me I know I am late to the game and I am watching episode 3
the Kingswood bit literally reenacts the "Rodents of Unusual Size" segment from Princess Bride
I am legit astonished
now we just need a six-fingered ser
anyway, carry on
― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 October 2022 02:14 (one year ago) link
this vulture discussion about how the time jump plotting leads to necessary viewing disconnection hits on lots of reasons why I find this show difficult to care about as anything more than a really well filmed wikipedia page https://www.vulture.com/article/house-of-the-dragon-time-jumps.html
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 October 2022 02:45 (one year ago) link
The new episode was kind of weak
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 17 October 2022 12:21 (one year ago) link
i agree that it was a step down, but still enjoyed it greatly.
the foot fetish thing was a bit cheap, but i guess it's relatively tame compared to the proclivities of many in this universe
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Monday, 17 October 2022 14:28 (one year ago) link
I thought the building tension throughout the first 50 minutes was great, the climax was absolute shit though.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 17 October 2022 15:00 (one year ago) link
it just felt like it was very randomly thrown in there. same with the search for Aegon, the whole point seemed to be that they wanted to come up with something really demented that he was doing.
xp
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 17 October 2022 15:05 (one year ago) link
the climax was very frustrating. I don't know how much can really be gleaned from next week's preview, but if the idea is that she's flying back to dragonstone to warn everyone that it is war time, then why the hell did she not just roast the coronation party first?
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 17 October 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link
i guess it's not technically a "hot war" yet and she was prob moved by alicent protecting her kid. she didn't have a problem murdering dozens of innocent bystanders tho lol, im sure there were mothers in that crowd
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Monday, 17 October 2022 15:39 (one year ago) link
yeah, that was a weirdass ending. she murdered about a hundred randos, had a chance to end the entire show and prevent the next several seasons from needing to happen, and then flew off
― Karl Malone, Monday, 17 October 2022 16:43 (one year ago) link
https://www.vulture.com/article/house-of-dragon-eve-best-interview-escape-green-council.html
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Monday, 17 October 2022 16:49 (one year ago) link
Okay, so: Why didn’t Rhaenys just torch the royal family and the whole Green crew?[Laughs long and hard.] I know! The temptation is there, right? In the end, she makes a bigger choice. We see that at the moment with what’s going on in Ukraine; to choose not to destroy is the better choice. That’s an important thing for us all to remember right now.
[Laughs long and hard.] I know! The temptation is there, right? In the end, she makes a bigger choice. We see that at the moment with what’s going on in Ukraine; to choose not to destroy is the better choice. That’s an important thing for us all to remember right now.
it's true that i had not considered the ukraine angle
― Karl Malone, Monday, 17 October 2022 16:55 (one year ago) link
what else would be responsible for rising gas prices in the riverlands?
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Monday, 17 October 2022 18:19 (one year ago) link
I enjoyed the episode. The foot thing was def a “wtf - why couldn’t this just be incest” moment. I liked the ending - tho they were obviously milking the moment a little much. I was wondering - do they store their battle armour in a locker by their dragons?!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 17 October 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link
Saw half a dozen "Larys CK" joeks today and loled more than once
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 00:54 (one year ago) link
the argument of "i don't care about any of these characters" gets hand waved away as fatuous but the more damning problem here is that I don't care about this especially violent fairy tale or the grandiose stakes or this shows propensity for perversion and vivisection in lieu of thoughtful character development. as garbage watching goes, it's compelling for cheap thrills, melodrama and the best production values money can buy. but if literally everyone in the whole show were to die in the next episode, so what? they'll all be replaced by a full english breakfast of new niece-fucking actors or older BAFTA-winning actresses, likely all named aegyon and vanyra.Creator press pap like "to choose not to destroy is the better choice. That’s an important thing for us all to remember right now" would be laughable if it weren't blatantly offensive as an attempt to rhyme a real human rights violation with a pantomime where the "good guy" murders thousands of innocent bystanders with a fucking dinosaur. peak teevee used to be a bit more peak as i recall.
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 04:53 (one year ago) link
- ignatius j. reilly
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 13:31 (one year ago) link
oh for the days when a man could safely talk shit about the incest dragon show without being accused of middlebrow snobbery
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 15:17 (one year ago) link
last episode leaked btw
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 October 2022 15:12 (one year ago) link
i can wait!
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Saturday, 22 October 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link
― barry sito (gyac), Saturday, 22 October 2022 15:42 (one year ago) link
i'll refrain from spoiling but it's quite a bit more of the same.
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 October 2022 07:29 (one year ago) link
sounds good
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Sunday, 23 October 2022 12:21 (one year ago) link
now excuse me while i spend what little time I have on this earth harrumphing and “coxcomb!”-ing through a show i dislike
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Sunday, 23 October 2022 12:29 (one year ago) link
Mr Belvedere?
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 October 2022 15:44 (one year ago) link
harrumph
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Sunday, 23 October 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link
streaks on the china never mattered before who cares?
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 October 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link
Jace and Luke bringing strong Ari and Uzi vibes in this new one
https://media.guestofaguest.com/t_article_content/gofg-media/2017/10/1/49766/lxyphjgl.jpg
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 24 October 2022 15:21 (one year ago) link
one thing I don't totally buy...I feel like Alicent knows her kids totally suck. I feel like she'd be like "yeah sure, no, you be queen, my kids are terrible."
― dan selzer, Monday, 24 October 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link
i'm still betting on a peace deal in this show, probably in season 2, episode 2, "let bygones be bygones"
― Karl Malone, Monday, 24 October 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link
After being pretty lukewarm on this all season, I thought the finale paid off well. Did in fact make me want to see the next season. Especially the prospect of dragon warfare.
On Alicent's kids my question is just, why are they such terrible kids? Their parents weren't psychopaths or anything, it's just kind of stipulated that they both turned out as assholes.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 24 October 2022 17:10 (one year ago) link
A big part of it is that they are the long awaited male heirs of Viserys, but then they have to always defer to Rhaenyra and her bastard children. On top of that, Aegon just seems to have been born fairly worthless, and Aemond has a chip on his shoulder for being bullied when he didn't have a dragon and for being parted from his eye once he stole a dragon for himself.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 24 October 2022 17:31 (one year ago) link