Elon Musk

It all has a distinct feel of Musk's lawyers flailing their arms in an effort to cause delay in the hope of concessions from Twitter. iow, it looks desperate, but the hours are billable and Musk is permitting them to flail away, so why not?

I am just imagining the billing that was going on at these firms getting ready for this trial on this time frame.

i mean justice delayed is justice denied innit homie

this is how the world ends
not with a merger but with billable hours

Bulk billing dream.

ok man

Elon Musk says his teenage daughter doesn't want to be associated with him because of what he calls 'full-on communism' taught in schools and widespread hatred of the wealthy https://t.co/MNZPabKPbD

— Business Insider Tech (@BITech) October 7, 2022

gee Elon, maybe you should have been a more positive presence in her life and she would have learned from you how wonderful wealthy people really are.

uh, you have met her by now, rite?

"Can't win them all."

Parenting isn't about winning, you miserable troll.

tbf, who among us doesn't have at least one child that loathes us

it’s tough out here for a g

if you think about it, wealthy people are the real victims in this unfair world

iirc, Twitter should meet Elon Po Po's trick with their own involving the promise of magical ginkgo nuts

I understand they've been lost in the ocean of other stupid things he's said & done, but just wanted to note that his comments about Taiwan are stupid craven bullshit.

lot of ppl are thinking he said it to cozy up to china but i think its prob just cause he likes to talk

he said basically the same thing about russia and ukraine and whats the angle there if anything hes hurting his business by airing an unpopular opinion but he does care he just wants to talk about his dumbass theories

I'm sure there's a lot of truth to that. Everything he says creates an uproar.

Elon Musk is as fucked up as Henry Ford and that's a difficult feat.

he's going to mobilise his stans into an anti-left anti-woke anti-union death squad if we're not careful

you can only tip you cap really

worth noting that a good chunk of the most fervent musk enthusiasts you see online are being paid to do that and or have some other relevant financial interest in the situation

it's just interesting that a lot of Elon's fanbase came from leftists, in the early-going, defending some of his more boorish behavior as his "being an asshole now and then", and right wingers became his fanbase the moment they saw that leftists didn't like him anymore.

one of my best friends is a liberal New York democrat, who hates conservatives and loathed Trump. he's a feminist, he has a transgender child, has created one of the safest spaces in town for autistic children with his c@t c@fe (and both his kid are on the spectrum), and despite all this, he loves Elon Musk, and gets in angry, almost conservative-ish defenses of Elon. and he does this for no one else!

s/interesting/not interesting at fucking all

https://i.imgur.com/JasHcRW.png

He didn’t realize murderous antisemitism was bad. Now he does.

A win for the discourse.

glad elon solved antisemitism

"you just gotta keep your feelings about the Jews, which are correct, to yourself, Kanye, or else you'll be cancelled! that's the real lesson here"

the really grating longtermism crap aside, the idea that Musk's involved in things that seem genuinely interesting and his ability to hype up the idea that there is a future where smart electric cars, ubiquitous internet access via satellite, functioning space transit, etc. exist appeals in an uncynical way to people that many other things do not

I think his deployment of these things is cynical

he just goes around saying shit

lol he got rolled

Think (in ridiculous fashion) this is the first indication of what Putin's red line for nuclear use is:

'Musk said Putin told him these goals would be accomplished “no matter what,” including the potential of a nuclear strike if Ukraine invaded Crimea'https://t.co/7aTlTEb0Pt

— max seddon (@maxseddon) October 11, 2022

big day for musk news hes also been trying to befriend nathan fielder

I knew it. The Musk Twitter bid is season 2 of The Rehearsal.https://t.co/NELTFd29zH pic.twitter.com/1yETJPmHY7

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) October 11, 2022

Elon For You

isn't there some law (lol) preventing citizens from dealing with or lobbying on behalf of heads of state?

laws no longer exist, we're only alive cos people don't all know yet

This is how Elon Musk invents things https://t.co/q8rAL7t597

— Laurie Charles (🚫🏌️‍♀️) (@thestuffofmemes) October 13, 2022

BREAKING: CNN reports that Elon Musk's SpaceX has told the US government it can no longer fund Starlink service in Ukraine

— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) October 13, 2022

trial subscription now over

It wld be a shame if anything happened to starlink man.

ah

Breaking @TheTerminal - $TWTR claims in a court filing that @elonmusk is presently under investigation by federal authorities for his conduct in connection with the acquisition of Twitter

— Ed Ludlow (@EdLudlow) October 13, 2022

Not sure that's quite news — the SEC has been looking at his Twitter actions since the spring. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/14/technology/twitter-elon-musk-sec.html

We’re just following his recommendation 🤷‍♂️

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 14, 2022

God I hate this fucking guy.

the tweet he was responding to:

Elon Musk’s Starlink says it can no longer afford to give Ukraine 🇺🇦 free service and asks the Pentagon 🇺🇸 to pay for it. Starlink had been a game changer in the war.

This comes days after Ukrainian Ambassador @MelnykAndrij told Musk to “fuck off.”

— Jason Jay Smart (@officejjsmart) October 14, 2022

download our twitter archive before Musk Ox takes over

Also Musk is probably building SPaceX mukes to taunt Puti n

i must preserve my 2017 tweet "love too stick a qtip in my ear"

HEARTHEART!!

https://www.tiktok.com/@lathamgreen/video/7119117552948792622?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7141741392912729642

its weird how he keeps not caring about kanye being a huge racist pos

Musk posted this and deleted lol pic.twitter.com/JwHJ6FMcGJ

— Goat Capital (@TradesalotSir) October 17, 2022

Game recognises game

Apartheid Clyde and Klanye