like the queen this thread will never die: in which we ALL resign (ourselves to disgusting miseries to post-boris politics 2022)

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GG I can almost guarantee you’ve seen dozens of ppl post a list of 3 steps where step 2 is “?” & step 3 is “profit” and each time you were confounded and infuriated by the indecipherable shapes

Wiggum Dorma (wins), Monday, 3 October 2022 13:33 (three years ago)

I think to an extent a meme lives or dies on whether it can carry its context with it - I've never seen the episode but the format is pretty clear, right? Particularly where (and this isn't always the case in every use I've seen) the third phase here is actually profit.

I agree it's a slightly niche reference, but in fairness Mark works as a freelance copy editor and thinks about left media for fun - the meme is basically his sigil :)

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 3 October 2022 13:36 (three years ago)

GG I can almost guarantee you’ve seen dozens of ppl post a list of 3 steps where step 2 is “?” & step 3 is “profit” and each time you were confounded and infuriated by the indecipherable shapes


Yeah but it’s fair to not connect it to the phrase “underpants gnomes”, it’s been a while since that meme became part of the internet lexicon

barry sito (gyac), Monday, 3 October 2022 13:40 (three years ago)

I feel a little humility and contrition from mark s here would go some way to reassuring the markets.

nashwan, Monday, 3 October 2022 13:50 (three years ago)

GG I can almost guarantee you’ve seen dozens of ppl post a list of 3 steps where step 2 is “?” & step 3 is “profit” and each time you were confounded and infuriated by the indecipherable shapes

I don't recall it ever happening, but as you seem to know my life better than me, I can only respond "whatevs!", wins.

Grandpont Genie, Monday, 3 October 2022 14:00 (three years ago)

Aaron Bastani is 38, so my age. Ash is 30. I don't often feel like I'm missing any cultural context for their chat, though to be fair I am enough of a giant of pop cultural knowledge to know about the underpants gnome meme as well.

So politically I feel like Batani has lived through the same stuff I have - 9/11, 2008 crash, austerity, rise of the far right. Going through all of that I cannot take any kind of optimism regarding a centrist liberal project seriously, though of course not everyone takes the same lessons from the same events. He's either more hopeful or more cynical than me, depending on how you want to psychoanalyze his motivations.

To be fair I don't know that Ash has said anything positive about Starmer yet.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 3 October 2022 14:02 (three years ago)

I've never heard of or seen the meme and would have nothing to say about it.

I was more interested in hearing Mark S's actual arguments about business models and successful media companies, if he had them. It's fine if he, or anyone, doesn't.

re Novara "culture", I broadly feel, as I say, that their culture is different from mine. Most of the music that interests me, for instance, would mean nothing to them, and vice versa. Probably mostly true of literature also. That's OK and normal - they're younger people from different contexts.

They do tend to refer to things like reality TV programmes that I've never seen, and never plan to see.

There are other differences that one could into - particular subcultures that are involved in this new left generation, which may be foreign to many other (including older) people. A fairly concrete example: the remarkable obsession with bodybuilding, physical fitness, being semi-naked, posing on the beach - that kind of thing. (It has a feminine variant too.) I have never in my life known anyone like that, and it would be a mildly amusing trope to try to picture eg: William Morris bodybuilding, Raymond Williams dancing semi-naked, Anderson / Blackburn / Ali posing on the beach, ie: this stuff was mostly not normal for previous generations of left intellectuals and media. (But OK you could reverse that claim and say that some late C19 leftists were into nudism, Adorno experimented with drugs in CA, etc, so the irony might not be as big as it first seems.)

I find this aspect of Novara and friends mildly alienating, but not enough to detract from concretely useful things that they might have to say.

There seems to be, on this thread, just now, an assumption that Novara are 'melts', 'sellouts', 'shilling for Starmer' etc - to put it crudely. I am not sure, though, that I have seen actual evidence of this. I think it may be an assumption without much concrete basis.

However, I can myself cite one exception, namely the recent exchange between Walker and Bastani over whether it was OK for Labour to sing 'God save the king'. They didn't just say 'It's OK if it's politically useful and helps you to achieve other things' (which I can probably buy), they virtually laughed at anyone who was bothered by it and said, tellingly, 'It's not meant for me'. If you're a socialist and a conference is doing prominent things that are 'not meant for you', maybe that's bad?

the pinefox, Monday, 3 October 2022 14:31 (three years ago)

Actually there is at least one exception to the "cultural generational gulf" thesis here, which is that Bastani is interested in science fiction, as are lots of other people, including me.

But this is, I admit, now getting so specific it will be of little interest to others.

the pinefox, Monday, 3 October 2022 14:36 (three years ago)

i do in fact have some thoughts about this but they need a bit of time and organisation in a busy week and apparently not making bad jokes in order to annoy the generally easy-tempered grandpoint genie is my way of temporising so WATCH THIS SPACE lol

mark s, Monday, 3 October 2022 14:39 (three years ago)

the Labour conference draping union jacks everywhere with national anthem lyric sheets is "nothing to see here" according to Novara? One person quite rightly posted if you'd have shown the conference pics to someone 10-15 years ago they'd assume it was a BNP meeting and would be shocked if you told them it was the Labour Party. If they are going to be timid Starmer apologists then at least I can hate them for their shite politics rather than how smug and annoying they are.

calzino, Monday, 3 October 2022 15:29 (three years ago)

I'm not saying Labour haven't leaned on nationalism/flag-fucking/boot licking in the past, but that was so OTT

calzino, Monday, 3 October 2022 15:34 (three years ago)

I didn't see the Union Jacks but I tend to agree about the anthem and I share your view of the LOTO.

I think MW and AB were more wrong than they realised here as

a) AB said "it's fine if it's just this year - the head of state has just died, it's for a new king" -- but who says it won't now be repeated every year? The one thing we know about Labour Right types is that they are "given an inch, take a mile".

b) by the same token, there is an Overton Window aspect here - if Labour unilaterally starts singing "god save the king", it arguably creates a context in which almost every political party may choose to do that, to keep up, and the overall environment is altered in a monarchist direction.

I can understand the view that the national anthem is a sideshow and not worth argument (which I'm prolonging now), but also think the "nothing to see here" is a bad response given these multiple bad aspects to it.

the pinefox, Monday, 3 October 2022 15:36 (three years ago)

It's also directly tied in to "let's regain the confidence of the British electorate by showing we are patriotic" strategy which aside from being dumb (flag shaggers will never trust lab, you can't beat the tories at this, it just looks opportunistic and dishonest) can be used to shoot down all hints of progressive/leftist attitudes within the party. It doesn't exist in isolation.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 3 October 2022 15:44 (three years ago)

I don't think it's proven that that strategy cannot work at all (in the context of, say, "left populism" - "nationalise the railways and stick a Union Flag on them"; "I'm Bernie Sanders and I'm an American patriot"; etc [these sentences are imaginary]), but I think I agree that it should be treated with scepticism and will tend to have consequences meaning it can't just be laughed off - as happened on this one particular occasion on Novara.

the pinefox, Monday, 3 October 2022 15:50 (three years ago)

https://omghcontent.affino.com/AcuCustom/Sitename/DAM/199/SINGLE-USE-LABOUR-CONF-2022-ALAMY_Main.jpg

if this pic doesn't make you feel absolute contempt and hatred for this current iteration of the party of labour, then I guess nothing will!

calzino, Monday, 3 October 2022 15:52 (three years ago)

Quite strange "messaging" to have the word "greener", in white, repeatedly appearing against pink and purple and in one case red (the red of the union flag, not of the Labour movement).

Basically not very green.

the pinefox, Monday, 3 October 2022 15:56 (three years ago)

I noticed Lula was wearing a Jeremy Corbyn t-shirt when he went to cast his vote yesterday. A sad reminder that they used to be a better party, not all good - but nothing like this horror show.

calzino, Monday, 3 October 2022 15:56 (three years ago)

That's extraordinary!

I hope that Lula prevails.

the pinefox, Monday, 3 October 2022 15:57 (three years ago)

Nah not Lula, that was Fernando Morais. But agreed on the reminder.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 3 October 2022 16:00 (three years ago)

“I feel hope,” Lula’s biographer and friend Fernando Morais tells me as he casts his vote in São Paulo in his Jeremy Corbyn t-shirt. “I feel like going out and distributing kisses” pic.twitter.com/k79nRjtxox

— Tom Phillips (@tomphillipsin) October 2, 2022

ah yes I viewed on my phone this morning and am half blind

calzino, Monday, 3 October 2022 16:01 (three years ago)

still pretty good!

calzino, Monday, 3 October 2022 16:04 (three years ago)

Posting one good thing.

is this the only good thing a Horny Man has ever done? 🤔 https://t.co/UvWouIZxxI

— josie sparrow (@ofthesparrows) October 3, 2022

xyzzzz__, Monday, 3 October 2022 16:07 (three years ago)

Has Labour thought to go on the attack? Truss does not make sense. The Bank of England does not agree with her government's fiscal policies.

I am not sure anyone in the U.S. thinks of Bernie Sanders as an American flag-waving type if that was the implication.

youn, Monday, 3 October 2022 16:15 (three years ago)

fully costed strong & stable austerity is Labour's brand, the BoE will approve.

calzino, Monday, 3 October 2022 16:22 (three years ago)

LAB: 52% (+6)
CON: 24% (-5)
LDEM: 10% (-3)
GRN: 5% (+1)

via
@RedfieldWilton
, 02 Oct
Chgs. w/ 29 Sep

they'll just keep taking it for granted that this will last until the next GE for now.

calzino, Monday, 3 October 2022 16:27 (three years ago)

might just be my mood but it just occurred to me that the old Labour Party is dead, and it's the left in its broad sense that hasn't taken this on board yet. this deserves elaboration i think but not by me, today. the 1945 government is nothing but an empty symbol for this new party to invoke when it needs to rally useful idiots.

if i'm right, i don't think it's any great loss

saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 October 2022 17:22 (three years ago)

i think the left has taken it on board but in FPTP there is no other vehicle for parliamentary solutions to the massive fucking problems staring us in the face so we’re fucking stuck with it sorry for the language

Tracer Hand, Monday, 3 October 2022 17:24 (three years ago)

i mean i did quit the labour party for reasons i have detailed exhaustively but nevertheless

Tracer Hand, Monday, 3 October 2022 17:25 (three years ago)

is why i said the broadest sense, obviously most genuine leftists have given it up, but until trade unions and others take action to disengage it'll continue to have the veneer of legitimacy

saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 October 2022 17:31 (three years ago)

I really didn't like that Spirit of '45 doc by Loach, well lol just saw the trailer which made it look like an uncritical sepia tinted homage to the Attlee govt rather than anything worth watching. It's very annoying when Labour politicians invoke any of the good stuff the party has historically achieved when it has absolutely zero connection with where they are at now. Even a posh lefty lawyer like Stafford Cripps would probably get the whip removed in Starmer Labour, saying that he got expelled from the party in '39 and then let back in again after the war.

calzino, Monday, 3 October 2022 18:01 (three years ago)

My ideal Green Party would be knowledgeable in economic and civic planning as well as environmental issues, would appeal to youth, and would distract the younger generation and their elders from war.

(I had assumed that the Conservatives represent the establishment and would be aligned with the Bank of England in supporting stability to everyone's overall benefit, but I don't think that the Conservatives are so aligned, and I leave open larger questions about economic policy.)

youn, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 02:53 (three years ago)

I was listening to a program about the history of money laundering yesterday and it was covering the Eurodollar market in 50's - 60's London yesterday. I thought it was interesting that the Bank of England was loving it that some banks were making a killing by breaking financial regs and the Tory govt at the time didn't even have a clue it was going on for the first few years.

calzino, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 05:17 (three years ago)

any other leader would be 100 points ahead

LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 08:12 (three years ago)

Sterling is recovering (though the pound has been losing value for the last few months anyway).

I can see the cuts (or no increase in line with inflation) to benefits going through unopposed. Wonder if Lab will abstain, just wouldn't surprise me.

Mortgages rates have been put up in anticipation of Nov rate rise though. Housing has become an issue.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 08:22 (three years ago)

It's always surprising to see Tories oppose benefit cuts but I'm thinking, if anything, it's more about hating Truss than compassion for benefits claimants

Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 09:32 (three years ago)

a lot of things will go up a couple of percent - benefits, NHS funding - far behind inflation, and because of the way math works the tories will tout it as “the largest ever increase in benefits spending, helping you get through these tough times”

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 09:35 (three years ago)

if Labour abstained on another welfare cuts bill it wouldn't be that surprising. But I think they might vote against this one, if they are still running scared of that 2010-15 "soft on benefits" rhetoric after the last few weeks then they are literally barely any use to anyone who isn't rich or well off.

calzino, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 11:22 (three years ago)

there's enough Tories making disgruntled noises to make it safe to oppose cuts if they happen, more likely to be a below-inflation rise in benefits tho which Reeves will reluctantly support while pulling a serious face and talking shit about her rules

saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 11:26 (three years ago)

Chris Kaba shot to death by a police officer update: New IOPC statement ‘The officers did not activate their lights or sirens while following the vehicle. The intention was to use an ‘enforced stop extraction’ on the Audi’ It suggest Mr Kaba was not in a police chase @itvlondon pic.twitter.com/TlSdC46hOJ

— Antoine Allen (@AntoineSpeaker) October 4, 2022

Search me what an "enforced stop extraction" is.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 13:54 (three years ago)

The shooter did not even leave the patrol car. Schmucks.

put a VONC on it (suzy), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 14:47 (three years ago)

BREAKING: King Charles has been allowed to vet and potentially lobby for changes to emergency legislation to freeze rents in Scotland pic.twitter.com/sTpJZuMGPv

— The National (@ScotNational) October 4, 2022

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 14:52 (three years ago)

Carrying on his mummy's good work of enriching themselves at all costs

we're glistening (Matt #2), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 16:03 (three years ago)

'This is a problem made under their watch'

Shadow Chancellor Rachel Reeves MP says that illegal immigration has been on the increase whilst Conservatives have been in government and calls the lack of deportations "12 years of Tory failure"

👉 https://t.co/xZtjki2Yiq

📺 Sky 501 pic.twitter.com/O6urjKZlqU

— Sky News (@SkyNews) October 4, 2022

GTTO!

calzino, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 19:59 (three years ago)

reeves is incredible. every time I hear from her she comes out with yet another new reason not to vote Labour. she's way more effective than any Saatchi and Saatchi ad could ever be in suppressing the Labour vote.

oscar bravo, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:39 (three years ago)

What's happening in Thurrock deserves more attention. A council recklessly borrowed £1bn from other (apathetic) local authorities and then risked it all on secretive and ultimately disastrous money-spinning deals. Now there's no choice but to give it hundreds of millions more https://t.co/uW2Mm8fcv7

— Gareth Davies (@Gareth_Davies09) October 4, 2022

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 07:39 (three years ago)

"I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter..."

A 25 minute speech later from the Prime Minister I’m told. And she’ll arrive on stage to ‘a 90s classic.’ https://t.co/0xP4gDOrN2

— Chris Mason (@ChrisMasonBBC) October 5, 2022

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 07:53 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 07:56 (three years ago)

Billions wasted in corruption like this. The poorest pay.

What's happening in Thurrock deserves more attention. A council recklessly borrowed £1bn from other (apathetic) local authorities and then risked it all on secretive and ultimately disastrous money-spinning deals. Now there's no choice but to give it hundreds of millions more https://t.co/uW2Mm8fcv7

— Gareth Davies (@Gareth_Davies09) October 4, 2022

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 08:15 (three years ago)

"90s classic"?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FYL75KrWIAY_bx0.jpg

fetter, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 08:33 (three years ago)

Oh no

ABSOLUTE SCENES pic.twitter.com/0UuWVpEKUL

— mark emlyn evans (@marcooth) October 5, 2022

barry sito (gyac), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 09:53 (three years ago)


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