King Charles will never die!!
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 19:22 (one year ago) link
he'll never even be king!
― mark s, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link
im a lizobite
god shave the king (before applying ointments and cremes)
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link
gobsmacking photo going round on twitter today.
I was wondering if Charles had ever met Bob Dylan. It spawned this image which just gets stranger the more you examine it. pic.twitter.com/x3ogRWNvVg— Fearghas Kelly (@FearghasKelly) September 21, 2022
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 22:42 (one year ago) link
the fellas
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link
at first look, thought roger and pete were hugh grant and mark knopfler
― put their faith in a god-fearing man selling them tiny homes (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:32 (one year ago) link
the famous blues brothers
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:40 (one year ago) link
Prince Andrew top right?
― SincereLee 'Scratch' Perry (President Keyes), Thursday, 22 September 2022 00:41 (one year ago) link
the moral equivalent of nonce
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 22 September 2022 00:43 (one year ago) link
Who are these two...
Top row, fourth from left.Top row, third from right.
― Narada Michael Fagan (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2022 07:25 (one year ago) link
third from right is zak ringoson
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 22 September 2022 07:32 (one year ago) link
zak starkey, yes
― StanM, Thursday, 22 September 2022 07:37 (one year ago) link
drummer with the who at that point iirc
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 22 September 2022 07:38 (one year ago) link
My god what a photo.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 22 September 2022 07:43 (one year ago) link
Producer probably thought he was booking Prince Charles and the City Beat Band, must've been gutted when that jug-eared cunt turned up
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 22 September 2022 07:56 (one year ago) link
The mystery figure is apparently Steve Balsamo, Welsh musical theatre performer, who opened that 1996 Hyde Park Prince’s Trust show. Missing is Alanis Morissette, also on the bill!
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 22 September 2022 07:56 (one year ago) link
Genuinely unsure if that's Ade Edmondson or Level 42's Mark King between Fry and Daniels
― nashwan, Thursday, 22 September 2022 08:18 (one year ago) link
I appreciate the neat symmetry of Townsend and Glitter bookending the whole gang.
― calzino, Thursday, 22 September 2022 08:21 (one year ago) link
All still alive apart from Entwistle, I think.
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 22 September 2022 09:43 (one year ago) link
keep yr hands off my lovely mark king, why wd he appear w/o lindup or the gould bros
that is ade (never funny)
― mark s, Thursday, 22 September 2022 09:56 (one year ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/John_Franklin_1845.JPG/1024px-John_Franklin_1845.JPGhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/FeKZoNkXkAEfKrA?format=jpg
― mark s, Monday, 3 October 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link
thought it was Harry Secombe for a minute
― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 October 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link
Neddy Seagoon surely?
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Monday, 3 October 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link
icy seadoom
― mark s, Monday, 3 October 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link
Charles has just hired Pipe Major Paul Burns, who played the bagpipes at Queen Elizabeth's funeral, to be his personal piper, and play for him every morning. Ostensibly, Burns is the King's human alarm clock
I would rather clean razor sharp swarf off dirty dangerous machines with an oily rag for a penny a day than be a fucking "human alarm clock" for one of these freaks!
― calzino, Sunday, 9 October 2022 00:40 (one year ago) link
KING CHARLES GET PIPED DOWN EVERY MORNING
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 9 October 2022 02:25 (one year ago) link
keeping it real
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 9 October 2022 03:15 (one year ago) link
The temptation for Major Paul Burns to install a recording of himself piping and slack off each morning must be considerable, one might think.
― Grandpont Genie, Sunday, 9 October 2022 03:19 (one year ago) link
does hes just come into his room and starting playing right in his ear or what sounds horrible, maybe if he started far away tho and got slowly closer
― lag∞n, Sunday, 9 October 2022 03:43 (one year ago) link
yeah hopefully it's the reverse of the piper they got for my grandmother's funeral who got further and further away when we were at the cemetary
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 9 October 2022 03:49 (one year ago) link
reminds me of my favorite jokeq: why do bagpipe players walk while they play?a: to get away from the sound
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 October 2022 03:59 (one year ago) link
lol
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 9 October 2022 04:01 (one year ago) link
I should like to be piped in
― Alternative Ulsterbus, Sunday, 9 October 2022 04:17 (one year ago) link
yo chuck, they must be on the pipes right?
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Sunday, 9 October 2022 07:08 (one year ago) link
Who says these fucks are out of touch
― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Sunday, 9 October 2022 07:20 (one year ago) link
A well aimed punch from Chuck = snooze button.
― Grandpont Genie, Sunday, 9 October 2022 08:08 (one year ago) link
I hope he wakes him with this every morning...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vNENUEK0W0
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 October 2022 09:24 (one year ago) link
Truss: “Your Majesty… Lovely to see you again.”King: “Back again. Dear oh dear. Anyway…”This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. 😂😂pic.twitter.com/ENP8pPl9kO— Brendan May (@bmay) October 12, 2022
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 October 2022 16:02 (one year ago) link
... is he going to die tomorrow?
― StanM, Thursday, 13 October 2022 17:04 (one year ago) link
An open secret of a type that is depressingly common in Britain, here pic.twitter.com/Co55C3Qy6Q— Flying_Rodent (@flying_rodent) October 16, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 16 October 2022 14:03 (one year ago) link
i got into a minor wikipedia edit war last year over whether another of chuck's mentors laurens van der post raped a girl (he did, which the article now acknowledges).
― ledge, Sunday, 16 October 2022 14:11 (one year ago) link
Doesn't the King's "back again" basically mean "oh, dear, we're meeting again for the first time since the difficult and awkward times after the death of my mother" ?
― the pinefox, Monday, 17 October 2022 10:10 (one year ago) link
that's not how it's being interpreted
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Monday, 17 October 2022 13:56 (one year ago) link
he means *turns impossibly ancient and woebegone face to viewers* thanks i hate it
― mark s, Monday, 17 October 2022 14:01 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWotptfPnBU
― big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Monday, 17 October 2022 14:13 (one year ago) link
So are we saying 'speaking the King's English' now instead of the Queen's English or what?
― pick the mouse that can reach all the cheese in the maze (Matt #2), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link
Out on the king's highway we are.
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 22:11 (one year ago) link
well we would be if she'd died but
― mark s, Wednesday, 19 October 2022 22:14 (one year ago) link
Surely someone has a "why isn't it King's College Belfast now" take
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 20 October 2022 10:03 (one year ago) link